How To Kill A Vampire
95Vampires - Creatures of the Night
Vampires are fascinating creatures - scary but fascinating. They appear in human form and survive off the blood of their human victims.
In fact, once you get bitten by a vampire, its said that you become undead and become a vampire as well.
Vampires have some distinct traits about them that are fascinating, frightening and make them what they are.
Keep Vampires at Bay
Hopefully you will not have to kill a vampire but here's how to keep safe when you encounter one:
- Flash a crucifix at them.
- Wear garlic.
- Rebuke them in the name of the Lord
- Spill a pound of salt - they'll have to count every grain (Dracula 3000)
Traits of a Vampire
Before knowing how to kill a vampire you will first have to determine that the person is in fact a vampire. So how do you tell. Popular movies and books have shown us the traits of a Vampire.
1. They come out at night because sunlight has devastating effects on vampires. Vampires sleep all day, roam all night and have to get to bed by sunrise. In the movie, Blade, daywalkers are vampires that come out in the daytime.
2. When vampires come out in the day as some stories have them, they wear dark sunglasses and stay in the shadows. Their pupils cant handle the amount of sunlight that a mere mortal can handle.
3. They have very pale skin, due to them having very little blood in their veins. Their fingernails may be clawlike and vampires have long canines for biting into flesh.
4. They thirst for and will get excited at the sight of blood.
5. Vampires sleep in coffins or upside down like bats. They may also morph into bats as well as in the movie Fright Night.
6. Vampires do not have a reflection and can't be seen in mirrors.
7. They're already dead...or undead...so you cant usually kill them easily using conventional means.
So How Do You Kill a Vampire?
Here's how to kill a vampire as shown in some popular films/movies or books.
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1. Stake Through the Heart
This is the most traditional method of killing a vampire, along with some others and was popularized by Bram Stoker who bought the vampire, Dracula to life...er...reality. Most vampire movies, including the numerous remakes of Dracula, shows the vampires being staked through the heart.
There are some variations to this, where the vampire is traditionally killed with a wooden stake through the heart, some say you have to stake a vampire with a stake of silver or stake him through the heart in addition to other methods.
Staking a vampire through the heart is supposed to cut off his lifeforce or weaken him and with other methods you could do away completely with the vampire and kill him.
Popular movies with this method include, Dracula (1931), Fright Night, Salem's Lot, & The Lost Boys to name a few.
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2. Break His Neck/ Behead a Vampire
In the movie, Night Hunter (1996), the traditional ways of killing a vampire are abandoned. They'll just laugh at your garlic and holy water and sunlight doesn't do a thing to them. To kill a vampire you will have to be able to get close enough to him and break his neck/spine.
Beheading a vampire will usually kill a vampire as well.
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3. Burn A Vampire With Fire.
Vampires don't like fire. One way to kill a vampire would be to light them on fire and burn them completely to ashes. They must be burned to ashes or else they will heal themselves and you will be their next victim.
Combine this method with another, for example stake him in the heart and then burn his body to ashes and you are sure to get rid of a vampire.
In Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles you would have to scatter the ashes of a burned vampire in order for this to work or else the vampire's clan can spill their blood on the ashes to bring him back.
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4. Silver Bullet
Silver bullets will kill a vampire as well as any other silver object such as a silver dagger or silver stake. Silver is known for its pure qualities and is used to keep away evil spirits, werewolves and other evil beings for centuries.
In the comic book movie adaptation, Blade, vampires disintegrate when hit with silver bullets from Blade's gun.
5. Kill The Head Vampire
Finding and killing the head vampire will destroy the rest of the vampires in his/her clan.
But killing the head vampire is very hard to do because of two things. It can be difficult to find out who the head vampire is in the clan and the other vampires will do everything they can to protect their master. Also head/master vampires are difficult to kill even with the usual techniques because they have more power and skill than their other counterparts.
In The Lost Boys, the head vampire has to be killed in order to get rid of the rest of the clan.
A Million Other Ways To Kill A Vampire
Pop culture will usually come up with all sorts of creative ways in which you can kill a vampire.
There are many other ways of getting rid of these pesky, bloodthirsty creatures of the night but until we know for sure, be very careful when you go into the night.
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Glad I could help. I got a bit lazy to the end - please forgive me. I will continue to add more to the end. Keep safe.
hello
they should make a movie of how to kill A vampire .
i really love it and i am a bodrick
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i thought you could only kill were wolves with silver bullets?
Vampires too if you've seen Blade.
i have tried it and it did killed him and he is in ashes
Cool. Make sure you don't keep all those ashes in one place.
You humans are so stupid you are just children who know nothing about hunting, you get advice of how to kill vampires by movies, hollywood is fake everything that they do is fake, oh if you killed people that you thought were vampires, just so you know they were human good luck in jail, dont drop the soap.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHa! you are Pathetic
want to come and try to kill me, do you really want to die, then come and find me in Christiansburg,VA. Pathetic Humans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Think you can kill a full vampire with those weapons then come humans, or be cowards
hmmn.. i dont think you could kill them THAT easily.
you cant kill us that easily weve been attacked for thousands of years. especially if you get your resources from movies.
thx for the info
why would you want to kill a vampire. we are pretty cool. yeah we can be dangerous but who cares. we are totally kid hearted if we want to be.
srry meant kind hearted.
what do you mean no souls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they so have souls. and any way why do you want to kill them? what have they ever done to you? did they suck your blood? i dont think so, your not dead. plus some vampires dont even hurt humans some are able to control them selves. they are not beasts and its horrible that you treat them that way. for all you know your best friend could be a vampire. do you really wat to kill you est friend?
Dear wrong person,
the fact that you have garlic, stake is just depressing the only ways to destroy a vampire or demon is burn it to ashs, break the neck or cut off the head. For a demon you will need a gun rifle if handy and a load of silver bullets, You could also use a necromancer circle and suck the demon out if it is possing a human body.
Yours truly
Kora Liveingston
none of that works- dant get your info from movies and books honestly the mostrealistic va,pire movie ive ever read was the darren shan saga and they dont alep upside down and turn into bats thats a load of bollocks!
UN SUNLIGHT DOESNT HURT VAMPIRES ITS A STUPID MISCONCEPTION THAT CAME ABOUT ONLY 50 YEARS OR SO AGO HOW RETARDED THAT THIS SIGHT HAS THAT UP AS A TRAIT OF VAMPIRES
the creator of this website must of been a complete nob head
THANK YOU. NOW I CAN FINISH SOME STUPID HOMEWORK FOR MY ENGHISH TEACHER
THANK YOU. NOW I CAN FINISH SOME STUPID HOMEWORK FOR MY ENGHISH TEACHER
Are you aw feckin mad
Just cut off there head and cut out there heart. Then you need to burn them, but keep the ashes sepret or thry can posse someone else.
Aww i love when ppl think they r vampires or vampire slayer ....if i meet a real vamp then i'll talk to u guys :-P
c ya around
I just gave you the know how on what to do. I'm not a slayer, but I do play one on TV.
i always thought this one kid in my class looked like a vampire. i looked up the general characteristics of a vampire and he matched every detail. then i looked up how to kill a vampire. thank you so much for all the great information. i can now kill the threat to my school. i also can identify all the other vampires in my school and kill them too.
does anyone know how to make a garlic necklace.
or find a wooden stake to drive through his heart that runs cold.
For real though, don't kill anyone at school.
i want to be a ghost hunter but i have nothing to kill them...
You cant kill a ghost. Ghosts are spirits...remnants of the dead.
now i can do my english homework thanks :)
iam going to be a vampire hunter this helped me loads im writing a speech on vampires being real and all that. the VHCD stands for Vampire Hunter Chief detective. by the way you can kill ghosts you dont have to touch vampires to kill them but you have a point they're already dead maybe another word than dead maybe ... hmm... oh yes dispose of them so they don't come back again as ghosts
"dispose of them" sounds fair enough. Good luck with the vampire hunting.
No offense, but you guys are wasting your fucking lives doing stupid shit like this. You are NOT vampires, you are NOT vampire slayers, go DO something with your lives. Apart from those of you with coherent sensible thoughts above.
And Werewolves, Dracula was bit by a werewolf and he died
The Dude: Why don't you get a life and stop whining about others not having lives? XD If someone wants to theorize about vampires and how to kill them, let them have their fun. They're not hurting you, and your childish rantings only make you look foolish.
this sight is gd but mine is better:p ha ha ha
The Dude: you are an inconsiderate ass-hole... who cares what you think... just because you have nothing better to do with your time, doesn't mean you can take it out on someone else... jack-ass!
Thanx i am writing a book about vampires and i needed some ideas and i wanted to know the traditional ways that vampires are generally killed in movies. I think in my book the only way to kill them will be the burning and the head chopping. Thanx again for the ideas.
thnx i am doing a project nd it really help:-)
i think The Dude was right, you guys probably shouldn't actually kill people; whether you think they are a vampire or not, try telling the police maybe??
very good
THNX NOW I CANT DO MY ASSEMENT PIECE FOR ENGLISH U ROCK DUDE KEEP IT UP X
Hi I'm doing homework and it really helped me xxx
this a great site to do ur homework on
im going to laugh when you idiots kill an innocent person if you beleive someone to be the undead contact your local paranormal expert to examine their characteristics and a liscenced slayer to take care of it dont be so stupid as to attempt it yourself its suicide
OMG THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS VAMPIRES!!!!! you people are all stupid if you think that vampires are real, if you go and shoot someone with a silver bullet it doesn't matter if you are retarted enough to think they are vampires it's called MURDER because it was a human not a fucking vampires
Woaw, some pretty weird comments left by other people here :S
Ermm .. Vampires don't realy exist guys, please don't kill anyone (:
Thanks for the info, it helped me with my English homework muchly :D
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this one girl on my bus is bugging me on vampires and she keeps saying that she can turn into on by being put in a box with female mosquitos and leches and i say ur crazy
all this imformation is wrong , vampires have changed over centires we no longer need to feed of all of you or humans infact animals are the ansewer to all of these a stake though our heart will not harm us holy water or the cruiix doent kill us either vampires are not what they apper on films ,books or hollywood i am a vampire and this is total nonsence cleary ur making this imformation up .
x peace x
xvampx
no offence, but i still choose to believe that vampire exist... i wanna be a vampire badly myself too =P
oh oh and.. i dont think vampire get killed so easily, if any real vampire manage to read this site. i would very much want to befriend you =]
Vampires don't need to read this site when they have access to Blockbuster or cable.
well...no offence but i sure hope to befriend vampre...><"
they r real. and nothing u mentioned is gonna work. idk y ud wanna kill 1 anyway
What's up I just made a profile, I think you wrote a great article and it is very interesting but I think the best way to kill a vampire is to shoot it with a minigun(chain gun). It shoots 4,000 bullets a minute and would chop the vampire into hamburger meat. The only way hamburger meat ever hurt someone is when someone chokes on it. All you guys who are going to try to kill kids because they are vampires, don't. Try showing them blood and look for their reaction if that will make you feel better. I don't believe in vampires myself because I do not have a reason to
Is anybody online? HHHHHEEEELLLLLOOOOO! Mandy, I disagree with your wanting to become a vampire because what if you go on a killing rampage. I do not think it would be worth it. In my opinion, if they exist, vampires all need to die.
Chase, they've all gone hunting. A minigun isn't a bad idea but how do you get a vampire infront of one? Its not like a minigun is a small concealable and portable weapon either.
Hunting what? A better weapon that would work would be a homemade flamethrower. All you would need is a spray can of grease and a lighter. Do you belong to a cult or something that tries to kill vampires. Give me a good reason to believe that they exist I I will believe you.
If they exist, are vampires super strong and super fast and all that stuff like in the Twilight Series.
Yes Chase, I belong to the Lost Order of Lizzano. Have you heard of it? Its been around since the Dark Ages and has also been successful in getting rid of various bloodlines over many centuries. I, myself is not a vampire but a mortal but my father and his father and many of my ancestors hunted vampires. You won't find much info on the Lost Order of Lizzano but I bet some of our vampire friends on here might have heard of them.
This is all movie stuff! Old wives tales to be precise.
Number 1 (lets clear the air here) In vampire folklore there IS NO MENTION OF FANGS!! It was a literitural creation. They actually have claws.
2 vampires aren't super strong or fast like that "chase de grood" said. Vampirism is a curse!
3 putting a stake through the heart doesn't kill a vampire, it put's it in a stasis, it'll be more and more corpse like as long as the steak is in it's chest,
to actually kill a vampire you have to cut off it's head fill it with garlic and salt water THEN steak the heart And burn it.
crosses don't work. vampires date back to ancient babylon and assynia
as regards to the daylight though, there are alot of myth's about it, and it really depends on where you come from, The traditional, eastern european vampire CAN walk outside in daylight
but vampires can't turn into bats. they turn into wolves, and have dominion over them, the bat thibg was an invention of bram stoker
and as for the "lost order of lizzano", it was abolished by the church in the 1500's
don't ask me how i'm so clued up on all of this, but, like i said, all of the "how to kill a vampire" that kenny luger posted is all the modernised stuff, It's good to satisfy kids, but thats about it.
Keny Luger, give me a very good reason to believe that vampires exist and I will believe you but until then, could you try to not creep me out. Thanks.
Keny, you need to be online a little more often.
Sorry Chase, I need to take care of business also. What are you creeped out about?
You belong to a cult that kills mythical monsters.
Its not a cult. Its an underground organization that I shouldn't be talking about but if no one believes me then there's really no harm. How is that creepy? Vampires are real - they're just not what everyone makes them out to be. For example, they can survive without blood. Blood to them is like sex - something that gives them a pleasurable high and sometimes an addiction. We hunt them because they should be dead.
What I learned from this hub: Vampires are pussies!!!
you guys are all losers
ps your still losers!
yeah i agree with sane one , you ppl are fucking idiots
I am just curious.
You hunt us because we should be dead?
I think a rather infamous German leader adopted a similar morality
and, very important fact here, it is true vampires don't need blood, but it replenishes their youth
Keny, you still have not answered my question, are vampires extraordinarily fast or strong. Also, as I have been saying, give me a good reason to and I will believe that vampires exist. They should be dead because it is also very difficult to cure an addiction and they could be responsible for a large loss of human life if they ran rampant in the streets of a major city.
Chase, I cant make you believe that vampires actually exist but they can do extraordinary things that humans cant. They've stronger than we are and much faster but certain things like the laws of gravity still apply.
Ok, chase? Read this repeatedly.
VAMPIRES AREN'T SUPER FAST/STRONG
got it?
thought i'd clear it up
and as for kenny thats a rather one-sided moral you've got there
Keny, I always thought that there is something else to the world and I would like to believe in vampires as well as other mythical monsters but, I lack solid proof. How would either of you know about any of these details anyway. As for you Keny, I think blowing a vampires face off with a 20-gauge shotgun at point blank range would work pretty well, don't you think? I have two 20-gauges, one is a pump and one is a semi-automatic.
OMG...do you people actually believe in vampires?!?! Wow!
Okay now I know what to do! Now if only I could hunt me one! LOL
The freaks come out at night
I love everything vampire!! In Interview with a Vampire, it was said that you could kill a vampire by poisoning him with the blood of the dead, but you have to make sure that he cannot get any fresh blood or he might heal himself.
HA! HA! Some of you guys are taking this WWAAYY to seriously. We vampire buffs have to have something to talk about. lol
Tootles!!
MYOB. I am just curious
When you talk about killing people that you think might be vampires, I don't think I should MYOB.
Wow this was helpful. I'm only Twelve and I'm obssesed with Vampires. This was alot of help, thanks!
I never said I agreed with killing random people. You need to chill.
If you truly believe that you can kill a vampire with those methods then come find me in Rogers, Arkansas. I’ve always wanted a challenge. Oh and If you do come bring back up... I have quite a few friends here.
they exist they dont have long fangs or pale skin they dont have weird eyes and are not freaked out by sun light they are normal people who need to drink blood to stay alive and they dont always kill and can feed off of themselves but need to eat normal food before and after they feed on themselves believe me i know from experiance and silver bulletts and crosses and holy water haha the only way to kill them is to let nature take its course and they have always existed how do you think they came up with the storys in the first place. some of them think they are better because they are ''vampires'' they are the ones to afraid of. if you want to know more add me on msn my addy is youmustbethistalltoride@hotmail.com
I need some drugs to fit in.
and to all you wanabe vampire slayers you dont know the first thing about it haha really you should talk to me i know a thing or to about slaying them and like what Keny Luger said about blood been like sex to them they think that because of the feeling they get they do need blood to stay alive if they dont get the feeling of the blood going into them they go mad they are not more powerful then a human and are not faster but when they dont get the feeling of the blood they go mad and then they lash out. they also feel that they belong withe their own kind and thats where he is getting the underground organization thing out of well keny you and me need to talk more on this subject i can fully explain everything you think you know add me you will find my msn on the my last post and if you dont have msn i sugest you get it
I think I'll pass on that offer. I'm not into chatting with guys.
Werewolf bites don't hurt vampires. that's how they fight each other. and as for the scene in interview with a vampire,where claudette tried kills the vampire that created her, it wasn't the blood that near killed him, it was the poison in the kids blood.
Thank you Mr. Wikipedia.
Just telling it like it is. No harm in that.
Phoenix: I do believe that you have written the longest run-on sentence I have ever seen. Ever hear of punctuation and capitalization?
What i want to know is, why do you all think that your hunters? "Hey joe, lets get our stakes an garlic an go kill somevampire." NO! That's not how it works. Vampires may not be stronger or faster, but years of being hunted has made them smarter. You can smell garlic a hundred feet away. Your notgoing to kill them, your gonna be dinner for them. If you wanna call yourself a hunter, learn to hunt them.
This thread so totally reminds me of The Lost Boys - Lycan, Phoenix and the other Buffy friends, it's an 80s movie go check it out! :D
Do you even know what a Lycan is?
I think I know, I've seen Underworld
Pretty much. Only we can turn into actual wolves.
So you're a shifter? But that you have to prove first before I can even begin to think of considering the notion!
I don't have to prove anything. I'm too busy making sure that a vampires not making a rug outta me.
I really gotta get some drugs. Does teenwolf kill chickens on a full moon?
This hub would be funny if it was not so scary!
This hub has attracted goth geeks that are so unhappy with their lives that they have to make up some imaginary world around them to make themselves think they are more powerful than they are in actuality.
To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine.
Does that kill vampires too?
Thorazine is an anti-psychotic.
They could take others like Geodon, Abilify, Haldol, etc...
Even for Lycans?
Especially lycans! If you think you can change into a wolf (or any other sort of animal), you need massive dosages of drugs!
I thought I was supposed to do massive drugs to change into the wolf. I got this one pill, this big black guy says if I take it, I can enter the Matrix.
Is that the blue or the red one? I can't remember.
I forgot, I was smoking a joint when he told me. The real lycans and the real vampire killers must be at school right now, as we haven't got any comments from them.
LOL!!!
It is daylight in the U.S. I guess the American ones are in their coffins.
Hey goldentoad, I read your stuff, man. Dig the way you write. How bout doing a reply to this hub? Imadork, how bout it? Just a suggestion. I'm joining both your fanclubs.
Keny, I'm a just a silly mortal, I don't think I know enough about vampires in the aspect you talk about. I know some chick though...
that's cool, you joined my fan club, but I'm warning you, I live with a killer rabbit, so no crazy stuff, or I'll unleash him out of his cage and he'll tear you to shreds.
Does the moon have to be a certain way, for Lycans to come out?
Ha ha Goldentoad...killer rabbit.
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!
I also have to add any Vampires and Lycans that come to my hood will get rolled into a joint and smoked.
The house bunny's the wererabbit?!
He's a hybrid too!
here you guys are scewing around and I'm the one who can't see his reflection in the mirror, but do you care??????
Wow you make me drool! knowing one of the Addams Family is awesome (wipes the droo;)
quiet joe, don't let those buffies know!
Hey it could be worse, goldentoad, I could have Brad Pitt or Tommy Cruise waiting to feast on my Type 0
LOL, this hub sure attracted a load of nut jobs. :)
I think we scared Buffy's posse! :(
LOL, well I loved Buffy the series, plus growing up on vampire films from a very early age, but even I don't actually believe in them :)
You don't? Then get outta here Cindy and fast! Unless you want to get the email...
LOL, not scared, no way, garlic is a staple part of our cooking regime :)
What email??
Okay just as I thought! But just in case - heaven forbid! - you get THE email - have you seen The Ring and/or Ringu?
Well THE email is absofu%$nglutely nothing like that! Just delete and empty trash. End of story. LOL
None the wiser, sorry, didn't see the films:) Going to sleep now, but with duvet firmly tucked up around my neck LOL :)
Phoenix?
you readin?
good
what you've said is the most sane thing on here, these losers have obviously just written what they saw in movies, and are (most probably) INSANE!
i applaude you for you sane comments!
Fun subject matter, Keny. I love vampire movies and can't wait to see Twilight.
Twilight is the tween's Dracula. I am sick of hearing about Twilight!
I am wondering if "Howdy" Doody liked Twilight, I've never seen it, is it anything like Lost Boys?
I refuse to go see it.
thanks
Toady think of it this way The Lost Boys is for the teenage boys, while Twilight is for the teenage girls
Okay, how about in terms of accuracy, did it depict the real life threat of vampires and ways to kill them, if so it may have some beneficial value. I think I saw a new preview of another underworld movie. I'm sure it will have a great plot and also provide a fair depiction of the struggle of the lichens.
The depiction of the vampires are basically quite the same in both movies - the menace, the inhuman strength. The main differences are - in Twilight, the vampires can stay under the sun (though they "glow" I heard you chuckle!), cannot fly, and do not transform into giant bats when super angry!
So if GT was a Vampire, would that make him "Glowdentoad?" (according to "Twilight")
Glowdentoad the Hybrid Vampire Killer.
Does that mean you can excrete nasty tasting fluid from warts on your back like a toad normally can?? I am sure you can excrete nasty tasting fluids from other parts of your body :)
I can't let my secret for killing vampires known.
Damn, that's me doomed then, I guess it's back to simply not inviting them into the house :)
Don't worry, your pussycat will protect you, vampires are scared of cats.
Golly that's handy, as I have three cats, so I should be really safe :)
Those Vamps are screwed then, but watch out for the Lycans! Is it daylight over there?
No, it is 04.00am so very dark, raining and stormy. Spooooky !!!
The mood is set.
It is the beginning of the night here, I'm thinking the freaks might come out now. But I think they are getting scared now that we're on to them.
Keny what are doing!!! You're supposed to be hunting!! Not hubbing!!
No, hub when I'm not hunting.
Hi Keny, sorry if we seem to have hijacked your hub :)
Well Glowdentoad, I don't think even they will want to brave my Husband's snoring that I can hear even up here in the attic bedroom.
Its ok, I'm enjoying it. As long as its on topic (which it is.)
Yes, Cindy, Vampires are very sensitive to noise. By chance cindy, have you read over the comments on this hub?
Keny,
I'm worried about your community, if you're here hubbing, how can you protect them?
Phew, that's a relief :)
I read them all yesterday GT, why do you ask, have I missed anything ???
GT, have you heard of the Lost Order of Lizzano? Well, while I'm hubbing they're out doing the hunting.
Cindy-Nope, just checkin', cuz the real lycans and vampires, seem to show up on this thing, when its night time.
No Keny, if it ain't in playboy or penthouse, I don't know about it. What's that???!!!
Its a group of vampire hunters that has been around since the Dark Ages and has also been successful in getting rid of various bloodlines over many centuries. My father and his father and many of my ancestors belonged to this underground brotherhoos and hunted vampires.
When was their last "catch"?
2 days ago in Belarus. Why?
Just want to make sure they are actively doing their good works. When do you join the brotherhood?
"When do you" or "when did you"? If its 'when do you' then you don't. I was born into the brotherhood.
You're like a jedi knight then, you can only be a jedi if you are born with the force in your bloodlines.
I have heard of that order. Not sure it's true though - i have "goth" friends (wink)
Can't wait GT, at least while they are on here they aren't off sucking blood from some poor victim :)
I wonder if they sucked blood out of me, would they get high or if I was drinking, would they get buzzed?
Are you sure? I'm not into goth.
Well my friends are. Supposedly the Lizzano was born in Italy or thereabouts in the Mediterranean. And I think Umberto Eco mentioned it in one of his medieval novels.
Well the Order was formed in Lizzano in Italy in 1132 AD to find a rogue vampire who had killed 2 families. Not sure about Umberto Eco and his novels.
I think it was The Name of the Rose but I'm not sure either. Anyways, my point being is that it is a novel, a work of fiction - in the same vein that the Da Vinci Code is. But of course, you know more being in the order and all :D
What happens when you want to hook up with a chick, do you have to get approval for the girl to become your wife, or do the "men" keep it a secret?
Toady, the better term i think would be "suck up" not "hook up" :D
Its kept a secret. We're always "off on business".
You're right Cris! Maybe they have some ritual where the members watch the first intercourse of the couple to validate it.
Aw never mind, I saw Keny's answer. But Keny you never answered my question whether the Vampires are affected by the drugs in my system if they drink my blood.
Ritual, eh? Its not a cult.
On the down side, we have to be a member to witness one! Too bad, nothing beats live entertainment! ;D
My Favourite Vampire movies, "From Dusk 'til Dawn", (I first saw George Clooney in this one and also didn't realise it was a horror movie until the woman in the bar changed into a vampire, so it made it doubly scary and instantly had me hooked.)
'Salem's Lot' was my other favourite, the book was even scarier than the film, but in the film the best bit was when the lads brother (now a vampire), was hovering outside his bedroom window scratching on the glass and asking to be let in. (The bedroom was on the first floor!!!) Freaky but great.
Always loved a good horror movie, even as a kid under 9 years old I would go to bed and watch all the old Christopher Lee Dracula movies on my Mum's old black and white portable TV in my bedroom, (it was the only way I could watch them after my parents had sent me to bed, so I had to turn the lights off and the volume right down in order not to get busted).
Happy Days :)
When did you. ask that. Thats why most Americans never get bitten...always using drugs and shit. Vampires hate that.
In all fraternities Keny, one must perform a ritual to become a brother, cult is only a perception of those misinformed.
I just saw your new comment, then I am completely safe.
Yes even though we're born into the Order we have to be initiated before we can become hunters. Oh jeez, now all the kids are going to be using drugs because of me.
No, don't worry about influencing the kids, to do drugs, leave that one to me. I want to hear about the Initiation before you become a hunter, maybe that should be your new hub.
Ok. I'll think about it. Anyways, gotta go 'out on business'.
Me too. Its time for me to perform my husbandly duties, pray I survive. :(
I was just thinking - if you are really intent on wiping the vampires off the face of the earth, shouldn't you be NOT publishing hubs on how to extinguish them? I mean they could wisen up you know? A vampire hubber can always pass on the information and next time, they'd know what to do!
Damn Keny! For someone that belongs to a secret order, you sure do talk alot about it.
Exactly my point imadork! LOL or he's in the marketing arm of the order!
Marketing arm!!! LOL
"Slayers R Us"
Ok, I hope you guys aren't taking this as serious as the kids who want to kill their friends.
imadork
LOL that's a good one! Only it's quite too obvious, Slayers...
Why not something like Twilighters? it sounds like a fanclub, so nonthreatening that vampires won't have a clue when they come for them! Bwahahaha
Keny, I actually thought you were a sad and pathetic Walter Mitty type. I'm glad that you aren't.
Ah come on are you crazy? I created this hub to answer a hub request. And I do make it clear in the hub itself "Here's how to kill a vampire as shown in some popular films/movies or books."
Who's Walter Mitty?
Keny, know what? I received an email from one of them kids here in this thread who invited me for a hunt! The kid has a name of the alleged vampire and they're planning on hunting this kid down. That's the reason why I'm trying hard to make a farce out of all this thing - to douse cold water on them or something. I don't know...
Ashley from Rogers, Arkansas? I got the email too. Its kinda sad.
They really need to provide kids with more things to do in the evenings don't they, e.g. nightclubs for under 18's, evening sports facilities that are free for teenagers etc. My guess is they are just so bored they make this stuff up and then start talking themselves and their friends into believing in it!
The sender's name doesn't even matter, Keny.
Good point Cindy.
Ok, I see. I have a life...no Walter Mitty here.
LOL Keny, thank God for that :)
I still want to see that hub Order of the Lizzanos, even if we scared off all the "real" vampires and lycans.
Sorry dude. If you can tell me how to create a fake Wikipedia entry, I'll post all I know about the Order of Lizzano.
It is the middle of the day here no ampires or lycans about. But I have garlic on my peanut butter sanwdich and i guess my gold filling is no good (not silver).
This is a forum thread, not a hub. I can't believe I read all that crap. Never again.
Funny tho' when you get ight down to it, but pathetic kids.
I would like to know more about the Lizzano thing. It sounds very interesting.
I say kindness - kill them with kindness... and if that doesn't work kick 'em in the taint and run for it.
SHOTGUNS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Issues is How tto kill vampir
primarily alone word vampire is of Serbian origin!!! It is generally known fact that the vampire is the only word in the Serbian language, which is generally in all world languages.
Vampires are mythological or folkloric revenants who subsist by feeding on the blood of the living. In folkloric tales, the undead vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited when they were alive. They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's gaunt, pale vampire which dates from the early Nineteenth Century. Although vampiric entities have been recorded in most cultures, the term vampire was not popularised until the early 18th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe,]although local variants were also known by different names, such as vampir (??????) in Serbia, vrykolakas in Greece and strigoi in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to mass hysteria and in some cases resulted in corpses actually being staked and people being accused of vampirism.
In modern times, however, the vampire is generally held to be a fictitious entity, although belief in similar vampiric creatures such as the chupacabra still persists in some cultures. Early folkloric belief in vampires has been ascribed to the ignorance of the body's process of decomposition after death and how people in pre-industrial societies tried to rationalise this, creating the figure of the vampire to explain the mysteries of death. Porphyria was also linked with legends of vampirism in 1985 and received much media exposure, but this link has since been largely discredited.
The charismatic and sophisticated vampire of modern fiction was born in 1819 with the publication of The Vampyre by John Polidori; the story was highly successful and arguably the most influential vampire work of the early 19th century. However, it is Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula that is remembered as the quintessential vampire novel and provided the basis of the modern vampire legend. The success of this book spawned a distinctive vampire genre, still popular in the 21st century, with books, films, and television shows. The vampire has since become a dominant figure in the horror genre.
Many theories for the origins of vampire beliefs have been offered as an explanation for the superstition, and sometimes mass hysteria, caused by vampires. Everything ranging from premature burial to the early ignorance of the body's decomposition cycle after death has been cited as the cause for the belief in vampires.
Methods of destroying suspected vampires varied, with staking the most commonly cited method, particularly in southern Slavic cultures. Ash was the preferred wood in Russia and the Baltic states, or hawthorn in Serbia, with a record of oak in Silesia. Potential vampires were most often staked though the heart, though the mouth was targeted in Russia and northern Germany and the stomach in northeastern Serbia. Piercing the skin of the chest was a way of "deflating" the bloated vampire; this is similar to the act of burying sharp objects, such as sickles, in with the corpse, so that they may penetrate the skin if the body bloats sufficiently while transforming into a revenant. Decapitation was the preferred method in German and western Slavic areas, with the head buried between the feet, behind the buttocks or away from the body. This act was seen as a way of hastening the departure of the soul, which in some cultures, was said to linger in the corpse. The vampire's head, body, or clothes could also be spiked and pinned to the earth to prevent rising.
Great Job, these guys are starting to creep me out.
bEHEADING IS THE bEST...INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE TELLS THE TRUTH AND ALL!
U NO NUTHING ABOUT THESE MONSTERS DONT TALK AS IF U DO O AND FIRE IS THE ONLY THING THEY ARE SCARD OFF
they are afraid of themself.I told you how is in my culture, but also every country has its myths
what if vamps drank blood and caffine.
my favorite way to kill a vamp would be a glock loded with silver ronds.or a silver knife.
dear keny,
i think i'm part vamp what should i do please tell me what to do.
KENY you are geting lazy talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. the kids who think that thay have to kill there friends are proboly psychos.
Glock, I was out trying to get rid of this 3000 year old vampire clan so I'm a little busy. Patience.
what do you think i should do because i think i'm a vampire i'm very strong for my age my teeth are as close as you can get to fangs but i'm not the type to drink human blood what shold i do.p.s.i'm 11 and strong means about as stong as the avrage gronup.p.s.s.and i'm prety pale.p.s.s.s.only kill vamps that try to hurt someone 'cause i bet that thare are alot of vamps out there like me ok.
glock you think you're vampire just because you think you're stronger for you're age :))))
VAMPIRES ARE A LOAD OF CRAP IF YOUR A REAL VAMPIRE COME TO MY HOUSE AND BITE ME ON THE NECK!!!!! ROFL
children you do not know what you have tapered whith and if you would try to hunt me i would snap your neck than drink your blood got it.
I am sorry to say this but none of you have a clue what your talking about. i am vampire and i have never killed anyone in my entire life. (which i am only 14 so that's not saying much) But to start off with vampires don't NEED to drink blood. I know a few who have gone for about 5 years a without any more then a drop of human blood. Secondly most of us will only drink from a willing donor. If you guys really want to know what true vampire is like then you should go to google and look up VCMB then create an account. There you can read up on true vampires and all their experiences in life. And you can learn how they truly are before you decide that all vampires need to die.
omg i took the vampire quiz saying im a human some vampire i have some vampire powers i can run fast but not really fast i have the vampire reflexs a bullet can kill me but not like they do to humans
VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL JHEEZ
MY TEACHER IS TEACHING US ABOUT THIS SADNESS ONLY SAD EMO GRUNGER GOTHIC FOOLS BELIEV THIS NONSENCE COS THEY AINT RIGHT UPSTAIRS THEIR BRAINS ARE DISFUNTIONED THEY NEED HELP !! URGENTLY MAN HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT HUH ? !!! ARE YOU JUST STOOPID ARE YOU BLOODY MAD YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR SEEK HELP MATE !!!!!!!!!!! KMT EXTRA MAD AT THIS NONSENCE IM CHRISTIAN
PPL SHOODNT BE STUDIING THIS STUDY THE WORD OF GOD IT WILL HELP YOU GET YOU SUMHERE IN LIFE INSTEAD OFF BELIVE NON-FICTION RUBBISH THE ONLY WAY TO A GREAT LIFE IS THROUGH CHRIST!!!
Don't kill anybody you phsycos. They are people, not vampires. Chill.
Taz got a point there.
In other news: Vampire skull found near Venice, Italy.
killerdemongirl has got a pont i'm vamp i don't wana kill humans and if you guys missed me i'm sick i know ya all missed me thanks.p.s. i'm not a phsyco got it chase DE rod or what ever and don't refer to us as phsycos and because you did that yo mama yo dady yo bald headed grany oo you got served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAZ people can be goth if thay want it is their choice.
haha perhaps those of you out there who believe that they can harm what you would call "creatures of the night" should do some research... vampires can enter buildings without permission the fact that they cant is false and is a rumor created by these beings to send you into a false since of security... not only can they enter any area with or without being invited... they can also belend into society easily... other than the fact that there pupils remain constantly dialated and have very little collor... they look like average people.... they can survive in the sunlight.... it is you humans who are not safe in the sun... there are those of the vampiric race who will... spare your lives... the true master of the night is now and shall for ever be that of the lycanthrope
aqua inferno you are right i mean what kined of "creature of the night" would be stopped by a door i mean i'm 11 and i can kick a locked door open one of them vamps can do much more then that i bet thay would have to be able stalk us.
SO DOES ANYONE WANA TALK TO ME PLESE.
you know that 1 millon ways to kill a vampier thing? do you know any web sites i can go on to find out
iv been waiting 4 5 weeks r u going to answer??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bogger have you tryed googleing it you always find something that is how i fond this hub try it.
see you guys all later.
u willl never get me now i know what yor gonna do
You weirdos who think your vampires, try coming by my house and you will find 3 shotgun rounds up your ass. I DARE YOU TO TRY TO BITE ME. And for information, the dictionary definition for vampire is anything that ingests blood. So technically if you have ever had a cut in your mouth and swallowed the blood, you are a vampire so you are not some super person if you are a vampire. SO CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL. GLOCK, YOU ARE A PSYCO. Guy above me, you are also a psyco. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SO BITE ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Someone has to stop the feeding frenzy... I have to defend my rights tolive free, private, and without all this pain from remote vampires... The moment they stop feeding, all my aches and pains vanish...____________________________________To those American Intels causing me so very much pain and grief, foreverattacking and feeding..._________________________________________
It's for the peace and well-being of the human race... America's insanity must be exposed, and stopped.. before it ends humanity... I'm just doing my part... _________________________________________________________ Mr. OBama You have in your employ, Operators pretending to be "remote viewers", doing soft spying around the planet for America's security... Paid by staff wages and federal subsidizing of millions and millions of America taxpayer dollars... Essentially what they do is mentally remotely contact targets throughout humanity, mentally probing them for secrets supposedly related to America's security... Essentially stealing private data for their own personal gain, and America's $-gain... They cause their targets great pain, to force their targets to engage their bio-"morphine" pain relieving systems, and they feed off of that... They are essentially Vampires... Vampires in the White House staff, and Vampires linked to the White House, and to nearly every American Intel division... Vampires pretending to be remote viewers for the good of America... Costing America millions of dollars annually, so they can feed off of humanity... They sting their targets to sleep, then feed upon them in groups... You American Vampires will soon be out of a job.. and acquiring your groceries from the green bags at the curb, and your clothing from the salvation army secondhand stores, and your cars from the auto-wreckers... I am writing this up in a huge thesis, exposing your vampiric cult to all the World... Dinner is Over, Demons... It's time you unholy Vampires gave humanity a rest, so your meal can heal and recuperate, before it destroys itself.. and you will know hunger beyond description, for all eternity... Give your meal a rest, or soon we won't be here for you feed upon... only billions of sun-bleached skeletons for you to lick, and only remember the flavors of our delicious warm salty bloods and glandulars.. BACK OFF Vampires! This is for your good.. to prevent you suffering eternal hunger for the rest of eternity... It's just that you've been feeding so hard and long that you failed to notice your meal is going extinct very fast because of your insatiable feeding frenzy... You are killing your host, your meal... You are emptying the planet of life... _______________________________________________________________ They are attacking this very now, strong.. These ones seem too strong.. rather, not so much strong as they are persistent... The problem is that they are mindless... All they know is eat...
i see a vampire in sm bacoor every night last year i see a vampire in sm super market in but im on the garlic store and he go away knowing vampires cold skin ,changed eye color, strenght,not sleeping,fast,and there not outside during sunny days.
You Humans are stupid! First when we drink blood its is not like sex to us, we drink blood to eat, also we have a unlimited supply of blood, you humans watch to many movies, we get our blood from the blood bank. you say know how to kill us but you dont, you got it all from a movie or tv or from a old wifes tale. Also, Keny you are a liar, that brotherhood does not and never has been real, you humans used to be our allies, but then one of our kind became a rebel and killed a human family, then you blame us all for it, when we were just doing what God/Father Almighty sent us here to do, which is protecting you and watching over you, we are the creatures of the night, we are behind you, in front of you, on your left, on your right, above you ,and below you, we are within the night, in the darkness, we are your Guardians.
HI THERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOTHING CAN DEFEAT A SPACE VAMPIER USEING HALO RINGS AND BORG TECHNOLOGIES
I dont think that you (vampirs) watching and protect me or humans you are everything but not our GARDIANS
I NEED BLOOD GIVE ME BLOOD NOW!!!
I NEED BLOOD GIVE ME BLOOD NOW!!!
we are gardians of the night u atatck us we eat u
by the way Chase De Grood i drank some of yor blood yesterday
we only drink blood when were hungry
you drank chase De Grood's blood nice that is awsum
VAMPIRES CANT!!!! I REPEATE CANT BE KILLED WITH A SILVER BULLET!!!!!
Anything can be killed with a silver bullet just like a regular bullet. What is with you people?!
not everthing can be killed with a silver bullet!!!!!!!
any way Chase De Grood yor blood tasted good and if u look on yor back u will see my bite marks i will come back for more
okay yor really weird!r u gay or something?cause thatsreally wwwweeeeeiiiiirrrrrrddddd!hey how old r most of u?
okay yor really weird!r u gay or something?cause thatsreally wwwweeeeeiiiiirrrrrrddddd!hey how old r most of u?
US VAMPYRES CANT BE GAY U THICK HEAD THE DRAINK BLOOD 2 KEEP US ALIVE
yor just realy weird.and i bet a vampier can be gay.i am not A THICK HEAD!!YOR A THICK HEAD U BLOODSUCKER!!!!THAT WAS VERY HARD 4 ME 2 WRGHT.BUT YOR AN ass-hole!!and my head IS NOT THICK!YOR SUCH A JERK.YOR A LEACH!U SUCK!
HEAD VAMPIER-BELLA HAS A POINT.U R A JERK. YOR A BLOODSUCKER AND A LEACH.WELL I THINK U DO suck!and a vampier can be gay-like u r!
well u 2 are gay and had sex with yor mums
fuck u!!why don't u go screw yorself,u JACK-ASS!!!!i have NOT had sex wiht anyone I don't even thik yor sane!yor not a vampier!cause if u r why don't u come BITE ME!! HAHAHAHA
most vampires are not immortal and dont look like beautiful and stuff and the sun doesnt hurt them all they do is have an unusual craving for blood.
Well said "candy".
need blood and cheese.
thanks G .. needed this for ma project 4 English ..
Strange people.
OMFG! r u guys joking or wat? u seriously think ur vampires or vampire hunters? vampires dont even exist. Heres some new for u, and try not to cut urself after uve heard this, none of u r vampires, and vampires dont exist.
Heres a piece of advise, get a job, move out of ur parents basement, and get a life! If ur gonna leave a comment sayin, oh y dont u come and say that to me and my other vampire friends i have something to say: 1) u dont have any friends 2) y dont u come and bite me then u freaks and 3) go and c a doctor, cause there is something wrong wiv u
p.s. all of u who said i know a vampire, i need to kill him are sick, sick people and are going to end up in a padded cell.
have a nice time sucking peoples blood guys
vampires do exist! im a vampire. u should try drinking sum1s blood, or even ur own blood, its soo nice. i get a boner wen i drink it.
and for all you vampire hnters out there, please dont hunt me. im only trying to survive. sum1 should post a new hub about how to kill vampire hunters, wenever i see one, it totally kills my hard- on.
btw, for the person above, im gonna tell my head vampire on u. hes gonna be soooo mad. ud better run because wen this guy gets going, his mom needs to cover her ears, cause she does not want to hear the things coming from her basement. he is the strongest out of my whole clan of vampires, and hes sooo hot. hes only a little bit morbidly obese and hes talked to a girl before! can u believe it? and hes 39! imagine, talking to a girl at 39. hes such a rebel. one time, he didnt underline the title in his maths book
oh and the guy who left the comment above, why dont u come and say that to me on my home turf: runescape. im a serious warrior. my and my gang will kill u on it any day.
i bet ur not strong enough to under-go our initiation ceremony. what u need to do is strip naked, lye on ur bed and jerk off like ur mom isnt in the room above u. think u can do that? i do it every night, well, the nights where i dont cut myself anyway.
i love u all fellow vampires, and hope all those vampire hunters should go and die, cause if u hurt one of my clan members, then im coming after u, and im unleashing the wrath of runescape on u!!!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, im jerking off so damn hard!!!! its sooo swolen. i think i should get my mom to help me get the swelling down. oh shit, now i need to put down my big mac, turn off star trek and leave the basement and see if my mom will help me with the swelling.
maybe i could use my vampire speed to help! who am i kidding, im a fat piece of turd and have no life. ohhhhh. maybe if i make the noises a vampire makes ill become a vampire. ok here goes: OHHH BABY YHH HARDER! HARDER! am i a vampire now? ill check.... no still obese.
this is distracting me from the swelling. my mum might not be in tonight. maybe i could get my girlfriend to help. oh wait, i just realised ive spent my life sucking peoples blood and i dont have a girlfriend. oh darn
Okay a hi I just wanted to tell you that my brother is a vampire and I am a werewolf but please dont just hunt us down all you vampire slaiers I mean sure we want to kill everybody we see but its just how we are plus Ive cast a couple spells on people.
ur all fuking weirdos especilly the guy who just leftthat comment aout u being a vampire and ur brother being a werewolf mylast omment got deleted probably cuz i scared the shit out of u assholes pedos etc uh u casted a spell on someone jesus how old r u 9 damn i cant believe u ppl r even aloud to use computers u sould be in padded rooms for the rest of ur lives
i agree with "weirdos".
All you people have no life and you need to go to an asylum, or at least hire a therapist. Weirdos.
..........i dont think vampires hurt you but u gotta be carefull in the night because you never know...ohh yeah i'm starting to think thier are vampires looking on this website who are gettin pissed off of what were saying...one more..to know someone is a vampire you must look at thier teeth to see if its over grown or/and sharp...........cary a stake when you go at night
There once was a small town full of things of the night. now they are returning from a long sleep.... cutting of the head you say???? i hope that works ........
Wow. If you guys actually think you're vampires or vampire hunters or whatever else, you seriously need a life. That, and some professional help. GROW UP PEOPLE.
1) I only hunt vamps (or were wolves or any super natural being)that kill humans that are not about to die or terminally ill.
see ya!!!
hi
the AGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR guy, tht is soo funny made me laugh bet ur right half the people on here are like tht. as for the rest of u i love vampires and the history behind it. i am a forensic anthrolopogist and i like to study the whole how bodies where fucked up by those diggin up the grqave coz they thought they were vamps. the vampire style is cool and so are the stories and legands but as for sayin u are one, come on now really i think ur bing silly now lol.
This is for a vampire to kill a vampire:
First, Kill them by bayoneting their heart.then,tear them into small pieces. Followed by burning the small pieces.
For vampires to kill a vampire only.Human do not have the strength to tear a vampire.
i dont beleive in vampires because i am baap of those bloody creature...................
i only hunt evil vampires with my shotgun and the shells are made with a liquid silver nitrate composite. matamorphic acid substate and a vicous c4 explosive gel it can take down a elder vampire with one shot so watch out ades cus it can kill wearwolfs to so start drinkin animal blood k?[:lol:]but im sereus >:[]:<
im putin 2 rounds up yours chase de grood! i also help good vampires like sam and bella and head vampyer! and all the other vampires!my best friend is a vampire!so your a freak! leave the vampire and my friends alone!>:[
the reson head vampyer is good cus he you
This all is so hilarious. I mean Virginia doesn't even have a hellmouth, d. Get a life!
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Quite frankly, I have always found the idea of vampires intriguing, even more so now days. With books such as Bram Stokers, Anne Rice, Stephanie Meyer (as much as I detest her story of over-romantic word vomit) and many other writers, I do not know whether to believe or not. What I do believe, is that authors such as these have made the Vampires, most believed to exist only in myth, come to life.
Whether or not there are those of you who believe they truly possess the dark gift or not, I have found this hub/thread/rant very amusing, in all aspects. But I do hope, no killing of innocents occur because of ‘How To Kill A Vampire.
Also, as I am seeking to write a book on vampires, I ask Keny;
“This organisation you say your apart of...is there a copyright on that (?), because it would present a very believable complication within my book. And if indeed it proves to be true, it holds and even more interesting aspect.”
There's no copyright.
1 month befor my 12th birth day and i still dont know what to do for it and i have been playing world of warcraft most of the time :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
vampire hunter d i could not agree more you are so right on this people listen to him.
Hello people- no- fellow vampire and vampire hunters, I am wondering wether this site is free to join and play, if not, could you give me an idea on how much it would cost?? I've never been much of a vampire, but I have seen Twilight and since then, I have been VERY curious of the Vampire and Werewolf species. Are there any points of information I might need to know about this site??
By the way, I am 11 and I have to do an assignment on Werewolves and Vampires. Please help me!
I will be back to check on this site soon, so just type info in a comment box and I will read it..... HEHEHE
I hope to talk to you soon, my fellow Vamp's!!
This is a free site. If you want to research werewolves and vampires just look at the top of the page for the search box and type your subject in there.
what the hell? Keny these vamps still around?!
Man I cant get them off me. I want to close the comments but HP is moving slow with the feature I requested.
Thank you very much for this hub! It's really very useful.. I appreciate it very much and will follow your advice!
glock what is your w.o.w name?
glock what is your w.o.w name?
mine is deeznuts
lol deeznuts.
what did I miss? lol and why are you talking like Snoop, GT? Deeznuts!!! LMAO thats your gamer name...OH MY LORD...
Why do people always want to search out and kill the undead. You know what I think I think if vampiers do exist there not like the movies at all. There just like me and you and the term Vampier may be some kind of sickness that you can get. But if I'm wroung about that part and there something else than I think there just misunderstood.
So why dont we all get back to the real world and live our lives, and stop hunting down vampiers already.
Thank you.
rely vapiers i think that they mite be real but ,icould be rong.the ideas .imeen come on the only way to solve this probolw is to ethere become freindswith it ordo what thay did in Twilight.
OMG!!
there are sooooooo many ways to kill a vampire. Totally cool.
But i want to become a vampire cuz in twilight they are so beautiful and fast.
Tell me ways to become a vampire plz.
thanks a million
They will come after you tonight twilight fan and stick their fangs in you!
Hey, big thanks to "Howdy" and "Phoenix"
I agree with Howdy as well, not many people here are talking the right stuff. Though they have given away a little information.. I don't think it's any harm to the real Vampires out there though... so, the real ones out there.. \m/ ur the best! Just remember... too much of anything is never good... and please have a heart (you know what i mean) and don't hunt "Just Because" you have to hunt.. learn to control.. So all races can live in peace. :)
Thanks.
Just a few questions for the real ones out there... Is it True/Possible/Has there been cases where an actual Vampire or the Queen has loved a Human like their own? Are there any "Rules" one must obey? Is it against the folklore to have a Human as one's spouse? What is a Vampire/Human compatibility like?? Please answer. (Hoping to hear from 'Howdy' or 'Phoenix')
Thanks.
thanks for the answers for my question I'll remember all of that.
thank you
I will beat down all vampire slayers and vampires, ain't none of you can fuck with me. I'm gangsta!
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wow so what if your gangsta zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
xcuse me dudes but r u guyz just over reacting? i min, hey!! "I want 2 b a vampire!, I want 2 kill a vampire, I want 2 bcome a vampire" Vampire my ass!!!!!! y r u so obses w/ someting dat can`t even defend itself from ol ur big mouth????????
Trust me, if u were to mit a vampire, SHUT UR FUCKIN' MOUTH ABOUT IT, DONT BRAG ABOUT SEEING ONE!!!!!you got dat?????just SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Beside, if they can't kill people then wat r vampires made for??????
hey wat bout vampire romance?aren't u guyz wanderin' wat it b like 2 be luv by a vampire, how dey fil wen u shake hands 2 dem????hey ive red many vampire romnce olredy nd dose vampire guyz der r so cool specialy wen dey try 2 save der woman, oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it so orgasmic,,,,,hey i wonder if der come a tme wen vampires fight werewolves and der come a tme dat a vampire fols n luv w/ a werewolf,,,,,u know it wil be like a 4bden luv just like humans and oder supernatural beings aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! im goin' 2 find dat out no mater wat it takes even if it takes me a lifetime!!!!Hehehehe
I'm supernatural, if you want some real lovin' come to me, but send me a pic first.
hahaha!!!!!dat is a joke right?????
as much as this hub and the real vampire slayers
whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!talk about romance? Man!!! get that shit elsewhere....where talkin' about killing vampires and you guyz are talking romance.!!!!man!!!! gives me the goose bumps.....
booger, I am sure you never had romance so you don't know what you're missing.
hey!!! i'm just stating wat i think about dat shit so stop it before you realize im becoming your little brother......
I like to bang chicks, I don't care about vampires. I have to admit though, some chicks I've banged were like vampires.
Booger, you have to change your name if I am to call you lil bro.
uhm,,,are u guyz fighting???? u know its not appropriate to be fighting w/ each ader....anyway,,booger eventhough wer talking romance here it s still 'bout vampires okay!!!!!!! so pls. dont fight goldentoad......
sorry about that goldentoad my fault,,hehehe
that's okay, I came to battle all slayers and vampires. Whoever is brave enough, bring it.
hey,,,i am sensing someting...... r u tense VR Holic??????
U c!!!!! dats wat u get from vampires,,dey make u somewhat someting deat should not be...
So f i wer u VR Holic,,,,i beter stay out of trable.....specialy w/ dose 2
I'm crazy thats for sure. I walk outside in my boxers and howl at the moon. I must be part lycan. That means I will rip any slayers and vampires apart.
I am saying its last call for the night. I am finishing my last beer, hotel california is playing, that means its time for me to drift through my dreams. The moon is silent and I will be tucked into bed by guardian angels that protect me and guide me until dawn breaks over the eastern mountains. Vampires beware, my blood is too strong with illegal narcotics and liquid intoxicants, it will turn you into ash upon first taste.
Whoaaa!!!!!! dude u sounded like im a vampire or someting....come 2 tink of 8 f i wer a vampire i might as wel come 2 ur rum wil u slip nd rip dat shit out of u...can u take dat?????
bring it on man.....bring it on!!!!!!
Hey quit dat,,,r u guyz just goin' 2 brag and brag about ds shit ol day????!!!! f im not mistakin',,,,miss VR Holic might b scared right now because of u 2,,, specialy u BOOOOOGGGEEERRRR!!!!!!
Okay,,,,Goodbye u guyz hope i can chat w/ u guyz again specialy u sofia jade......hey wat about f i can tel u about vampire romance someday....tanks....
booger,,,,goldentoad,,,,il c u guyz next time.....hehehe
okay booger, I popped my vitamins and took my morning crap, if you ain't scared to come out during the day, I'm ready for ya sucka!
yo goldentoad baro my sg shells to kill some
maybe u didn't rid wat i just said 2 u hours ago wen ur "drinking ur last beer...."
I say BRING IT ON MAN......BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!
and maybe i can rily suck dat crap out of u...........
I am untouchable, only cryptonite will hurt me booger, come here so I can get you a kleenex to clean yourself, get that booger before it becomes a crusty one.
whoooaaaa!!!!!!r u rily searching 4 a fight???????
I sure am you crusty booger! Either we fight or we get some chicks to screw!
Hey der!!!!....hav u guyz red or watch TRUE BLOOD....oooohhhhh!!!! coz dats a kind of a vampire romance a like 2 hav.....u know..cns d story s ol 'bout love b/n a vampire nd a human......evendow dey r 4bden 2 luv each ader dey stil dont care......isn't dat romantic??????
oh i wish i had dat kind of romance someday....not dat im a hopeless romantic.....i just want 2 hope....anyway....silver das do d trik specialy wen u wiken vampires so dey cannot fight u.....
I saw True Blood, are you talking about when the Vamps have crazy jackhammer sex? Well, I'm not Vampire, but I can do it like that.
Wel....not dat actually.....its da part wer dat protagonist vampire kils ds anader vampire 2 save his luv w/c s a human by d way......not d sex bcoz dats anader topic....
he was weak to his emotions and a traitor to his kind!
can u spell or do you choose to talk that way?
watch out Dori! there is real vampire and slayers entering this hub! Get your garlic necklace on!
vampires, men, dogs, and toadfrogs are scared of me, no worries.
dori
whoooaaa!!!!!now u guyz r talking romance.....wats rong w/ u people!!!!!..hey VR Holic no offence ment.....but f i wer u,,,u beter stay away w/ dat sucka...f u know wats gud 4 u...speacily wen talking about romance...bcoz dats BULLSHITTTT!!!!!
booger you're a virgin! you play with your pecker!
ok fine.....anyway.....dey said a vampire is not actually immortal u know,,,dey r just only a being hu only age slowly......VERY,VERY, SLOWLY,,,,so evendow aders wants 2 be a vampire,,,dey can olso die, not n a natural way but, d hard way.....
whoooaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!wel..d way i c it,,,,ur not,,,,nd d way u c it,,,,i am,,,but u know wat... i WASSSSS!!!!!!!!
You can't unbecome a vampire booger, without losing your virginity first!
wat d fuck r u talking about!!!!!!!!!!! u r way out of d topic man!!!!!!!!! nd sometime i tinku beter let a doc2r check ur hed....cos its out of d orbit w/ ur body......
lmao
you're still a virgin booger, if I were you, I'd be chasing girls instead of vampires. Your wee wee is going to fall off if you keep playing with it all the time.
What in the??? Vampires oh good grief I do have to say that people have an interesting imagination and if someone's wee wee is going to fall off they had better get to ER, they could have an STD from Rosie and her five sisters. lolololo
The hub is unique I must say..:)
It is an epic battle between me, the slayers and the real vampires! But they are all a bunch of pussies who can't spell and like play with themselves!
And sometimes the lycans join in!
you guys r all just a bunch of weridos that need to get a life! have u ever killed a vampire? they would kill u before u even knew it! try finding one its not that esay
Yeah, I don't kill vampires, I drain them for all their blood and trip out and have crazy sex on it.
I don't think you ever saw a vampire Carmen!
Plz answer... keny?? u there?
How to kill a vampire..I wouldn't like to kill one,but i would if he/she thristed for only my blood,..i just watched twilight last week,I think vampire's are real,i had dreams about vampires stalking me...i know dream's arn't real,but i think it's gunna happen,But vampire's arn't ALL evil,sure Edward Cullen didn't kill Bella,cuz he loves her,so yeah
any body agree with me?
lol, this hub is great,
you got the nut cases versus Goldentoad and imadork
gt and dork, I salute you guys,
and Keny, nice info,
like the movies and books you choose, but you missed daywalker, forget who its by, but it includes a method to kill them that you missed
Lylec:D
Yeah I need dork to come back and help put a smack down on these wanna be vamps like booger.
Lylec, I would love to hear the Daywalker method for killing vampires. Care to contribute?
I just need to find the book Keny, might take a while, but I'll post when I find it.
And gold, I don't know, you seem to be dishing enough smack down out that you don't the help:P
i think u may be slightly deluded. A couple of my friends are from the three noble families (it u know what I’m on about) and last time i checked the vampires that i know rather enjoy dishes made of garlic, like walks in the sun and have no aversion to anything religious (holy water, crosses, ect, ect.)The stakes will kill the vampires these days but not because the life force is taken from them but because they are usually like humans like that. I would suggest that you don’t go around slaying them as there would be two consequences:1 the police will be after you for murder, and 2 if it was a vampire you killed the rest of their kin will mark and kill you. No of the three families would ever harm a human or their livestock unless in a life threatening situation, or for revenge for you having slaying their kin.
My Sources: Several of my friends belong to the Three families.
if you want to kill us. you cant.
D if you join my clan i will repay you well. In blood!.For i am the son of count Dracula. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
hiya me and my mate were havin a debate on how to kill a vampire and it says on here that sunlight cant kill them but harm them is that rite that sum vampires can survive in sunlight?
thank you from ibbo
K,
so I found the book, and got an account, the book has a longish story line involving vamps and their enemy the naturai(earth guardians(and sorry if you get nuts on this page now claiming to be naturai)) anyway, so if they drink their blood they die, it acts kinda like an easy bake oven, cept replace bake with vamp and oven with vkill = easy vamp kill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alucard_(Hellsing) is the link for the find:P
oh and to Alucard 2, if you want people to take you seriously i suggest you don't ripp off your name from an anime series
like c'mon, get a little more creative, even "cartoon vamp" woulda worked better
the count is an idiot that tries to lick his own private parts
Quite a following this hub has. Would you guys like me to start a forum for vampire related discussions?
k how dare you insult me.
I'm the son of count Dracula.
in a week you will feel my wrath
wow why would you need to know how to kill a vampire they dont exist
k
obviously i'm real,
you too will feel my wrath
You people are embarassing yourselves, and humanity by the way. There are no such things as vampires. The dictionary definition for vampire and an organism that ingests blood. Any animal or human can be a vampire, but that does not mean you are supernatural. Technically, if you had a cut in your mouth and accidentally swallowed your blood(It tastes nasty)(I don't know why the hell you would swallow it) you are a vampire
k never mind
i have a bigger fish to fry random person perpare to die
count alucard is a gay vampire
raiderfan they are gay and chronic masturbators with hairy palms. if they suck blood its off their pet mice.
ok i kno this is going to sound weired and i feel so stupid coming to a site like this but does any one know a vampire who is willing to turn me if vampires even exist its just always been like a non gay fantasy of mine to be a vampire well if there is and i know i am probabley going to get alot of crap emails but email me at jason_archer@live.com ( i know im gonna get some "ur retarted" emails lol
jezz,i haven't been on her in a while.
All creatures have weaknesses. Dunpeals are half human half vampire. They are weak to sunlight but don't die instantly, they are also never age, they are also able to turn vampire when they want, they also are able to get hurt by mortal weapons. Werewolves are able to fight for you if you are in a close relation or have a strong friendship. Otherwise shoot them with silver bullets to weaken them, to kill them instantly you decapitate them (cut off their head). Alpha werevolves are the leaders. To kill them it's the same except silver bullets barely hurt them. Nari are a dark fairy creature with claws for feet. they go into ghost mode to get closer to you and not get hit. stab or shoot them to kill them. otherwise the claws will kill you. This is all so far.
werewolves carnt be killed with pathetec silver bullets ive been shot with like 70 so come find me unless u want to live o ye dont ferget a body bag im all out
D you ain't nuttin, come get a blast from my guns and you will be terminated.
And Monster Kill- I have no weaknesses.
jason archer- you are gay.
all vamoires want is a nob or huge tits
wow you guys are pathetic thinking you are vampires and what not? yeah your soooo cool. there's no such things dumbasses. stop trying to act like ur one.
p.s.: Don't get nightmaresss muwhahahahaah
You retards- you have the dumbest name ever, you should be mad at your mom and dad for naming you that.
These are bullshit's!A vampire can only be killed if you cut his head of.These are only stories that aren't true.This is the only way to kill a vampire.
Werewolves can only be killed if you shoot them with a silver bullet in their heart!
D and other phscos come and mess i have a long bow and i'm not afrade to use it i got sords axes knives and wooden stakes got that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D says:10 months ago
want to come and try to kill me, do you really want to die, then come and find me in Christiansburg,VA. Pathetic Humans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Think you can kill a full vampire with those weapons then come humans, or be cowards
come to woolongong you pussy ill fuck you up vamp or not how would you like to spend eternity in hundreds of little peices in lock boxes buried in concreate each part submerged in acid but your head i will sow you mouth shut with a ipod with nothing but britney spears playing on it shoved in your ears with a long power cord so it will play for ever
no one has hurt Goldentoad yet. He must have superpowers and all those vampires and lycans that want to kill him, can't. They must be pussies.
wow D go back to you'r mental instotion how bouot you come hear coward i'm in oakland CA find out the street name and adres you'r self it will be a good chalange. noooooooooooo britney spears. find me.ahole.
to glock you whats wrog with decapitating D's vampiric head and making his undead corpse listen to briyney for the rest of time i recon it will be the one son on continus play im theinking oop's i did it again lol
haha,lol nice one,opps i did it again lol
glock and me are gay lovers
raiderfan
i dont think anyone here need to know you andd glock are gay lover's
i'm not his gay lover raiderfan you are a dick go back to you'r mom's basement and go on worold of war craft and get you'r lvl 1 gnome beaten in another duel got it ftard oh and go 49ers!!!!!!! D come over hear and i will cut you'r head off with my axe!!!!!! To "me" listining to brity spers is a to tarable fate but not for D.
glock, you are raiderfan's bitch.
@ me- you are a pimple
hey golden toad
whats that on your shirtin you photo a dick least now you can say you got one do you like to wrap that shit around a broom handle and shove it up your ass so some thing will fuck you. you gonna cry now you loser go back to your mummy tit's and suck some more milk out of them and while you there get her to change your nappy so you may grow up one day and admit your the biggist poofter there is...
to glock i thing golden toad gonna be listerning to a hansen song mmmbop lol
muhahahahahahaha i will take blood tonight
yo head vamp: its not cool to take blood from the blood bank,
why would you even brag about that?
and glock, people might believe your not gay once you get that dick out of your mouth
yo head vamp: its not cool to take blood from the blood bank,
why would you even brag about that?
and glock, people might believe you're not gay once you get that dick out of your mouth
haha u suckers! i am a vampire, will kill u all, hehehehehe, SUCKERS!! this bull crap is from the movies n books which suck ass, nuthin will stop me!!! hehehehehhehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
muhahahahaha i will drink lylecs blood
im back after killing a vampire and by the way head vampyre its not vampyre its vampire.damm thare geting harder to kill and gost(ghost)writer...shut the f### up you are not a vamp.ok?and glock.good hunting!
I hunt vampires and you are right garlic and silver and stakes and sunlight dont work anymore. you cant get that from movies. i also have friend whos ancestors were from eastern europe and were vampires now he is one to. they are from the Upier clan of vampires andhe can eat garlic and wlk in daylight but he has exceptionally long fingernails and teeth and they are slaws and fangs i will not kill him but i have made a new serum that will kill and turn any vampire to ashes.
Anything can be kill with a bullet to the face, especially if it is a high caliber such as a 41 cal and a 44 cal. A shotgun works well to at close range. You guys are idiots.
u idiots there not even real besides u need to find the blood miror first and no shut up im not a vampire im not !!!!!!!!!!!!
vampires are real i have killed one and used to be friends with one
and they wont die by a bullet to the face
you do not need wooden stakes to kill a vampire, thats a myth, u can use, medal, or really any sharp object, it dosent even need to be sharp as long as it pierces the heart. holly water, or you can go online and fill out some forms and be a official priest so you can make holly water, u dont splash it in there direction, u have to hit them with it, with lots, (holly water baloons work great) also a garlic bola, u through it around there neck and there head will come right off, its a nice touch. a nice tool is a stubie, its a short stake for close range action, put 1 in there neck and then go for the heart. and not all vampires die the same, some explode some implode, for strong vampires cut off the head. he has no chance. lastly, i drink frog juice, garlic, (fresh) holly water and raw eggs, i drink it before i go to bed and in the morning. i hope u will listen
To all Humans who do not believe in My People, and to all who wish to destroy Us, you will die slowly and painfully on My command. And in case you have not realized this, there is NO way to destroy Us. We are immune to the pathetic attemts of Mortals to cause Our death. Garlic, Holy Water, Crosses, Beheading, Sunlight (We embrace the warmth of the Sun), and every other lie Hollywood has spread about Us is untrue. All your attemts do is piss Us off. If you moronic Mortals do not cease, eventually you will die one by one.
the dark princess what are you fucking delusional if ya cant kill a suck head by removing his or her head then why dont we just chop the suck head up so it cant hurt any one refer to my previous post
gt i'm not besides i like some one else at school she is sooooooo hot i mean if you tryed frying an egg with in 10 feet of her it would exploed i'm noones bich you gutless bastrd f'n dick noob you are so low to talk to a 12 yearold like that. if you come to my house in oakland CA you will fell sorey for you'r self o waight you won't come out so come out o yo grand ma's basement and bring you'r blanket and you binky.
wow, makin fun of a dead guy, real mature
lilec i dont have my dick in my mouth it is probaly an inposable contortion and person under an alious dont make fun of mj he dose not have (or did have a place in this) and lylec if you make one more remark like that to me you will be punished. i might give you a treat if you are good i also can get you a used chue toy lylec (used by my dog).
god deap $h!t is coming on now
U CAN NOT KILL US VAMPIRES...... WE ARE TOO STRONG.......
hey dark princess how bout you gave me some head make sure you swallow thou
wat the this is the the wierdest chat in possibly the history of this earth its also very funny lol.
wat the this is the the wierdest chat in possibly the history of this earth its also very funny keep it up guys!
is anybody online in this chat noooo its like that movie i am legend.hmm not a soul commenting here very creepy i wonder if i can say random stuff?
hmmm this is wigety wack and my sis knows that!
hmm holy matrimony(pokemon 48 eposode in pokemon animay).i wonder if theres a african american vampire i hope nobody hears this message barack obama is your mama she went to sudan to kiss yo man!!!!!brock obama the o-force unleashed i could imagine brock with a lightsaber no a geodude upside down and a red light coming out of it butt eposode VIII the return of the brock w8 what does this have to do with vampires lol!
hmm thats funny the lizzano order sounds like something out of a italian menu ill order the lizzano get lizzano order.imnot trying to offend the lizzano order i just cant help but it its a funny name.and what kind of name is booger no offence but really booger-_-.
sorry forgot to write it between get and lizanno.wee wees gt dont get drunk the vampires will get you well maybe not who wants drink your blood eww no offence like rly-_-.
OMG all you guys who say ur a vampire really need to get a life, i came on here to get some ideas for an essay... and i've read so many comments about now knowing how to kill the girl in your class...ect your all insane!!! and if you dont get it out of your stupid heads sooner or later your all going to prison!!! FOR MURDER.... DICKS!! well done to all of you who put sensible answers... i'm actually scared about meeting one of these freaks who may end up killing me over a stupid fantasy, who are all crearly mummies boys that live at home with no partner or friends .
im not a vampire i just found this hub ridikously funny i spelled wrong ridikously wrong ignore that plz-_-.
lol not to offend keny but the order of lizano lol sounds like something off a italian menu ill order the lizano lol.
yo mama ok.-l. yo mama
oh im so bored im even talking to myself i am billybob stupid billybob w8 i am billy bob lol.
i aint no vapire or no slayer im just saying that if one of these wannabe's happend to jump out of the bushes pretending to be a vampire i would be quiet justefied in cutting them up and shitting on there remains
@ok._. you're funny with the Lizzano thing. I know you need us to pay attention to that so yeah it was funny. Really.
@me - that was funny when you said "cutting them up and shitting on their remains". One of the funniest things I've read in the comments. Well, after ok._.s comment about the Italian order.
i agree with you what_ever image if i was the one who looked like a vampire (even though i am not one) and some sick headed person shot me in the heart and chopped my head all because they have some weird fantasy in there head?? that would destroy my family and destroy their own life as they would end up in jail!!!!!! some people need to admit themseleves into the crazy ward and get some THERAPY fats!!!!!!!!
yay ppl commenting its a emotional moment(SNIFF) what did the browneys look like when they were shted out i wonder if the browneys were delicious hmm dark chocalate browney with natrual lemonade.
was the browney firm or soft hmm that has to be a tasty browny hmmm ba ba ba ba ba im crapin it!
ok._. is a perv natrual lemonade dark chocolate that is so sick get you'r head out of you'r ass ok ok._.
ok._. how old are you 9 prev
oh no im 15 im sorry if the joke was sick i just like making random crude or sick jokes i apologize.
ill stop commenting on this hub its to quiet -_-.
burn them all plus no limit texas holdem rocks on face book megadeth also rocks
pooo poooo poooo poooo
join my my fellow vampires we will destroy the human race
and some werewolfs
for Dracula!
alucard is a anogram for dracula did your mommy come up with that you poofter
brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
how do u become a vampire?
very useful site, some interesting comments, some not ie the ones picking on the vampire fans, all off you look for
TLN ( The longest night)a new vampire film.
to become a vampire you must be bitten by a vampire have your blood drained and exchanged with his or hers
do vampires use the restroom??
err im not being rude or anything but i thought vamp were like mythologic and stuff
and bretending you are one is kinda sad
sorry if you find it affensive
c ya guys later going to the seara nvada moutans oh and ok when i saw your comets i thoght you were 9.c ya.
thanksss that help me alot :)
affenseive what the hell is affensive is it not offencive
by bretending did you mean pretending yes vampire need to piss but not shit
lol vampires dont exsist
and that headvampire guy is a noob
vampires are a fun way to have fun and if they want to belive in all of it leave them alone its what they belive in I for one luv vampires and think thier cool and poetic so dont bag on them why were you on the website to post those things anyway buddy93416 and me
so do vampires use the restroom yes or no in mythology????
DO THEY!!!!
i would
i would
i need to know how to kill a vearv old vampire that is after me
lol i knnow you would use the restroom.
i think so or the works would be jamed up or............................................................c ya lol.
HUMANS!!!!
dont DARE
promise US
FOREVER cause
YOU WILL NEVER
LAST THAT LONG!!
EXIT
(Walking in the fog)
TO:Keny
the vampress in the
Mediaeval 'vampire' skull found near Venice
was my aunty...
We Were trying to hide it....
but...........................................
(TURNED INTO BAT)
TO:Keny
the vampress in the
Mediaeval 'vampire' skull found near Venice
was my aunty...
We Were trying to hide it....
but...........................................
(TURNED INTO BAT)
i know people deserve respect and stuff but vegitarian vampire lol i laughed i never heard of a vegitarian vampire!what kind of name is that???
we are writing a book about vampires... do u know any other ways to kill a blood vampire?
decapitation works well
will died blood kill a vampire
i heart twilight yh
i may be half blood but i have the power of 10 vampires and i can shape myself using the blood i collected to turn 10 or 100 years old. P.S none of these will kill a trained vampire like me
I can't believe you guys think vampires are real! Vampires are simply myths created from the bloodthirsty Count Dracula, a conquerer of europe that tortured people in unimaginably cruel ways. This started the story of count dracula the vampire, which caught the imaginations of millions of people. I believe that the stake way to kill him was inspired by the fact that he scewered people on wooden stakes to scare people. Since the start of dracula, the world of vampires exploded and now people think they really exist...
Yea, although he wasn't referred to as Count Dracula, he was known as Vlad the Impailer (thus the idea of killing him by impailing him on a stake)
I wanna be a vamp. one of yall come bite me.
i beleave in them, for all you pepole who dont beleve and call us freeks, YOUS are the freeks why are yous here if you dont beleve just to make pepole feel bad :I thats what i call freeks!!!
boobies hehe sorry random thought
i say if u want 2 kill one of my kind (; u have 2 burn us 2 ashes. duh!
vampgirl dose a knife through the hart work? hehe ummmm lay off the random wired and pervish thouts got it.
Calling out to Keny Luger???? -Please answer Flamingo on line one!!! TY!
hi "vampgirl" dose a ordinary bullit or sharp coject to the
chest work?
if any of u vampire reatards want a fight come to australia i will send u instruction where 2 find me the n we will get into it
hi, there a male in my class. he is indeed a vampire and i am positive. i have been observing his behavior for the past week and i have been jotting down notes. he matches most the qualifications of a vampire.
large pupils which are sensitive to the suns rays, he carries sunglasses on his head
avoids the sun
very pale
does not speak much
wears black
one thing that frightened me: recently we were playing dodge ball in class, he got really into it, and tried to injure us. im thinking he was just trying to get a glimpse of blood to arouse himself.
also i believe he knows that i am on to him, and his secret.
i have a few questions:
can they read minds?
should i have a talk with him and ask him if he is a vampire?if i do will he hurt me?
should i tell a teacher?
should i slay him?
do the have a specific blood type that they are drawn to?
i forgot to add:
he has a red ring around his eyes,
And his hair is slicked back, which i believe is very vampire like.
i caught staring at me during class and i got a vibe that he wants my blood and he wants me dead also i got a vision of him fondling my corpse.
in dodge ball i was his first victim.. does this mean anything..?
please help my life is on the line..
if he is trying to attack, how should i slay him?
Yes you should slay him would you rather be dead or alive?
I would slay him before he gets ya
he aint a vampire just a fuckin goth pooofter lol
to test this give him a quick kick in the balls is he gose down he is a goth or emo if not id probely run to a church or somthing cause u will have a pissed of vampire after u lol
rite have fun being vampires guys really i hope uou have fun
he aint a vampire really he would fucked yea already up one of these days!!!!!
so stop goin'mad !
am i right people?
this is so stupid VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST and im only on this stupid website 4 mi home work GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!1
Vampires eat aswell says Laurel K Hamilton and that you can only kill a vampire with a warrant, without a warrant its murder and its against the law to kill a vampire without a warrant
how to kill a real vampire:method 1:call the devil:In order to kill a vampire use a fully powered crucifix and say:kill this piece of [beep] and sacrifice the hell within this vampires heart!
except for the ppl tht dont believe vampires UR ALL IDIOTS if u want to kno how to kill a vampire there is no way to kill them its the vampires choice on when they die so just stop all the fighting and give up and GLOCK ur an idiot if u think u could even last for 10 mins against a vampire if ur only a half so like i said everyone just give up i should kno im a full fledged vampire with 1/6 werewolf in me even so everyone stop fighting and another thing fire doesnt hurt vampires its just a thingto them and yes a vampire can be in the sunlight it just weakens them it doesnt kill them so plz stop fighting and think bout wut im saying
this is all shit but at least now i can do my homework 4 english
lol bob man i have to do this for english too. it is shit lol
Thank you for the information!
Now I can start my book!
:D
hay vamps come to California and i will kick yo ass.
You mere mortals believe that we vampires can be killed. We could, before we started taking over the world. Have you ever tried assassinating a major world leader? doesn't work. We control this planet. Obama? bah! We're the most powerful guys in the world. You guys are screwed, our servants will nuke you vampire hunters!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha mortals!!!
Okay, Can some one please explain why everyone seems to hate our kind.Yes there are those of us that Hollywood and writers portray as mindlees,bloodthirsty,banes on humanity. And to the men and women in here aspiring to be "slayers"You do realize that even if you do slay a real vampire-which will be highly unlikely since we've been endangerd since 1672- you've still commited murder.And as for the vampires traits , I can persoanlly assure you those are a load of shit.
-Thank you have a swell evening.
One word: daywalkers. Sunscreen wasn't made for you guys!! Have u ever tried to kill a load of fog? It doesn't work. We float thru the day, then kill you in ur sleep. I'm an atheist, so holy water is useless. And the garlic myth came from one vampire with allergies. And silver?! We're not werewolves!! So u try to only drink cofee and arm urself with an arsenal of twilight filled bullets. Yes, my only weakness is twilight! Twilight is made on special paper that gives it monstrous vampire killing powers. Our race is having trouble breeding (creating a new vampire is adoption, making one with ur mate is breeding) because lady vampires read it and then die of the poison! Oh and dracula....... He's a vampire who died. He's not the lord of vampires, he just died. It's true that vampires are endangered, but twilight has rid us of most of our females! (and homosexual males) let's nuke stephenie meyer! Agreed!! My wife died from that evil hunter!
Not that I believe in Vampires but I do love the way why people use their fantasy in approaching and telling a story about Vampires. Only got interested in this matter after seeing Vampire High.Completely different and fantastically refreshing.
all u bloke pretending to be vampires are poofters how do you intend to bite me when i knock you teeth out??? i puch is all itll take me u faggots u will die alone
When you get a crucifix, what do you say to the vampire?
The sad truth is vampires do exist. Just not in the form popularized by hollywood.
There are people out there, who are not supernatural. They do not have fangs or claws etc. In fact they are human just like you and I except they truly believe themselves to be vampires and believe they need blood to live.
Some of these people have sought out others of like mind and have formed groups. The really sad bit is they have managed to and continue to convince delusional people into willingly allowing themselves to be bled.
These people scope out their victims from off the net and shopping malls where teenagers often hang out.
Please kids, the vampires you see on TV DO NOT EXIST. They are not real. Do NOT give out any personal information to anyone who claims to be a vampire and promises to turn you into one. Some have been lucky enough to escape, you might not.
u stupid ass holes u try 2 kill me and you are going die mortal.
i am 75% vamp 20% death angel and 5% werewolve so shut ur mouths and die u stupid mortals.
erm...i got a question. to all the vampires out there, can you tell me a bit more about yourselves? I am trying to write a novel depicting what a vampire is truly like and i am having difficulty in finding reliable sources. thanks
your an idiot silver bullets are for werewolves
Hello it is me again son of dracula i am here to discuss a peace treaty with the werewolves,Answer in three days
Okay never mind I will discus the treaty today
anyone on answer in the next ten minutes.
twilight storys are girl movies but more men like it then women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hello i,m back any one to discus the peace treaty with the werewolves,any here claim you are a werewolf speak or forever hold thy tongue
DIE ME
ok alcued :
1.it's you not thy or thee got it shakespere.
2.talk freely so all can hear so we can make shure that you don't try to kill a wolf.
3.try and you dead got it alcrud.
1.Its Alucard
2.STUFF IT
3.Unless you are a werewolf shut the HELL up
thanks everyone 4 givin ur opinions ..now i can do my english homework
can Please tell me where to find information on the order of lizzanio while I donot believe in Vampires I always like to hear the other side of the story so I can be fair and It allows me to reevaluate my thinking if I am wrong
i am a vampire....and NO we don't sleep at ALL......if u have any questions email me at famapstone@shaw.ca
Alcurred-tard look you try any shit and
i will not put in detales but it involvs me snaping your neck.
Raina says:
4 days ago
i am a vampire....and NO we don't sleep at ALL......if u have any questions email me at famapstone@shaw.ca
WILL U SUCK ME BITCH
i love twilight i love edwerd if you do i do not like you
Oh i,m so scared ha ha Glock you will suffer.
Now about that peace treaty
Greetings im back now if any one wants to have peace please say so by midnight
:were wolfs only
hay alcad for ur info uncle is wolf i part wolf human and vamp so i can snap ur neck in a mili second if it pleased me oh and also i'm at least 300 yrs older then you i 600.
suck on that
i can also tern wolf ty uncle R.I.P.
got it try u dead. reconsiter oh and i can smeel u from here.
could someone please show me profe of vampires i want to see if they are real
Alredo u stink can still smell u i rcomend animal piss smells beter den u.
may b i cant kill vampire...but i can scare you...n u cant even touch me...i got religious mythical words to scared you
lolz....i dont believe vampire are there..if there i dont scared
any vamiper girls wanna SUCK ME loL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tyler i can turn wolf + i only have 1 ninth human da rest is vamp and wolf. i could rip u 2 shreds if i wanted 2.
a stake will only hold them in place long enough to remove the head (if the were really a vampire)and on the subject of werewolves silver does nothing to them, hitting a werewolf with a silver weapon would be the same as hitting them with a steel one
There are many different types of vampires, such as the ones who feed off of energy and also those who feed on blood. Vampires are real, but prefer to distinguish between thier kind and the fictional movie Genre. The ways to kill rogue vamps include burning, Blacking out thier birth certificate (in the case of the more modern ones),and a spcially crafted bronze Athame. Let me remind everyone that most vampires have become peaceful now that modern tech allows for extraction of blood without unnecessary carnage. Werewolves are completely different, they need to be tricked into giving out thier weaknesses, for each one has a different one. Silver bullets will work on both, but only ment to stall or disable them for a few hours. The myth about holy water came from the fact that neither wolf not vamp can stand for long period of time in running water. Kenny, I am proud of the effort you put into this site and I find your methods to be interesting. I hope your brothers agree that only those vamps and wolves who step out of the line dramaticly are the ones to be punished. And to those who are truly interested in Vamp History or Supernatural happenings of any kind, I hope you will came to me for info. I am not of the order, so I am free to talk and trade info.
Your going to try and kill me
Hey im looking for the dickwad named glock.
I mean its one thing to make fun of my name.
But you crossed the line when you said you were better than me do you really think you can defeat me
com get at Malaysia,Selangor,Villa Flora,Block 146-0-1
wow?
Awe Glock got scared and went to find his mama .Awe he,s so sad.
aldick i hav cover story as a person who is 15 high school make sence it's been borin for 100 yrs bitch
home work not always on computer but i hav time 2 feed and i will tak u out cowerd. also find me @ villa rantanya
d i shall kill u and all like u 4 the black dawn is coming
cool thanx for info
cool thanx for info
thanx
Got the urge to zap a BAD vampire with your iPhone? There's an app for that now! The Vampire Buster app!
Plz enlighten me with this "Lost Order of Lizzano" Keny Luger.......
you can kick them in the nards too!!! very effective!
you humans are pathetic, darn it, 300 years and your still pathetic. ps vampires are hot.
Hey keny.
thankyou SO much for this!
It has really helped me.
I am currently being stalked by a vampire. They are real, despite what you closed minded people think! They are coming to get all the humans of the world! so be AFRAID, be VERY AFRAID. It won't be long before we are either one of them, or 6 foot under.
I would also like to mention that vampires are stupid fugly creatures.. nothing like what people think they are.. some people think thye have met vampires, but they havnt... vampires, are short.. fat... hairy... and often, VERY smelly. So stay away. Or get infected with the curse of the VAMPYRE.
Here are some of the vampires i have met:
Edward Cullen. -REAL.
Bill Compton - REAL.
I have had a threesome with Stefan and Damon Salvator..
Dracula.. REAL.
DONT THINK IM JOKING. ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE REAL. I HAVE SEEN THEM.
I HAVE VAMPIRES. THEY HAVE RUINED MY LIFE.
ps. you are all dumbassed fuckers.
xoxo gossip girl.
Crazy people are real.
Ha ha ha dont make me laugh if you are as tuff as you say you are you come get me
at:Villa Flora,Malaysia,Selangor
You rock Keny,
I remember reading this last year. I find it amusing how people have commented.
How dare you talk about the most powerful of the undead in such a demining way Yoyo Mofo
i one thing they did not menshon was that another way to kill a vampire is to rip it into pecies and burn the pecies up.
I honestly believe this hub is interesting and the comments of the younger generation is adorable! They are certainly into Vampires. :)
*Sigh* Vampires are wonderful creatures of the night. I found this article very helpful for my speech. :) Thank-you for your helpfulness.
They are into vampires? They "are" vampires!
I really think that Elvis Presley was a vampire. I mean really! He had black hair and was really pale then he wore capes, he slept during the day and was awake at night. He even put aluminum foil over the windows to block the sun. Makes you think dont it?
PUNY HUMANS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT US VAMPIRES WE ARE INDESTRUCTABLE!!! OH AND WE DONT SUCK BLOOD WE EAT SOFAS.
All of you claiming to be vampires here have no life. Stop writing stupid shit. That's all I wanted to say.
Oh yeah and YOYO MOFO is a complete idiot. She/he is claiming that she's gossip girl and believes that Edward Cullen (piece of shit) and Bill Compton are real. If you look at the front of the book where all the pulishers details are written, you will see that it says THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has the cowerd Glock run away yet if so i want to reopen the peace treaty with the wear wolfs please any leader of a wearewolf clan please write hear
You humans are pathetic, when will you realize the only way to kill us, is to destroy our food source. Are you willing to kill every living thing on earth to destroy our kind.
miss my al-bitch i leader of clan inherited it from uncle c'mon fuckerd talk.
*miss me
so Glock you think you are the leader of the vampire clan if you think you are talk to dracula
Any werewolfs out ther i will close the treaty next thursday if any one agrees write your name below please i beg you to many og my men have been killed and im sure you dont want any more werewolfs dieing i should know im half werewolf half vampire
VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL.If you think different you probably: spend to much time watching tv,surfing on net to much(gothic pages or something like that),reading to many books like twilight, or you are just simply insane
I suppose cthulu is real, too.
for goodness sake you lot, if you want whe facts go to www.vampirewebsite.net and get the truth about vampires into your little heads pleeeseee i am fed up with the lies!
We are not as easy to kill as you homosapeins believe, as we get older we become more powerful. And in case you haven`t notice the past 2 centuries of breaded vampires are able to withstand sun the same as humans can. As time passes we become more powerful and learn new ways around vampire hunters. I myself am only 112 years old, and even i am able to go to school ear after year
i think u guys got a few screws loose if u think vampires r real lol SERIOUSLY lol
really? really? really?
david your a dummyyy!
and i want a churro
hey fucktard thats not nice!
What did i do to you OzzDude33
i must say,you people may be a lil nuts.the only true wway to kill a vampire,and you wont hear about this one in books.is,to kill ALL of theyre family.thats it,plain and simple.and as for the warewolf thing,vampires ADORE wolves.
if anyone is writeing a paper,contact me here
kivakaneswaran@yahoo.ie.
good luck ,you murdering psycopaths.
and by the way,im supporting count allucad,cause gock wont shut the f@@k up.
[i have a clan of 4 and am part of a clan of 8.
Hi belldam
Thank you for supporting me and if you want to jion my clan just go to ny and clime to the top of the empire state building and you will be part of a clan of thousands.Thanks again
PS:Its spelled with one l not two ok.
im living with a vamp, i cannot bring her out because she is my close friend. we have become one , since i am an unusual myself. any suguestions?
u r all losers lol lol lol lol lol
why r u all so sad, VAMPIRES R NOT REAL !!!!!!!!!!! is there something wrong with u or r u just nerds who will never get a girlfriend
Hey guy that calls yourself:me do you know what a claw feels like if yo dont shut the hell up
I'm so evil I drink vampire blood
wow
the question is... are vampires real?? why haven't i been stalked for the 21 years of my life in this hellic earth.. or might as well read a news that someone was attacked by a vampire..
oh well, might as well watch a vampire movie to see a vampiric figure....
Y'alls R JUS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!itz lyk u blivin santa claus exists!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stupid,very pple of diz daes....my gosh..........................(sigh)veeery stupid!!!!!!
Aclually Kenny Luger us vampires are quiet offendend by this mocery your right accept when it comes to sunlight,silver,crosses and holy water.
Why would anyone want to kill vampires anyway our people are good an just.
I thought vampires could "spell". Oh, wait... maybe those were witches.
Hey we can spell (well some can anyway) its just that i was in a hurry
no u "vampirs" cant spell an if ur a vampire, u should already kno how to kill one so y bother look this up huh?
Are you people crazy. I like vampires and i want to be one but they are not real. It is originated from this emperor maned Vlad. He was soaked in blood because he killed a lot people and he had some issues. Then after seeing his appearance some people created there fear called Vampires. So... THEY ARE NOT REAL STUPIDS!
To Count Alucard, you are not dracula I killed him 3,000 years ago, so here is some advise human, growup and learn about honor and the way of the sword. To Luger leave the hunting to professionals, oh and werewolfs are not real. Oh Count Alucard/human we dont care what people like luger write about us, there are only 2 things we hate when someone tells us the way of the sword is over..and that stupid insulting tv show Mad Mad House. And you people like Count Dracula who want to be like us dont, cause we dont even like being this, how would u like to know no matter what you do you would always want the thirst for blood, we dont like what we are. we envy you, you can breathe air, we cant, its hell.
So just help me understand something Keny, you are basing all of this off Blade? Seriously?? Have you done any real research other then being a movie hog? Did you know the Vatican has documents in their vaults about vampires and the best ways to fight them? Didn't show that in Blade did they? Try reading a book and doing some real in depth research. I mean please correct me if I am misguided here and you actually did something other then chew on popcorn while watching a Hollywood done version of vampire myth.
d if you gonan brag about stupid shit at least get your facts straight dracula wasnt around 3000 years ago he died roughly 500 years ago your so stupid
you humans know nothing, and wtf where do you get your facts let me guess the movies like keny, growup kid and learn about honor, pathetic mortals.
To those who insist on taking this too seriously, if you read my article I did say "Here's how to kill a vampire as shown in some popular films/movies or books"
I never claimed to know how to kill a real life vampire. If it weren't for movies and books 99% of you would not be here with all the stupid comments like "I killed Dracula 3000 years ago."
This hub is for entertainment purposes only.
To D you insolent fool I have have reserected Dracula with and ancient romanain technique and have lernt the ways of the ancient Vampyre.And how dare you call me a human that is an insult of the highest order!!!! and I have seen and fought werewolfs so don,t tell me there not real.And I belive in that the way of the sword is the only way to fight and that humans tire them selves by creating guns and bombs.And i agree that humans should stop getting the infermation from movies and books good bye and why dont you join me
from Count Alucard
why dont u all just watch the film twilight and get on wiv ur lives ggooooodd bi
Tovampire leader feron lars you my friend have problems
Your all fucked in the head, and you need help. Some of you are beyond help. Actually, most of you are. I hope you get the help you need.
lol that is funny!!!!!! twilight is kind of anoyying
I will recite an piece from my biography:I have three stab woulds in my chest there not from weopens there from claws .My generel lies dead on the floor I never liked him any way. With a trembling hand I pick up my sword and rush to my enemy the werewolf pack leader of pack 101 ( I counted the pack numbers)he cut of my left arm and would my knee before I kill him.As my hand grows back i withdraw my sword and go home
Could you lure out a vampire by using anything. I think it would be cool to be a vampire but find a way to seal your vampire personality.
No you cant Ryan
Luger I can say you are right about one thing day walkers exist but there are rare and I am one of the.
D of cores we can breaths air you asshole
Yes!!That FUCKING piece of GAR-BITCH named dock is gone
Yes that phucking piece of garbitch named Glock is gone
I just wanted to tell you that iam the second Alucard the first one was killed in a battle with a wizard called Drust.Does that happen to be you D?I tracked down his spirit and with a ancient romainan rituale I absored the spirit and proceded to reserected Count Dracula.Who thaught me the was of the ancient vampyre and the way of honer and the way of the sword.
i am a lycan but i am 10 so plz don't kill me i have a friend he's a vam.his human name is aiden horn.
oh and he stalks me
i've never killed a vam. as long as you don't try to kill me i won't kill you
my x-girlfrend was a vamp. she tried 2 kill meh, dats y i broke up w/ her. i dont think werewolves shud date vamps - it doesnt work (at least 4 meh)
btw, loner, if ur in a werewolf gang w/ an awsum alpha like mine, the vamps wont b able 2 get ya unlesss ur jumped. word of advice... :P
EH EH why kill us, vamps, wat did we do 2 u guyz? we can all b nice werewolvez ok?
thanks immajumpu by the way i almost got killed by a vamp. today
Ah just the werewolf ive been looking for immajumpu do you want to sign my piece treaty
i thank vampires can be killed if thay bit someone and thay ate gralk
haha ur welcum good job
idunno...if alpha approves...or he mite get ya :P
that was not a threat XP
anyways i cant exactly sign it
and i dont even know who u r
u might even be _____ ______ , who wants 2 kill everyone in our gang DX
now i just may be paranoid
No no no immajumpu i just want you to write you wolven name below and i will oder the members of my clan not to kill your clan mates but you must ask your leader and your clan not to attack Us
uh...i just go by EHO dats wat they all call meh...
and i dont even no were ur clan is so we aint gonna attack yall dont worry
alpha doesnt trust u 100% but i guess its harmless so sure y not
Well your clan leader Alpha sounds like a great werewolf. Tell him he has a good reason to trust me because I am half werewolf so
!!!??? how can u be half werewolf !!!!???
ya sure ill tell 'im ya sed that
btw alpha aint his name dats a thdoopid name
alpha's his TITLE
Well it happeds when your half vampire and your bitten by a werewolf and what does EHO stand for
And alphas my best agent
watup ppl LOL
im a cute romanian vampire....so wat ya gotta say bout dat :)
dracula vlad tepes rulez!!!!!!!
...ok...um
eho is my name?
i hav no clue rly ppl just call meh dat
like on da streets and stuff
i dont like cute vamps. no offense, girl
my ex was one and she tried 2 kill meh on a date
So whats your clan leaders name then?
last name = strang. dont wanna tell u his 1st name. heard of him? hes young like 18
our whole gang is like under 18
but were all good fighters and once we whipped a gang of drunk 20-year-olds. they pulled ther switches but we still owned them and no human gang aint gonna bother us agian after that
Your all still just fledglings and you speak this way. I can see from this our kind has no hope for survival!
I am the light to the darkness
Oh i no him hes the werewolf that bit me his human names lucas
Thanx that info helped alot. I'm doing a project on how werewolves differ from vampires. I just need half a page of info then i'm done.
I am doing a study on vampires and the like, and I really would like to be as accurate as possible. I am an open-minded person and, while I'm not saying I truly believe vampires exist, I am extremely curious about them and would like to know more. I would appreciate it if someone would answer my questions seriously, especially one of the self-proclaimed vampires on this hub.
Ok Lena i have some infermation for you vampires will not be killed by sunlight and silver or be repelled by the cross or holy water or garlic they can enter a house uninvited and have reflections and shadows
dud that stuff so works it is so vamp 101
Thank you Alucard :) Now, there is one thing I have been very curious about. In the Dark Ages, vampires were defined as reanimated corpses who lived off of the blood of others. In this day and age, however, vampirism is categorized as something like a disease that can be passed from one person to another. What exactly does it mean to be a vampire, and, if it is even possible, how do you become one?
To become vampire one must ingest the blood of a vampire.A vampire is a like a regular human that needs blood to survive
Is that truly how u see my kind like a..... human so sad.
I'm no lycan. And you think me a man.....LOL!
I am the LIGHT to the darkness
I have been a Vampire for 700,000 centeries so dont tell me what a vampire is.
Thank you again, Alucard! Well, I have one last question and then I'll leave you alone. Earlier you told me sunlight, silver, etc have no affect on vampires and that they do not have to be invited in and such. Can anything harm a vampire, and are there any special characteristics that could help you differentiate between a vampire and a human?
Well now yes you can kill a vampire by conventional means and can be changed back into a human by one magical spell you can ask me that next time and vampires normaly have sharp nails and that is how we really cut flesh we are excited by blood oh and we dontt kill people
hey quick thing why do werewolfs and vampires fight so much
Well i sure as heck dont want to fight them becuase im half werewolf but the reason is that one thousand years ago a vampire and a werewolf had a fight over land and fifty thousand years of peace between the two clans was lost
his name aint lucas but hes got a lotta bros and cousins so they could be related im not sure
and to reeper: for us its like a gang rivalry thing. im not sure how its started for us but eversince i got bited iv been jumped countless times (u dont wanna no) and have jumped a few vamps myself so its kinda like a fiery nonending circle.
700,000 centuries ok that mean 700,000,000. years . I never told you Anything I would never betray my kind by telling secrets true or false as they may be . You my friend are what my kind call a betrayer. Sideing with humane see where that gets you .
I'm the light to the darkness
Any rivalry between lycans and vampyrs is purly fiction . Lycans are protecters of our kind and help to track the soulless for extermination
I'm the light to the darkness
protectors?? fiction?? O.o the light to the darkness?????????????? wats with the wisecrak cheezy stuff, yo
quic question : why do ppl cawl us lycans when werewolves is so much kewler? lycanthrope is werewolf but the word roots are lyc-(??) and -anthrope(man). lycan doesnt mak sence
A spell that can turn you back into a human? There's such a thing? Wow. Well, if that's the case, then why are there vampire hunters to begin with? Couldn't they just use the spell to turn them into humans instead of killing them?
that aint 2 smart. humans can be evil 2 and can still try 2 kill the person who did da spell on them, but deadders cant do stuffs lyk dat.
but if there human they can be killed
dats counterproductiv
if you hate some one woundn't you kill them if you could
I guess I understand what you mean. I suppose I'm just not a huge fan of any kind of murder, and will look for any other solution rather than killing, but what you said does make sense. . .
killing stains ur soul. rather torture them :P
btw count alucard, i hav a questiun regardin ur name. iv red all the comments (and lmfaoed) and noticed that u were count alucard the 2nd, then count alucrud, then count alucard. how can u be the 2nd alucard, if ur dracula's son? btw this thread should be made into a crackbook
i can answer that
look at the name and spell it backwards DRACULA
and then u were just alucard and u said "lets go destroy the human race and some werewlfs" and also u mentioned the peace treaty like u were gonna shut it off a long time ago. sorry im bein a ho but i found it kinda strange. and also someone mentioned that they hunt vamps but later they said they were partially vamp. themselves.
in my opinion, for those posers or wannabe vamps and werewolves out there, at least make yourself convincing and faultless.
Lycan is a term of affection I use with the pack i'm close to and as for light to the darkness that is what my prince and my clan call me. Sorry if that offends you
ya just thought i should put this outthere THERE NOT REAL
ooooooogggggg
You see EHO that was before i was tunrd into a were wolf
Lena the spell is a vampiric spell for vampires to turn the vampires that are not worthy back
and about me being the 2nd alucard is because well read the message two comments above your first
well actully most of them take being human agian quit well I cant see why but?okay
Now, I hope you don't mind me asking, but what exactly do you mean by vampires who are not worthy?
I mean by killing humans when they feed or failing the trails of initiation or attacking werewolfs
hey count do you beleave in steph mayer
is twilight a real vampire book or just a ripp off
Oh, I see. Well, I only have one last question, I think. Are there any adverse side affects to consuming animal blood instead of human blood?
Well Reeper its a complete disgrace to vampires everywere and Lena yes first of all it tastes quit bad then we get sick and eventully die and I have a question for you Lena is that your real name if not can you tell me it
Reeper of we r not real then why do u care?
eviltrix what do you have agianst humans
No, Lena isn't my real name. Is there any specific reason why you want to know?
And. . . how did you know Lena wasn't my real name to begin with?
Well i did not know that Lena was not your real name and my reason is I answerd your questions so can you answer mine
LOL
dude little stocker aren't you
Nothing I have many human compaions. And in your defence having a deeper insight dose not make one a stalker
Please don't take this personally, but I'm not comfortable posting my name on here. I guess I'm a little paranoid. . .I mean, is Alucard your real name? If there's anything else you want to ask me, that's fine.
It is a good thing to conseal ones name. Revealing it gives power over you to the anyone who knows
Well I can tell you my human name its Elesh and I do have a another question for.You do have a hobby?
evitrix your a wierd
Hobbies..... Casting, hunting,shifting. The same as the rest of my clan. Witch,vampire,alchemist yes, But weird I have never been described in such away in my many years. What about me is....weird?
Your NAME for one and I am light to darkness for two do you kill humans and i was asking lena if she had any hobbies
why do wont know all of this about Lena
because turn about is fair play i answerd her questions im asking her some of my own
I only take what is offered freely . Killing goes against everything we belive in! As for being the light to the darkness most of my clan are male and have brown or black hair and a dark glow to there skin , however I am female and have hair like white lightning and a white glow to my skin . So I glow at night . So I am the light to the darkness . What's wrong with eviltrix.....I'm a little prankster .
yo evil trix is ok but a little stang
count i was just woundering you know can never be to safe
mostly because you are vampire or at least you think you are
Alucard, my favorite thing to do is read. Whenever I get a chance I go to the bookstore or library. In fact, just today I bought a new book :) my friends give me a hard time about it and say I'm feeding my addiction :P
hey guys im a girl and i was woundering how old are u?
hey guys im a girl and i was woundering how old are u?
How old is who?
Oh thats very instresting because reading is my hobbie to I also teach the new vampires honer and the way of the sword
Zehra Altin made me think of something when she posted her comments. Do you mind if I ask how old you are?
@eviltrix: sorry 4 being a jerk no lycan just sounds funny
@alucard: sorry 4 being a jackass i didnt dig ur post. so ur the grandson of dracula? and also, if alucard the 1st was son of dracula, why is he so less mature than u r? (read his old posts)
dont just go asking random ppl their real names. esp. girls, cuz thers stalkers out there and u could be one of them. i understand lena's reluctance, and u shoulnd scare ppl like that. and why do u care about her real name? do u like her or wat.
are we acting like kids?
btw eviltrix ur a girl? weird...
what are u? a vamp? a werewolf? neither?
howbout u, lena?
u seem humanish, are u?
howbout u reeper?
Haha I'm human lol. Is it that obvious? :P
I am a natural born vampyr. My family line can be traced back to Lillith mother to all vampyrs. My Prince does not let me out without a Lycan guard. He said I'm important the one the prophecy tells of. The first born in 260 years with white hair and the gift of conjuring .
If you thought I was strange befor....I fear what will be said now.
Say what you will I only say what is as I know it to be.
uh...ok cool??? i aint gonna say nothin'
*backs away*
No wonder I don't make friends most people run when they hear who/what I am. I don't mean to scare humans but when they age and u don't friendships are hard to keep. Right now my best friend is a lycan cub who can't shift to human form yet. He's a prankster too.
aww girly im sorry 4 ya :(
then dont tell ppl who u r and try 2 fit in (for example, try 2 talk less medievally online) XP
What do you mean by medievally ? I speak no differently from those in my clan. Also I only have trouble with humans. They get freaked out when I conjure up something it's just habit I forget they are not like I am. I don't tell outsiders who I am even here you only know what I have reveiled which is not much of anything.
I do not like the tone of pity you implied and I assure you I am not a kinder (child) by any means as I am sure you are no more than 20 years of age.
ok ok fine fine girly im sorry. btw stop talkin 2 me lyk imma little kid im 16 years old and imma werewolf
so ur like a witch then?
Sorry to sound as if I am talking down to you English is not my primary language.
Enchantress is the propper term for a whitch is a human with limited elemental powers.
Can you shift yet or do you only feel the wolf inside? All of the werewolf (I use this term as it is you preferance) I know are born as wolf cubs and must learn to hold a human form.
Killing a real life vampire is murder and you will be put in jail. I WOULD LOVE TO ARREST YOU, U ASS! :| SINCE I'M A VAMPIRE. I DARE YOU TO COME AND TRY TO KILL ME. I'LL KILL YOU FIRST BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN TOUCH ME!
Kelly why are you so hostel no one said anything about killing you.
And true vampyres do not lose there temper or shout as you have done.
But the way you can not kill that which is not mortal. You can only fragment them to the point they can not regenerate.
You must be less then16 year of age and human it shows in your rage
@kelly: eh girl, fiery huh? if ur a wannabe vamp. at least make it less obvious that ur a wannabe got it, girly? and are u callin me an ass or wat i never wanted 2 kill vamps just cuz imma werewolf. anyways, i dont think you could kill me, love
@eviltrix: i speak french too. do u? no imma beta wolf so im not a natural born alpha werewolf
My primary language is dead to all but my clan however I speak Dutch, welsh, gaelic and arameic. I can also read and write sandscript, dragonscript, and many other mystical texts
so can you shift or are you still learning to hold the image?
Have you tried astroprojection to help you shift?
To immajumpu I am simply a regular vampire that ataind the original Alucards spirit by magical means thus making me the second Alucard is that clear.
@eviltrix: sorry 4 disrespecting u earlier. no sorry i dont no what astroprojection is my vocab is bad. yes i can shift but is a lot harder w/o the full moon. :( sometimes i wish i were an alpha so i could doit anytime
@alucard: lol but seriously the 1st alucard seems a whole lot immature than u
hey eho is that you?
what the hell are you doing here, kid?
whoa hey there Alpha. how did you find me? are you stalking me? what did i do? am i in trouble? no really how did you find me on this hub??????????????
Sorry astral projection
Astral projection is out-of-body experience (OOBE) that assumes the existence of an "astral body" separate from the physical body and capable of travelling outside it.[1] Astral projection or travel denotes the astral body leaving the physical body to travel in the astral plane.
This will allow you to watch the shift at the esbat (full moon). Seeing your own the shift take place first hand makes shifting at will easier. You hold the image in your mind see it and the change will happen.
wow that sounds kewl. problem is, i cant really do that :(
Yes you can.
Find a book on it or look up techniques online it us no harder than meditation you just need knowledge, practice and determination. Mortals and humans can do it so can you. Remember beleiveing you can gets you halfway there.
I find astral projection interesting. If you want to find out more on the subject, check out this video series: http://www.nichevolumes.com/r/astral.php
To Immajumpu the first alucard as killed a thousand years before the internet was made got it t posted all thouse commets when i was younger
Keny are you vampyr or hunter?
Eviltrix can you tell me the prophesy about that you are in
No. That is forbidden. What I have told you is as much as I my reveal any more would be a betrayal and I would be punished acorrdingly.
ah im one of your kind so it really dosent matter oh and kenys a hunter
Telling you here would be telling the world. That's not going to happen. I also have no way to know you are what you claim you are. I don't just believe blindly.
I'll wait for Kenys answer thank you.
Do you belive that vammpires have fangs Eviltrix
Well I do they only lenghten when I feed or feel threatened. Also blood is exchanged during mating rituals and between me and my mate regularly
Do you burn in sunlight Eviltrix
im a werewolf prince i broke someones nail today.
blood came was all around me.
it really sucked
My eyes water and yes I sunburn but I can go out in the daylight
Like Alucard said, I'm a hunter.
do you kill every vampire you encounter luger
And you Evil trix what type of vampire doesnt turst his own kind
@alucard: eviltrix is female. treat her w/ the respect she deserves
@keny: shouldn't you be keeping that a secret? you shouldnt announce ur a hunter
@loner: how can u be a werewolf prince ur only 10, kid.
A wise one with many years to learn we are not all the same. Some of are kind kill for the thrill. I do not take life. To do so would result in banishment. We live by a strict code of honor no fleash from a living being (vegan) and blood has to be givin freely (no compultion can be used) they have to have the free will to choose.
Keny more to the point
hunter - kills whatever it comes across
slayer - only kills the killers
plz give me a website on how to learn werewolfs powers.
immajumpu dont tell me what to do i can hostil to you know
and evil trix your saying that luger kills any vampyre
It is a question not a statement
what u can hostil to me know?
remember, the peace treaty was your idea not mine
Hunter.
That makes you no better than a serial killer if you just kill every vampire you find even if they have never killed anyone or anything.
alucard im merely debating w/ u and ur getting insulted by it. i havent said a single cussword. im not arguing. i was questioning ur existence, then debating w/ u. if ur not happy w/ the way i am, we could debate w/ the lincoln-douglas debate format
you cant kill most vampires or werewolves with silver bullets because it only wounds the newborns you wold be lucky to kill one with that method i suggest the deheading of a vampire once deheaded tie them up somewhere then burn them then scatter there ashes
Sorry Immajumpu I was just angry with my human parents because even though im 700,000,013 years old I have the body of a 13 year old
How is that possible? I know we age slowly but not that slowly. I was born on 02 October 1476 and my apperance is...... Well let's just say I don't look like a teenager? ?
I think my cats a vampir he likes to bite people and suck ther blood out
You see EvilTrix i absorbed the 700,000,000 year old spirt the day I turned 13 so thats how it fits but i studied every book(ecxept twilight) every website untill I found the dead remains of Count Dracula who thaught me the real ways of the Vampyre
Count Alucard you could at least get your story straight so it sounds more believable. Do you know how many times you've contradicted yourself?
So Keny you would kill me no matter what just because I am a vampyr? If you did the world would suffer the loss like no other I am the light of hope for vampyrs and humans alike. Every being that has meet me in the flesh has an overwhelming sense of peace hope and love. I have also been told I am quite enchanting to look upon. Much like a petite Jayne Mansfeild (only 5ft tall 110lbs).
yesss!! high five, keny!! thats wat iv been telling him the whole time. finally someone digs me. thanku
so eviltrix, ur only 5 feet tall but 110 lb!!? btw just from curiosity, what age is ur appearance?
dammit wats wrong w/ this thing? i know i just frickin posted sumthing
whatever...so eho, u turning traitor? i oughtta kick you outta the pack, for this, kid...talking to vamps now, eh?
i think it's time for a vote...
no im not alpha. dont frame me. actualy im not even sure their vamps. they arnt being so convincing w/ their posts.
so, alpha, would you pleez kindly take into consideration that i would not like to be kicked out talking to "vampires". also, hows the pack gonna survive w/ one less member? am i not the strategist?
Eho? What the heck are you doing on this random-and-rather-dumb-and-useless site? I swear, if I weren't your sister and I didn't kinda-sorta-not-really understand you, you would soo be busted to Mom and Dad. But, see I'm merciful that way. =] Angelic, even. ^.^
Anyways...*sigh* I should've know. Your grammar, spelling, and punctuation are all completely HORRIBLE. Haven't you learned ANYTHING? In your (decidedly) short life?
And I only know about this site 'cause I looked on your computer one day when it happened to be frozen...on this "hubpage" or whatever. (No, your Alpha did not tell me about this, haha.)
STOP STALKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
first alpha then you why do yall care so much about what i do online >:OOOO
btw, dont you realize these posts are visible to the GENERAL PUBLIC????
one less member is nothin, kid. when i started out, it was just me and vance. and look at where we r now. i think we can do fine w/o u, eho.
strategist, r u? well i hafta say...we've got quite a few of "strategists" (as u call em) in our pack. im not worryin bout that so u dont need to worry.
besides im not kickin u out JUST yet. we gotta vote fist, remember?
its a DEMOCRACY or whatever.
stop yelling at me online ur embarrasing meh seriously!! so ur REALLY firing me? i mean really really
btw to all the "vamps" and ppl on this hub, i apologize for the annoyingness of listening to us argue
"Stalking"? Excuse me, but I'd NEVER reduce myself to the lowly occupation of "stalking," thank you very much. And I'm just making sure you're not being cyberbulliied or something (Mom's idea, not mine, duh).
Of COURSE it's open to the general public. Otherwise, you wouldn't even be on here. Duh.
And what's up with that suggestive username of yours? "immajumpu"? First of all, horrible grammar. Second, YOU couldn't successfully "jump" ANYONE, l'il bro. Sorry. And third, I just don't like it. And I'm sure Mom wouldn't either....
imma yell all i want man and YOU CANT STOP ME
fine i guess i forgive u...but if i ever catch u talking peacefully to a REAL vamp, the pack can say byebye to ur scrawny ass
haha funny picture
kk eho
cu later, kid
I look to be in my early 20s
also just because I'm a vampyr doesn't mean talking to me makes anyone a tratior.I am no enemy to you. If I was wouldnt it be best to know your enemy then fight blindly. Anyway my clan has traveled with the same wolf pack for centuries watching each others backs protecting one another from human hunters. The rift between Vampyrs and Lycans was started by humans to devied us and weeken our numbers in an effort to exateminat all of us.
Why cant you guys just shut up cant you see by the fact that i comment here so much that i dont have many friends its just so sad that a guy is rideculed becaues he belives ine vampyrs and now I found some people that accutally belive in them and they lagh at me too
alphastrang dont shout at him for no reason bitch.Give me your address ill come kick your were wolf ass to the moon
No one is laughing at you Count they are just recomending that you know your facts and keep them straight. Laughing at you would be just letting go on sounding a little foolish. Vampyrs are not just fiction do your research. History of Vampyric people. Look it up? you might learn something
i have lernt all there is to lern but i kept my story strait as possible I mean is it really so hard to belive i absorberd the spirit of a dead vamyre thhat was alive for 700,000,000 years and you hold a good piont Evil Trix we shouldent fight we should all have piece com,n alphastrang let eho talk with us
lol thanks guys 4 supporting meh. nah alpha aint really that bad tho. hes had a hard life and stuff so forgive him. anyways, another quick question: alucard, before u said my alpha was a great werewolf. lol XP. anyways hes just kinda paranoid cuz of the time i dated the head vamp's sister and got in serious trouble. no big deal i know we can all be friends
The only life on this planet 700,000,000 years ago was mulitcellular oranisms humanoid life did not apper till 400,000,000 years ago which in and of it's self disproves your claim out right. Now if you had you said you were between 400-500 years old there may have been a chance you would have been belived. Anyway Vald Dracula died the year I was born which makes your claim.......impossible
ok eho can you tell alpha that i want a word with him
no thats ok alucard i dont think hell want a word w/ you tho sorry
i dont care just tll him i have a few choice words for him
Temper temper count vampyrs don't show emotions and you would not want to cause trouble for Immajumpu with his pack would you.
shut up if some one yells at one of the few friends i made i will tell them off
aww thanks yall :) its ok im ok. man, eviltrix, ur wise. yeah me an alpha are still kool
Count did you ever stop to think that it's your temper that keeps you from making more friends?
all right im cool i had a bad night the suns alwas beetin down hear in Malaysia.That brings an intresting question to mind in what part of the world do you guys live
The Carpathian mountains
all you people who think you are a vampire or vampire slayer must have shit for brains STUPID FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!
elVergon whats your promblem?If we want to belive this just leave us alone
You don't have many friends do you elvergon
immajumpu so what part of the world do you live in countinet please
east oakland
Oakland California?
yeah that place. im not really gangster. you can say im like... you know in tom and jerry theres a little street cat always hanging out w/ the gang? well, thats me.
Some of my clan live in Pleasanton, Castro Valley, and Los Gatos.
Ok thanks.Now can you tell me do your clans belive in honer
Honor is held above all else
Good same here.Now how about you immajumpu
well...i guess
alucard, i really dont think u could kick my wolf ass to the moon
Why is that Strang
traditionaly, garlic wass only used in one culture to protect the deceased persons body safe from being invaded by malovant spirits. Also, only one culture believed they drank blood, and it is hardly mentioned that they are immortal or shapeshift into bats etc. Hollywood and many other films etc have distorted the truth so much that it is near impossible to get the origins. Hope this helps
@Yin- This is true the origin of vampyrs is Carpathia. Modern day Hungry, Slovakia, Romania, and Lithuania. Tales of vampyrs started during the Turk wars. Most famous being Vlad Dracul(father), Vlad Tepes Dracula(son), Erzsebet Bathroy(cousin)
shut up u stupid humans u can neva kill me or my buddies i am the most dangerous vampire in the whole of transylvania if i hear anything from u guys again then im comin to london and dont forget to keep a lamp on or some sunlight because nothing kills me or harms me so watch ur window this night just incase u dont see me!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh)
Dude you are not Dracula I know Dracula and he hates morden tech and stays away from computers
yeah thats true.
whats true
Evil trix it not my temper that stops me it the fact that i belive in all this vampyres wearwovles ghosts ect.
I'm a vampire but I don't drink human blood don't worry. Let me fill you in on this "how to kill a vampire thing" . If you don't belive me and you encounter one,your dead I'm getting used to this 21st centery thing. A stake through the heart is a way to kill a vampire. The sun is kind of something you want to worry aboutsee, unless we have a family tailsman like a ring or necklace on we burn in the sun not sparkle like the fakes in twilight. We don't die from garlic or count salt specs. 2. How to become one
Becoming a vampire is more complecated then being bitten you have to trade blood die then you wake up as a vampire
How to tell a vampire from a human is hard you have to show them blood they may turn around if they want to maintain human status or drink. Yes a vampire has to be invited in but only once then they can go into the same house multiple times.
@count You just need to look for friends with the same intrest. I have friends and I am a vampyr.
@h. How true a stake in the heart is where it starts, but not when it ends
why are u so confident that u can, alucard? cmon u even mentioned ur "in a 13year old body." and by the way u act i hav serious doubts on u. and lay off eho and i's business got it vamp?
I hope you don't mean me Alpha. I have been nothing but nice to him. Just because I am a vampyr does not mean I dislike wolfs. My most trusted companion is a wolf
It not like ive mean to him youve done that already and besides I dont want to fight anymore.Cant vampyres and werewolfs all just be friends i mean com'n i dont want to fight I have a friends with a wearwolf pack
how you woulud kill a vampier you need holywather, ongis,
no alpha didnt mean you, eviltrix.
and yeah seriously, i actually wanna get along w/ our rival gang cuz itll be a lot easier that way.
and alpha, seriously, you gotta respect my opinion, man
Yo Strang I want to talk to you
ps. is anyone here rieligous and if so what religion christien here
I glitter, my glitter can kill you
To EdSay what?
My Sparkles have rabies and will eat you alive
im christian are you, alucard?
je m'exuse, mais alpha ne veut pas parler avec toi.
parlez-vous francais?
sorry alpha wants to leav u alone why?
Yes I am a christien too how about you Eviltrix
and ed who is sparkles
My people do not give a name to the creator of all, but we do belive that it is two halfs to one whole. So I guess in a way we are monotheists.
Sorry my French is not so good I have only been to France once it was for my 317 birthday to watch the beheading of Marie Antoinette on 16 October 1793. I love a good public execution.
Ok thakns for that information
je m'exuse, mais alpha ne veut pas parler avec toi parlez-vous francais? what does that mean immajumpu?
translation: sorry, but alpha doenst wanna talk w/ u. do u speak french
sorry aabout that. i heard that marie antoinette was still alive a few seconds after the execution from the guillotine
talk to me alucard. becareful not to contradict urself agian. seriously fail, man
good now i just wanted to know if you would like to sighn the peace treaty just write your name below your second name will be allowed and i will order me clan not to attack any one in you clan unless you attack first
and no i only speak english
eho spit that out a long time ago. i didnt take it seriously of course, who would? also, i can tell that obviously u lack support and ur desperate.
no you assholeI mean it and I aint desperate I allready friends with a wolf pack it just good to extend your reach with other clans
Don't be sorry it's what I wanted to do the prince got me close enough to see her blink when they lifted her head from the basket. I've been to many executions hangings, burnings, beheadings, quarterings, firing squads. I like to watch them all as long as it's not my own kind. Being the baby of my clan has it's upside
hello? Strang answer me!
fiery huh? well thats how i like it and why do u need a peace treaty w/ us were in california ur in malasia.
@eviltrix: id like 2 watch alucards execution and laugh
@alpha: calm down seriously u dont act like urself online, u know?
@alucard: sorry we just jumped someone after school (which is like the worst time to jump someone) so were all fired up and adrenalineish ._. anyways it was sorta fun cuz it i didnt like him anyways and he talked sht behind my back about me dating everyone who i didnt date and he begged 4 mercy so it wasnt 2 bad.
and alpha, its harmless just do it
immajumpu is right alpha see I got vampiress all over the world so its safe to say well meet you werewolfs one day and I sure you dont wont my vampires killing your werewolfs.But it looks like you cant handel it and the fact that you want to see my execution just proves that you cant handel peace.
Sorry immajumpu but your leader obvious hates me and we shouldent be friends.Ill tell one i werewolfs friends over next time to talk some sense in to your head stank
ur cawlin' meh a SKANK?? or alpha.
i mean we can still be frends (in ur face, alpha) its ok wen i talked w/ alpha 2day he acted lyk nothing happend actually. he actually had like no clue actually
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL EHO im not alpha actually i cant believe u fell 4 that ur so gullible im actually vance
lol sorry about that count i just wanted 2 play a joke on eho i like 2 see him stressed out its kinda funny sorry everyone its kinda funny being mean
O______________________o vance that wastn funny. go suck ur balls. i hope they taste as good as you say they do.
im serious vance that aint cool.
I dint call you stank immajumpu i called vance when i thought he was strang im so goanna kill, you vance
Wow so much macho talk I think I might just faint.
hey whats that sopossed to mean
Excatly what it says. All this puffing. Vampyrs are all ways confident. We can not be killed so why all this worry about a wolf. They mostly only fight amongst themselves.
Ok?JUST One thing hey Vance go eat shit you bicth
well could I speak to the real strang then I mean we still have negotiations to go over and I think it sould be between clan leaders you know.
its ok vance is a no good dirty troublemaker and he can digest watever u cawl him. hes happygolucky so he takes all hte insults like there nothing.
um...we barely see alpha usually unless we jump or its a full moon so...yeah
How come "alpha" and "immajumpu" are sharing the same computer. Or are they both the same person?
keny, do u hate me so much that u have 2 stalk me?
fine fine ill spit out the truth
were not the same person
me and vance, meh buddy, decided to do something really weird and pretend all this happened ok?
the rest about jumping, gangs, and werewolf stuffs i didnt lie ok?
yeah thanks alot keny luger ill leave this hub now alucard sorry but wasnt that an intersting thing to read?
i hope yall dont hate me and vance, were good kids that grew up in the wrong place
goodbye everyone enjoy ur lives
ok i lied about 2 more things: vance's name is darren and were both 14 not 16. and also i hoped it sounded realistic cuz im writing a book and this is true info from the book so if it gets published, dont say, hey i knew those ppl from this hub.
and you know what keny? you know what it feels like to be publicized like this? it feels like im being gayraped and stripped by you. thank you keny, thanks a lot
Hey don't take it soo personal. It doesn't make sense pretending that you're two people. Do you have a multiple personality disorder?
If you're having fun with the discussion then by all means continue to do so. Do you notice that I don't interfere too much with the discussion? I read every comment though.
And I don't hate anyone here because I don't know anyone on here personally.
Keny you seem like a smart guy what would make you want to kill all vampyrs?
Some of my ancestors were one of two families killed by a vampire in 1132 AD in Lizzano, Italy. My family has been hunting vampires way before you were born.
all i was trying 2 do was to live the story im writing...thats all
That gives you rightful cause to hunt the vampyrs of those clans but not those of others clans that have done no wrong.
And not that long only 344 years I'm almost twice that in age. As I have said be for I have never/would never take a life and yet that alone would not save me from you.
Why?
Haha very funny its cool immajumpu
Keny dont try to kill me please ive never kill any one I had urgus but i didnt
I stumbled across this page as I was looking for information about the differences between how people "used" to think of Vampires and how they are described in the new Twilight saga. I find you all very interesting. Thank you for sharing so much. ;)
my mum and step dad are thinking of making a green semetary at our 175 acer farm green cemetary is when you just dig a whole a plop the dead guy in then berry it , i think thats just asking for vampires , so i need to know how to prevent them from getting too close to my house , any info pleas tell me
who here deals with magic cause i do.
maybe magic will do vams do you thunk it will?
im sorry i wanted to say think not thunk i will go see clash of the gods ill tell you about it.
or was it titans?
I am a vampyr who has the gift of magick. Congouring Casting shapeshifting. It is part of why I'm the light to the darkness
So Keny no answer
I am disgusted with the world, no one knows of honor or living by the sword anymore, so keny and the other hunters out there kill all the other vampires because they disgust me, and kill the humans who they are like me. Im going to rest in my tomb so disgusted with the world. all I can do is hope in a 100 years from now people learn about honor and gods love. Jesus Rules! God Rules! Goodnight
@Eviltrix I'm afraid that I can't change my purpose.
Genocide. Kill them all and let g-d sort them out. Is that it?
hey alucard so ur not mad? sorry about that. darren says sorry 2. maybe i can still go on this hub after all
to Keny dont come kill me I could never bring myself to kill a human
to Immajumpu yah im not mad I was just a little disapionted
to Loner I can use elemental magic to a limmeted extend
to D I teach the way of the sword and honer so you better not be talking to me
allright you guys are right im not a vampire but i would do just about any thing to become one so please one of you get over here to malaysia salagor ttdi villa flora apartment block 146-0-1
and turn me please i would do anything what are are you gounna make me do get down and beg
dissapointed, huh? lol im actually kinda disapointed w/ u alucard. i thought u was vamp. sorry, but dont u feel the way i feel now? lol its ok alucard i aint mad either :D lets be "gayraped by keny" buddies
eviltrix could you please turn me please im begging you thats all I ever wanted please
I'm sorry I can not do that. Conversion is very hard on the body, it requires multipul exchanges and sometimes can result in madness. It is not the same as lycan conversion which only requires one bite Either way we are seperated by land and ocean.
i heard that during full moon season, if u get bitten on the jugular 3 full moon nights in a row, u can turn. am i right?
oh yeah yesterday was the 1st full moon :D sorry, alucard, i think u better wait till next month :(
to Eviltrix owell now that i have nothing to live for ill just wither away and die
If you go to a vampyr fourm I'm sure you'll find someone willing to turn you when you old enough. Turning minors is forbidden
I am Cyrus soldier of Alucard Eviltrix my master gave me a message he said you are a great vampyre that upholds the vampire name and puts honer before anything els my master is dead so I wi speak for him from now on
You guys are sooo funny. What is this? A role-playing game?
oh oh can i play the part of servant number 2 :P
lol great hub
Im telling you the truth I am part of the of a small group that Alucard made to stand up for beliveing in the super naturel world that is all
Apparently not going to sleep, found the love of my life, so Keny and the other hunters leave my kind to me, i will kill them all, oh by the way I was talking to you (Count Alucard) you know nothing of honor and you cant spell it right, WTH is honer, you know nothing of the sword, and if you teach it then you are one of the reasons why my world has changed. p.s. Keny the only ways to kill my kind is to shootem in the head, light on fire(must be greek fire, or my fav. cutting the head off with a sword!
The truth is Dracula isnt dead I am Dracula, I just hope in time I will be able to forgive myself of my sins, now I am going to spend an eternity with my love. Jesus Rules! God Rules!
What are the odds that both Alucard and his assistant Cyrus make the same spelling mistakes?
alucard u copycat :P it doesnt work, you know that? kenys 2 much of a smart arse
and btw like i said be4 immajumpu and alphastrang arnt the same ppl. meh and meh bromance came 2gether and did all that stuffs.
no offense but alucard i think i feel bad 4 ya now
aww comn man are cant a guy have a little fun and Drake you evil son of a bicth I can spell honer how the fuck I want it to
Alright you got me laugh it up you basterds
to Drake I know honer I just hate the school system and if I dont want to spell it correctly I dont have to
who u cawlin a basterd?
All of you
yo D im callin you out
I am the first of the Vampires, and Count Alucard if you really want to be bitten by a Vampire, and become one you have to prove yourself worthy. Here is prove of how my world has change, no one belives by faith anymore they have to see proof, now in the world the only way things get done is by force or the fear of it. Count Alucard whats your real name? Or are you to scared to tell me?
It seems Ive been asleep for 1000 years The way my world has change it brings me 1000 Tears. and Count Alucard you better stop trying to claim my fame or we will fight, you think you can kill me, is so that is amusing, when you cant even spell, once again what the hell is honer and you cant even spell bitch right, its spelled B-I-T-C-H not bicth. WTH is bicth.
ok alucrap go rip up that freaking peace treaty and get out or lay off cussing at ppl u dont even know from the real world, u dig meh?
So Drake. What is your opinon of me? I am 633 years of age and a born vampyre from the family of Lillith. What clan are you from?
To Immajumpu Cant you take a joke im kidding
and Drake im not I told you I can spell how ever i want you son of a bitch
alucard at least try 2 sound sarcastic and less fiery
and also, this isnt a role playin game. im tryin 2 live meh story, thats all
and i hav a question 4 u, keny luger : if ur a pro vamp. hunter, how cum this hub is ways 2 kill them based movies? if ur a hunter, wont u hav enough experience 2 write one w/o using movies as sources? also, u describe them as fascinating. i thought u hated them. why would you call them fascinating?
Because people take things way too serious.
wowee.. umm no efense to anyones belifes but rlly people... umm
1.. keny luger.. why play on people fears.. theese poor people are problly coward in a corner crying with a peices of wood "stake"
2. movies are made in hollywood.. they play on fears and excitment too you no...
3. how come half theese poeple belive this crap.. are you five...
4. wow... i have never seen someone get so into describing somithing... ecspesially a nightmare you had when you were three.
ps.. the other half is on here yelling at eachothrer about spelling.. and role playing.. hello.. this isnt dracula.. or what ever the heck the other vampy things is called.. geeze.... what are oyu four.... :) \
peac and luve
well keny luger i read ur other hubs they were seriouos and proffesional. wny not make this one pro?
btw ;lsf, this aint role playing im livin meh story. the story i wrote on this hub, you dig?
All right I dont think its a role playing game and how can I sound fiery this is plain text.
To Drake my name is Elesh sebastien
To Drake my name is Elesh sebastien so go suck some balls
vampires are sssssooooo real!!! people who say they are not real are vampires!
yah, people who say vampires are real are just CRAZY!! they are not real! a myth is a myth is a myth!!!
O___o u guys are all so adultish can we kids hav a little fun? we aint roleplaying thats 4 babies.
to tell you they is another way to turn into a vampire.you get bite,have vampire blood,get killed,then feed on human blood.
look i've seen all the comments so now u are warning ne not to be dead because i am a vampire u can't track me down bu i can track u so thanks for all the comments i was born in 1956 but i am only 18 years old i was just like u guys i never belived that their were real vampires but i was in vaction like hunting with my friend then we heard a voice in the forest then the guy said ur blood is very sweet he changed ne in to one of him then he told me that i need to drink blood immidetly but i let my friend go away and i found other family hunting and th
vampire, could I ask...what year is it in Ethiopia right now?
Drake you sickfuck go hump a horse
I personally like vampires but I am also a skeptic. If I ever met a vampire I wouldn't wussy out and run or try to kill him/her, I would befriend them and try to get them to turn me. 1 vampire would do such good for the earth given that Earth is immensely overpopulated by humans.
Do not bother replying to my post I won't be revisiting
there is a real way to kill a vampire, to start never use a stak and think your done, that just weakens them enough for the next step, you take out his heart and burn it and put garlic where it was save the ashes! then cut off his head and collect the fluids, then burn the head fluids heart and finaly the body then take all the ashes and put them in a lead container and drop it in the ocean or send it into space, or if you have a catapult you can just send it into space alive, it has nothing different from humans in that respect
Another way to turn it to drink the blood of a vampire
vampires aren't real geeeeez i only used this page for my homework :L
of course they are
oh my this is gettin pointless bye everyone im leavin :) nice meetin yall
Bye Immajumpu
for now
wtf was all those comments about
hi jim
hi jimm
I can say anything rightnow
fat alien monkeys fought darthvader then
they got there butts blown off by godzilla and godzilla was half eaten by orga who was defeated by spiderman and godzilla then said thanks and indiana jones rode of into the sunset
oh my alucard, bored, arent u? if my book comes out, will you read it?
no thats wrong !! this is how its done : How to Kill A Vampire Tools: Wooden Stake,Cellphone and Holy Water Step One THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP: Pray Step 2 : Get A wooden stake Step 3 : Stab The Stake in the hearth So then Can't HEAL Step 4 : Throw Holy Water Step : 5 If u failed Call Van Helsing goodluck
of course ill read your book whats it called and will it be released malaysia
i hope that it even gets published, cuz theres probably a lot of competition cuz im only 14 :( also i hav no idea wat the title is gunna be yet O_____o ill tell u wen i get a good title thats not cheezy
also as immature as i may seem on this hub, i guarantee yall that it doesnt suck :)
btw im not even done yet. im like 20% done :(
its kinda about my life and its partially true
Hey in aboat 10 years I might come looking for you.You know to talk and are you really wolven
in 10 years why? u sound gay O_____o i dont kiss younger ppl of the same gender...fyi
No im not gay hello i cant just ask my perents.Can I go to oaklan.When im 23 im my own man thats why im comin in ten years so the only thing I need is a passport and you havent answerd my question are you wolven!
NO IM NOT GAY but I cant just ask my perents.Can I go to Oakland,Calafornia.When im 23 I dont need permission thats why im comin in ten years so the only thing I need is a passport and you havent answerd my question are you wolven!
Wow Count Alucard/poser gets really upset over something so small like correct grammer, but makes sense since he is 13 years old.. and it seems he has a stuttering problem. I wonder why you humans get offended over something so small, well looks like I know where the poser will be in 10 years... see ya then....Count Alucard..Holy Shit!!! I know who you remind me of Jake from Two and a Half Men!!! Immortality will come to suck to those who are fit for it!
oh by the way thanks for telling me your name now I know where you live.
Count Alucard....you are chinese!!I thought you chinese humans were supposed to be smart
Im not chinese damit im chinese/indian
come get me motherfucker
Im not chinese damit im chinese/indian.
What was I gonna oh ya come get me MOTHERFUCKER
u have a problem w/ asians huh?? well im half chinese and half caucasian got it? no im not wolven it was for the sake of the hub .NO DUH. all the stuff i said was true, however, in terms of meh story ;P
so you are really wolven!
oh yeah make that twenty years im taking up magick
um you got some things wrong lik siver bullets (or any bullets cant kill em
eh? i said im not, alucard
does anyone here play Zelda?
I do
aww man
O_____o wow then wat games do u play? ocarina of time? wind waker? twilight princess? majora's mask? IM GONNA MARRY ZELDA SOMEDAY haha Linkers
I'm looking for fun ideas of what to do a hub on next. Any ideas?
the first three
@Keny Luger: Sorry Mr. Luger that I was being a jerk and a liar and a werewolf. I'm admitting that I'm totally human and I'm not a believer of mythology but okay, I can go with the game. But could you do a hub on The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask, how it is innapropriate for children under 13? I know it's random but its just an idea.
@Alucard: The Legend of Zelda has the worst map, The Adventure of Link is unfair and way too hard, Link's Awakening is okay... :P
It's ok immajumpu. I just want my hub guests to enjoy themselves though discussion.
I'll consider writing a hub on the Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask and it's inappropriateness for children under 13.
I'll take a few more ideas first before I decide what to write. If you have additional ideas please add them and if anyone else has an idea for a hub please let me know and I'll write it.
Thanks.
I HATE VAMPIRES
Um you do now the third one is link to the past right?
@keny: yeah i cant wait here are some points
-the mask cutscenes are too scary cuz he screams w/ a scary face
-the moon is 2 scary (omg nightmares when i was small )
-the redeads are too scary O______o
-the storyline is too dark and sad
-the game is 2 hard 4 unexperienced gamers cuz of the 72 minute time limit
@alucard: oh ops well i meant link 2 the past i like how link has purple hair XD just the intro is 2 long. dangit im a nintendude how did i get that wrong D: also the dude w. the really long name like shadaeadheahhdhadhaea is annoying :( phantom hourglas's temple of the ocean king is annoying D: the 3D games are ftw!
vampirism isnt a gift it is a curse dont ever even ask to become one
@D humans are very ignorant I have actually had a human try to kill but they had a very interesting experience
hey at least humans think that this is true not that I need safety!
A werewolf moved into a house two blocks away, any advice? My clan is getting on my back he is really far into our territory.
To sami you asshole it aint a cures it my dream to turn into one of the creatures of the knight
I agree with sami. It is a curse.
oh my lets have a debate
lincoln-douglas debate format
geez get over your differences and play the neutral side like i do
wtf no
@vampire do you know magic? if you do use magic dude thats the way i do it.
wow you people who think vampires are real are pathetic, I could beat every single one of you I am a NAVY SEAL! Ooh Yah!! If it don't suck we dont do it. growup kids and get a job
I'm a new in the art of magic and so far I'm learning the useless stuff like how to create a mist or create a electric current.
@vampire use dark magic
O_____________________________o
geez dont u hate it when some random dude just comes 2 this hub just 2 yell at us kiddos and act like there some educated businessman? well, thats not a very mature 2 do, fyi
btw u dont just brag that ur an adult w/ a job. act like one if u wanna be convincing, like Keny Luger
I got it narrowed down to three weapons a sword, a Pipe, or a silver bullet. Which one do you recommend? I need to get rid of him ASAP I got two days at the most.
use the sword then break his head siver bullets really aren't really useful.
You guys are quite irritating ya know. Why cant you leave vamps alone? They havent done anything to you yet.
OH! But let me warn you, they will if you dont stop iintimidating them and dont leave them alone.
YA HERE THAT KENY LUGER!!!!!!!!
Oh Kenny,my anger is behind me so if you dont mind
could you awenser a question for me? Why do you dislike vamps so much? Not all of them are bad. Besides for some of you that want to be vampire hunters,I dont think you should decide to do that so soon. Try to meet one, but BE CAREFUL!
It IS dangerous. Dont make them mad and dont bleed.
sorry i spelled ur name wrong Keny. Im in a hurry.
also like vamps don't hurt the good weres.
wow this is a heated conversation guess i havent been here in a while
The bullet was really use full the werewolf started to run away I shot him in the head and then he collapsed but then i heard police sirens so I had to get away quick. luckily they didn't find me. Stupid mortals don't understand our affairs.
sorry alucard im busy studying 4 finals or im on facebook all the time or im playing video games
Hey this is a pretty interesting comment conversation. Ive actually had a couple of laughs with some and thought of things with other comments. Unfortunately there are alot of misleading information about vampires out there. I have a feeling that anyone would die from being shot or stabbed with a stake etc... A garlic would just make anyone cry... or is that an onion..? Whatever my point is, there isnt really a way to tell a vampire from an average person. Its not like we walk around with a giant arrow pointing at us saying :I am a vampire blablablahh. Pretty much we try to fit in and look as normal as the next guy... Plus dont you think movies and stuff are a little unreliable? Try getting facts from someone who is real. (Not trying to make anyone mad... just posting a comment here :))
Allenisthesex@hotmail.com
No worries... I love mail and getting to know people!
yo immajumpu you have facebook add me eleshsebastien
alucard GET ON FACEBOOK MORE
Hi Count Alucard, I do remember this hub now, but it had been so long ago that I read it that I had forgotten all about it.
Also Hi Keny, I remember when you wrote this back in the days when Goldentoad was still amongst us. I enjoyed reading it all over again.
Hi misty how are you doing
hey alucard heres the problem: i wanna chat w/ u but ur never on when im on cuz ur on the other side of the world which means i have 2 get on during midnight D:
also, reply 2 meh post asap
you can only kill a Vampire by taken its head off
hey all you people that don't beleave in vampires stay off this site this site is for belevers so lay of
hey is there any other way to tell if someone is a vampire?
u pathetic humans last time i checked every one was here and nobody was dead, nobody can kill a true vampire.
Dear Iam the real vampire hey u pathetic vampire if your realy a vampire prove it send me a pic of u in your true form and i bet u can't because u aren't o and let me try to kill u i bet u would die vampire or not see ya u loser
O____o wow
hello alucard sorry did my post scare you sorry come back to this hub D: im bored
hey immajumpu do u know I am the real vampire?
eh why are you targeting meh and no O____o
sorry
Uh a few friends are having a pool party. As you know I can't go near water since I am a vampire what should I tell them?
you know ive been in singapore for a while sorry
oh my god! hello, vampires are not real. there are some people who drink blood (thats totally wrong and disgusting btw) but vampires are just fictional! i went on this site to get some info for my book, but then i saw what you people think. i mean, you "vampires" aren't fooling me and shouldn't fool no one else. any sane person should know that vampires are totally not real. don't kill a human because you think theyre a vampire. your going to get locked up!
what idiot told you vampires can go near water
wtf most of this is totally wrong. Vampires can only be hurt with wood or fire. And 4 your kind info they can roll around in garlic like crazy as long as they don't mind smelling bad. and the silver is used 4 werewolves not vampires. and they are nothing like in the movies. they can shapeshift yes but not neccesirly bats and they have beds of their own. and they caN roam in day light freely. So get your facts straight before giving others messed up facts,
wow, two years old and people are still posting in it.
Not only that but two years later there are people still getting all wrapped up in what's "true" about Vampires and what isn't. There have been vampire-like myths worldwide waaaaay longer than any of us can remember, so take a chill pill.
According to some traditions, if you spill a bunch of seeds everywhere Vampires'll stop and count them, giving you time to get away. Expansions upon this idea claim that if you drop enough seeds the vampire'll stay counting until sunrise and, ergo, be dispatched.
Apparently vamps have OCD
hey alucard did u try chewing gum there
go on facebook more 2 read my story its all there
you know face books goten old not useing it any more
aw cmon its still fun just read meh story
cmon alucard i even sent it 2 you D: just go on fb for 40 min.
dang i was away for awhile but im back
the doom is close dear ones
@creth kapes: shut the hell up who are you punk vampyre or a were? or some hell human i can blow your ass up to the moon
dude loner the "ur ass to the moon" stuff is SO alucards line geez
CAN WE GWT BACK ON THE SUBJECT OF VAMPIRES
allright but then im done and im with hi
HI said
CAN WE GWT BACK ON THE SUBJECT OF VAMPIRES
so right
@ immajumpu ................:/ hell
crap crap crap crap crap
YAY! vampires are back! keny, thx sooo much i really needed this for my book! btw, my fav vampire book is vampirate!
hell great
FUCK YOU LONER
GO TO HELL LONER
i am a werewolf and i kill 2 vmpire last week but they dont die and they run in the woods but my brother hunt an kill them where i can find argint bullet because in my citi i cant find refiny argint
I thought vampires and werewolves where friends now
no "vampires" and "werewolves" (like u and meh)
but not vampires and werewolves that wont likely happen
Um whats the diffrents
Alucard you need to know I don't give a damn what you want to say SO YOU GO TO HELL
Oh what im evil for trying to defend my friend and another thing that is my line
fck you
since were both not real vamps and weres we can be freinds cuz were uh...humans, right?
but im sayin real ones cant really be cuz of the rivalry 4 human blood and stuff
survival of the fittest
Alucard back at you i'm a real were
Alucard back at you i'm a real were
well I kill evil werewolfs ill punch you so hard the gravedigger will feel it you fcking piece of garbitch
wait dont punch werewolves they'll bite ur hand off
first stun them w/ a wolfsbane tranq its poisonous and it hurts so yeah
then shoot a silver bullet at it or stab it w/ a silver dagger
the end D:
why am i tellin u this im a "werewolf"
no see go for a sneek attack i got it all under control
uh..okay make sure the alpha dont see you :P
hey alucard doesn't Keny remind u of Ken? cuz they're both hunters and stuff
Immajumpu and Count Alucard, heads up you guys no nothing about werewolves of vampires. I have been reading your comments and what the h***! None of the things on this website-or any others-have any useful information on them. First of all, Vampires are just really fast humans with anger issues and that happen to like the taste of blood. Second, Werewolves arent what you think they are. They are just humans (that dont turn into a wolf by the way) that love to eat and are strong. Although, they do have anger issues too. Where are you guys getting your information?! Believe me, the info I just typed is the scary truth. STOP HARRASING MYTHICAL CREATERS!!!!!!
@vampire: we believe what we wanna believe. if you dont agree with us, so what? why do u care? the cool thing about vamps and weres is that you can believe anything you want because no one knows for sure what they are like. what good does yelling at us like were widdle kids do?
btw based on ur name, ur a really fast human with anger issues (we can all tell)
immajumpu, you are right. about the first part anyway. the last part is just because i am actually writing a vampire book and it was the topic of my mind.
No hard feelings dude. im not telling you what you have to believe. only what you should.
btw:I CARE because i have close relationships with vamps.and because (I DO have anger issues when you harass vamps)
hey immajumpu, i changed my name to freek some a** has the same name.
WHERES KENY!!!!!!!!!!
HES THE MOST INTRIGUING GUY IN THIS PLACE!
Keny really should be here more often. He hasnt been in like a month. I think hes getting too involved in his google thing. I read it and it is the most professional thing i have seen in years. I personly think it is kinda weird for a guy to create a weird vampire site and a professional google scam one too.
@ vampire like immapaju said dont care what we say
dude ive done my research so shut the fuck up
Ill think about it. Have you even ever seen or met a vamp or werewolf?
@freek: ur right kenys other hubs are real professional i was wondering about that too
I know right. I think he might have a multiple personality disorder. (laughs)
when i met my boyfriend he had pale skin and alwayse ran off!then one day when we were at a little "picnic" he ran ino the woods and brought back this other guy.then they both brought me to a camp site down by the river.the only thing that was there was a rabbit.i looked into his eyes and his eyes were black.he ran to it and took it into the trees.when he came back his bottom lip was red,my boyfriend went crazy,not even i could calm him.so the other guy pushed him on the ground and pinned him down.my boyfriend was pushing and pulling and just fighting to get out.his eyes were red now.he finnally calmed down,he was weak because of the pulling he did.a big black bear came after me and the other guy,the other guy held me tight and when the bear came within a 3 foot raidus from me he pushed the heavy bear down and almost killed him then my boyfriend went and took a bite of the bear and lapped up the blood.the other guy took the bear into the woods and he was never seen by us again!what should i do dump him and let him kill me later or just keep on with the relationship.please help some one who REALLY knows about this problem.i dont want your advice if your just going to try and get me killed before 30!im only 28 years old please help me!!!!
just do what bella(-rolls eyes-) did or something
hes nice and everything,everything a girl can want!i dont think im ready for the truth though:i dont think i can handle it,but ever since i got together with him it seems like all my troubles just faded away!
if you love him thats what counts. it dont matter if he aint human. if you love him for who he is, stay w/ him
yea your right i do strongly love him i think this might work.hey i was wanting to tell you im not really a twilight fan,i think most stuff in that movie is compleatly wrong!
yea you should listen to immajumpu. if you really love him you should stay with him. btw whats his name?
hey all of you stupid asses you know everyone can read this even HUMANS! i thought you wernt supposed to reveal your real name or too much of your sceret to humans!! not EVERYONE who is on this site is a VAMPIRE or a WAREWOLF!!! i just thought you should know.
@concerned: its okay im not a twilight fan either bella just makes me mad and when my girl friends(i mean friends that are girls) talk on and on about jacob and stuff it gives me a headache
@someone: hello a lotta ppl here are humans and if you actually take some time 2 read our comments instead of yell at us maybe you'll regret that post
i know! me personlly i think they both are ugly! im not saying all vampires are ugly cause i met some pretty hot ones who got mad and tried to kill each other over me! hes the most decent one i met so far. i just dont want to find out if hes one who kills other vampires because me!
@ mistress:his name is stephen
can vampires make babys? i met slayer that said they can then i met a hunter who said they cant. who is right?
(the hunter died from tring to kill a vampire)
hey immajumpu I wander what happend to Eviltrix
ps do you like 90,s video games
@curios no they cant
@concerned i agree with the other immajump on both accounts all I hear at school is edward this and bella that
so ya iff you love him then it will work out
i figured that. hey thanks for all your advice. i didnt know what to do. thanks yall arnt like most of the other vampires i met.
hey dose anybody know anything about the devil?
@concerned: thats cuz im a "werewolf". also if hes killing others for you i think thats normal i mean animals fight each other for dominance and in other mythology things people fight their siblings for dominance and all. it means ur really important to him dont get upset
ehh the devil lives in hell hes also ugly
@alucard: yeah ikr she just dissappeared after i admitted i was being two ppl maybe shes mad at meh?
i love N64 games esp ocarina of time, majoras mask, and ssb64
also then if vamps cant have babies how do they reproduce then?
Im a supre nintendo man my self
THEY reproduce by turning duh
(sigh)What id do to be a Vampire
Hey concerned can you ask your boyfriend two turn me id be ever so happy
and the devil is pure evil the essence of evil itself
and if you think Vampires and Werewolfs are creations of the devil you got another thing coming
my sister got a message from something from hell saying the dead is rising and only a certen amount of people will live.
@alucard: im a nintendude (you can tell from my facebook name)
that way can have kids older than you? thats kinda wrong
@concerned: are u christian? if ur christian and love God like he has loved all of us, you will be saved
also i have nintendinitis in my knuckles and cramps between my thumbs and index fingers
gameboys have the worst design of D-pads ever so my thumbs are messed up too
sorry im off topic again
oh thats fine. i do that alot too! but im a verry strong beliver in god,so is she but thats the only time she saw that "thing". one day when we went swimming she got out of the pool and she said her whole body felt like fire then she was yelling and screaming. when she was done she said she saw thousands of dead people crawling out of the pool.
yikes go to a doctor or priest or get some help or talk to your boyfriend maybe he knows?
concerned my edvice is to pray with a cross
you and your sister should go to church get baptized
just something I noticed..in the Lost Boys, killing the head vamp isn't necessary to kill the rest of the clan. killing the head vamp is only necessary to return all halflings (who've drunk the head's blood) to normal.
Hey EHO have you watched the nighmare on elmstreet the original
no sorry i havent my older sister wont let me rent it. is it good?
have you watched lovely bones? i guess it was okay
No I havent seen lovely bones but I have the full colection of nightmare on elmstreet movies except that new remake and freddy vs jason
wow then...have you seen juon?
seen juon?
Roar I'm a DINOSAUR
@alucard: no ju-on is a movie
btw on facebook theres this annoying kid who keeps commenting on my wall post i think hes ur friend but hes really annoying hes like "wat kinda name is eho"
wtf
okay sorry ill leave him alone
Yeah hes germen so I dont think he'll know the name Eho
okay hes a little kid anyways so yeah i think we should stay on topic ppl (and vamps and weres) might get annoyed
good point
not sure i believe in the werewolf thing as much i think most vampires can fight them
no?
Hey bloodclot ! ya never met a Rastaman..me a dun slew ya ready. ya heathens a come ..and me a slew all ya ..Rastaman a say so..bloodclot...me a stand next fi ya an ya still dont see i...ha ha ha ha hya ha...me hav a Jah powa...ya see...seen?
Vampire is like a lickle insect..ya squash it like insect...me here there everywhere ...and gone man...me a ina penn man..next to bloodclot pire here..him dont see i...him say what is dat? me a make funny noise...him scare..him no vampire...him a joke ting man...him fraid a him own shada...dont fear of these bloodclot parasite..dem a fraud man...me a slew dem ready..man...chu...lickie pussy man...
me a study from indian....how to go round..and dont leave de house...me go round to pires house...him a scared likcle man..him na big bad vampire...him fraddie cat...Rastaman. a sit pon him chair...and he dont see i...ha ha ha ha ha him tink me fly...buzzz buzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzz. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa a heeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeee
Yo who are you calling a bloodclot
@donut123: if you want ppl 2 listen 2 what you have 2 laugh about why dont you make it so everyone can understand it maybe we'll get 2 experience what made you so high, dont u think?
is it me or dose the twilight thing at the bottem piss every one off and count alucard did u know that most ever comment is your do u hav a lif or not
@ reeper: HA! HA! ur right. Twilight crap is sooooo stupid.
yeah i kinda have 2 agree twilight in general pisses me off esp. all the fangirls and stuff
yeah, its like every girl in tha frikin world is in love with Jacob and Edward. Dumbasses. Twilight fans are the people that think they know everything about vamps and wrewolves and that pisses me off.
Okay, i admit, i hate twilight but man! why is everyone soooo obsessed with Taylor Lautner? He isnt even good looking. If i was a twilight fan id be team Edward.
(forgetting my better judgement)
...hey dont call girls dumbasses if you want a girlfriend theyre not dumb just soemtimes a little overly romantic
im goin w/ lautner only cuz hes a werewolf and yeah...but sometimes he makes me jealous esp. when im dating a lautner lover D:
Reeper of you want a fight you got one I told glock my adress last year so look it up bitch or do you want to call your mama
ALL OF YOU ARE DISGIUSTING GETTING IDEAS HOW TO KILL A VAMPIRE FROM BOOKS AND MOVIES ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE UNDERWORLD YOU'LL SEE THE 7 PRINCES OF HELL AND THEY WILL MAKE SURE TO BE VERY HARAH TO THOSE WHO THINK THERE VAMPIRE SLAYERS SAY HI TO BEEZLBUB FOR ME AND TELL LUCIFER THAT I HATE CUPCAKES
i hope you all jump off a cliff in insanity for thinkin your all bad and and you can kill vampires you can only kill them through the heart with a steak or choping the head or burning them and it don't matter what happens to the ashes the ashes are ashes just that they cant posses anything AHHH IDIOT
ive heard of these things called vampire demons vampdemona they cant be killed like regular vamps their skin is supposed to be super strong so steaking them would be like driving a wood stick through a metal pipe and they are pure vampire and pure demon they are evil
let me just say your ALL INSANE vampires are way stronger then you
geez, alucard, isn't it kinda annoying when some vamp or human just randomly finds this hub and starts yellin at everyone like theyre so cool?
hahah yeah ur real funny immajumpa i thought you would be much cooler then ya seem but after all your just a random loser im no human or vamp i am the great demon BAEL one of the most powerful demons your little vangs do nothing to my 60 legions of demons same goes to you count aculard
AND immajumpa i was giving advice not yelling AND BECAUE OF THAT ME AND MY LEGIONS OF DEMONS ARE GONNA HAUNT YO ASS PREPARE FOR ALL HELL TO RAIN DOWN AND SEE THE WRAITH OF BAEL ONE OF THE SEVEN PRINCES OF HELL I GO BY MANY NAMES TO SO PREPARE IMMAJUMPA AND COUNT ACULARD YOU TWO DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST SOME REAL EVIL BAEL YOU SHALL SUFER IMMAJUMPA YOUR PROBABLY SOME LOSER IN HIS MOM'S BASMENT THINKIN IM A VAMPIRE LIKE THAT GAY MPOVIE TWILIGHT OH IM SO KEWL I CAN GET STAKED AND DIE HAHAHA YOU JUST WAIT IMMAJUMPU FOR MY WRAITH TO RAIN DOWN MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH LIKE MY EVIL LAUGH I THINK ITS KEWL THATS WHAT A VIKING SAID TO ME A WHILE BAK BEFORE YOU GOT FANGED US DEMONS LIVE A LOT LONGET THEN VAMPS YOU CANT STOP US
BY THE WAY IMMAJUMPU SUCKS SOME MAJOR HORSE BALLS BAEL WAS HERE AND NEXT TIME ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND AZAAEL IN HEBREW THAT MEANS RUGGED POWER OR GOD ONE OF THE TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS OF HELL ALSO A PRINCE OF HELL ALUCARD AND IMMAJUMPA PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRAITH OF HELL OF LEGIONS OF DEMONS YOU CANT STOP US NOW
FIST WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE ILL HAVE WIND DEMONS ATTACK AND THEN IN SHOWERS AND BATH TUBS AND SINKS ILL HAVE WATER DEMONS COME IN THOSE ARE VERY AGGRESIVE THEN ILL HAVE YOU CURLED UP IN A CORNER AND THEN ILL MESS WITH YOU MIND WITH SOME MENTAL DEMONS GIVE YOU BALMINESS MAKE YOU MAN ANOREXIC THEN IN HAVE THREE LEGIONS OF DEMONS POSSES YOU AND YOU SHALL REGRET IN SAME FOR YOU COUNT ALUCARD AURE YOU BOTH TALK BIG BUT UNLIKE ME YOU HAVE NO REAL POWER I HAVE ALL HELL FOR MY POWER SOURCE HOW BOUT YOU
AND LAST THING TILL TOMMOROW AT 8 O CLOCK IF I CAN GO ON THESE MODEREN DAY MACHINES SO WEIRS COMPUTERS I AM VERY COOL SO SUCK IT IMMAJUMPU
AND I WAS WARNING YOU GUYS BECAUSE IN EXACTLY 6 MONTHS 3 DAYS 5 HOURS AND RIGHT NOW 8 MINUTES ALL VAMPIRES SHALL BE ALL SUPER POWERFUL IF MY PLAN WITH THE OTHER 5 PRINCES OF HELL WORKS AND WE BREAK OUT SATAN BEOFRE I HATED ALL OF YOU NOW I JUST WANT TO HATE IMMAJUPU AND COUNT ALUCARD AND BY THE WAY I MET DRACULA I KICKED HIS ASS I KAN TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU TWO ON YOU IDOTIC IGNORANT STUPID GAY BASTARD FAGS
wtf?? suck it?? gay?? horse balls??
first of all im not a vampire i hate twilight
second you spelled my screen name wrong 1 mill times
also alucard didnt say anything against you
HORSES DONT HAVE BALLS
so ur point is you think ur whole "super moomoo cow demon league" should take on just the two of us? cant you take us on face 2 face BY URSELF and DEMONS DONT WARN PPL BEFORE THEY ATTACK THEM thats totally counterproductive
how old are you? TEN?
btw you said 7 princes of hell then you said "me and the 5 other princes of hell" smart arse
MORE LIKE TENMILLON YEARS OLD AND I AM BAEL SATAN IS ONE OF THE 7 PRINCES OF HELL AND HES TRAPPED IN HEL HE CANT BE UP HERE TO HELP YOU IDIOT AND IF HORESES DONT HAVE BALLS HOW DO THEY REPRODUCE YOU DUMB A$$ AND I CAN TAKE YOU BOTH ON I AM BAEL ONE OF THE 7 PRINCE3S YOU KNOW WHY THERES ONLY 7 BECAUSE WE EACH CONTROL ONE OF THE 7 DEADLY SINS I CONTROL SLOTHNESS I CAN MAKE YOU SO LAZY YOUD JUST SLEEP AND ID MESS WITH YOUR DREAMS ALSO HUMAN US DEMONS YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT US SO DON'T MESS WITH DARK FORCES YOU DON'T KNOW AND IM WARNING YOU TO STRIKE FEAR INTO YOUR HEARTS SO WHEN YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES MY PURE BLACK EYES THEY'LL BE PURE FEAR AND YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR NAME MALE I AM A DEMON ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DEMONS OF ALL TIME I CAN MAKE YOUR LIVE A LIVING HELL SLOTHNESS IS A LOT MORE DANGEROUS THEN YOU THINK I CAN MAKE YOU BE SO HUNGRY AND LAZY YOU EAT YOU WIFE OH WAIT YOU DON'T GOT A WIFE JUST YOU MOM THAT YOU GET IN BED WITH EVERY NIGHT HAHAH HOW OLD ARE YOU???4???IM A MUCH GREATER FORCE THEN ANY THING YOU CAN GET A HOLD OF I COULD MAKE YOU SLEEP FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE OR EAT THOSE LAYS FOR THE REST THAT WOULD BE A LONG TIME SINCE YOU ONLY FOUR AND COUNTERPRODUCTVE NO FORCE ON EARTH CAN STOP THE SEVEN PRINCES SO WE COULD DO WHATEVER ASTAROTH NOT A PRINCE BUT VERY POWERFUL HAS ALREARDY WARNED A WHOLE CITY ASMODEUAS HAS WARNED A AND ALUCARD ARE GAY LOVERS AND IF YOU TAKE DOWN ONE YOU JUST GOTTA TAKE DOWN ALUCARD AND YOUR MOM CUZ YOU GUYS BANG EACH OTHER I AM BAEL YOU MORTAL FOOL
AND I DONT HAVE A MOOOMOO LEGIOIN DEMON LEGION I HAVE A DEMON LEGION AND IF UR REFFERING TO AZAEL THE GOAT DEMON HE GETS VERY AFFENDED WHEN YOU CALL HIM A COW DEMON NOT A GOAT DEMON AND I HAVE LEGOINS OF DEMONS I CONTROL ABYY KNIGHTS LEGIONS THE STRONGEST TYPE OF LEGIONS YOU DONT CONTROL A SINGLE DEMON I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A GOD WITHIN ME YOU BARELY HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A BABY SEAL YOU FOOL
immajumpu DON'T MESS WITH DARK FORCES MUCH STRONGER THEN YOU AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL THEM SO JUST SUBMIT ID TAKE YOU ON MYSELF IF YOU WANT I GOT THE PERFECT PLACE IDDIOT
Yo johnny bring your 60 leigons of demon on cause when you mess with immajumpu you mess with me
BY THE WAY I CANT BE KILLED WHY DO YOU THINK IVE LIVED SO LONG ALSO MY ABILITY TO CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE TO POSSES OTHER PEOPLE AND MY AWESOME FIGHT SKILLS IMMAJUMPU UNLESS YOU WANT ONE OF THE MOSTY POWERFUL DEMONS OF ALL TIME TO KILL YOU ID SUBMIT BY SAYING IM A GAY AAND I HAVE NO WIFE ONLY MY MOM AND ALUCARD HELL AND I BANG MY MOM I AND I LOVE SUCKING COCK AND IM IN LOVE WITH MOLESTING GORILLAS THEN I WOULD FORGET THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN AND MAKE YOUR DEATH QIUCK AND SIMPLE INSTEAD OF LONG AND PAINFUL
by the way this next phrase is in latin dumb ass immajumpu
MEI ABBAS ABBATIS ANIMUS TOLLO SUSTULI SUBLATUM DENIQUE
FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS
YO IMMAJUMPU JOHNNY POT SMOKER IS MY FAKE NAME CALL ME BAAL MY FIST GIVEN NAME AND 60 LEGIONS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN AN ENTIRE ARMY YOU DUMBASS ID LOVE TO MESS WITH YOU
AND OOPS I MEANT ALUCARD ID LOVE TO MESS WITH YOU ALUCARD AND IMMAJUMPU 60 LEGOINS AND A PRINCE VERSUS TWO INSIGNIFIACANT LITTLE BEINGS ITS AN UNEVEN BATTLE BUT ITS FAIR TO ME DUMBASSES
WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME IF THEIRS GONNA BE TWO OF YOU ID GET TO BRING MY LEGIONS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW POWERFUL THAT IS I COULD TAKE DOW THIS ENTIRE CONTINENT YOU TWO IDIOITS UNLESS YOU TWO HAVE BOTH THE STENGTH OF BARBOTAS AND HIS FOUR KINGS THEN YOU SCREWED HHAHAHAAH BEYOTCHES
sloth not slothness wtf
who are you kidding are you serious you want me to say all those things ur a coward. you lose your temper hiding behind a screen. you cant even spell. your bragging your ass off that you're some all powerful god-like being. what the hell is your problem? if you are like what you said you wouldn't be wasting your time screamin at "gay four year olds" actually its pretty darn funny watchin you get all pissed off and all ur threats are pathetic. and of course i have no wife im only a "gay 4 year old widdle baby who sucks his thumb"
"MY FATHER FATHER COURAGE To lift up AT LAST" thats what you said. try something like this next time: tu es une chienne et tu es bete tu aimes l'intercourse avec ta mere.(learned that in school) useful piece of advice
oh your a real class act man by the way im not gettin pissed i just think it would be cooler if i got written in all capitals idiot and it would apper you have submittied and im no coward i would gladly meet you some where i am baal the real unholy beast baal the sloth controler and im no god demons are no god were just that demons im a prince with the power of a god get it rite foo and i think its funny that you laughing at me for no reason thinking im mad peasant i cant get mad from such little words your probably some loser in your moms basement how you must be the 40 year old virgin in their mom's basement and id be careful shotting your mouth off like that next time i could send demons to come out of screen did the same to this one guy he pooed his pants the second he died thta would be funny if it happen to you and i acceidenytly put father twice havent written latin in awhile and im afriad you got the tranlasation wrong your going by modern day latin i go by the original latin the first before everything was changed i said MY FATHER WILL RAISE AGAIN what a modern human hahha boy look at you gettin all defense watch as i rip and kill at will tour of power thats all you humans do i speak all languages let me say somethin you wont know
moj otac ce porasti i pravilo nad svim
thats in croation little more modern for you modern human by the way i have no human father hes the most powerful one of them all ill bet you can guess who he is and im no god just one of the seven proinces with the power of a god you know who geryan is hes the great centar beast that guards the gates of hell i hear he can also invade dreams just to let you know if you dont want things a little more face to face idiot by the way idiot means the same thing in multiple languages so imagine that in at least 5 different languages i know agares one of my felow demons hes a duke of hell he controls 36 legions of demons he can teach and know any language he thought me himself by the way would you like to hear how i really look instead of possesing this human form and i spelled those words wrong on purpose what do humans call it bein gansta you wouldnt know your in your mother's basement all the time im watching you i can turn invisible i can also teach others in case i stop watching other invisible demons will watch you
and by the way to answer your problem what the hell is your problem you your my problem i was just puting in a little input and you come over here riuning my rep as the prince of inquisty one of my many names if naything your the one with the problem so you staerted it now im going to beat you down and show all of my demon friends human
zbogom za sada
by the way i didnt use scholl i was taught by an unholy being i guess teaching does help you just got served id face you your the one hiding in behind a screen getting pissed off heres the place hamburg germany in the largest cemetary in the world where i have full strength where im surronded by dead by the unholy it enrages me kinda like the way astaroth is super only in august or we could meet somewhere you want oh wait i gave it thought hamburg germany 12 o clock sharp if you dont go next monday then ill know your just some fake i could just teleport there Gaap would do it for me thats one of the seven princes many names belphagor oh wait thats me yeah ill teleport there midnight hamburg germany the fight shall be short mortal fool
and im already winning your just a human im a prince of hell with the powers of a god mortal human fool by the way again thats me getting mad thats me succseding in getting you mad in the streets now a days what do they call that getting burned well whatever it is your getting creamed and burned im a prince youve tried to tell me off but oh look at that your losing and wont go into submission just say something simple somethin in greek how bout
i ttapaitnbei
just say it and ill forgive you and that gaylord count aculard thats probably his male stripper name
so interesting facts :)
Ooh im so scared
Ooh im so scared
yeah you better alucard AND THAT COOL GUY DARING YOU ARE AWESOME YOU KEEP ON KEEEPIN ON DARING KEWL GUY NOT LIKE count alucard and immajumpu
YEAH daring you rule see why cant uou guys be kewl like that guy alucard imma be honest i think your a gay male stipper i think youi ND IMMAjumpu you are husbands and that coming from a millon year old demon that means something BAAL RULES count alucard and immajumpu are so gay
im calling you out immajumpu and count alucard this place aint big enough for two big dogs and im the biggest so you automaticly lose baal's the new captin guy thing person i dont care how it works but it would please me if i won something against you so you guys could know me calling you a gay loser is TRUE name the game place even though i already said it HAMBURG GERMANY IN THE CEMETARY MIDNIGHT NEXT SATURDAY YOU TWO AGAINST ME IN ANY GAME
yeah by the way just out of curisoty immajumpu how many languages you speak i speak all know to existence even some alien languages some aliens sometimes come by and since were the strongest the face st us but lost and learned some of their languages together that 452 languages and still learning
Mr. knowitall bloodclot potsmokin bloodclt chumpy chi chi boy....batty boy gay boy...i see u...u nah see i....bloodclot...i man come ..ina ya yard now...bloodclot..me a see ya now...i in front of ya. peek a boo...bloodclot. ya nah a german...ya nah in germany... ya are a germ jah a come and ready slew ya demons...me nah sweat ya man.
ya lickle batty weak heart make up duppy...me nah hafi lif a finga...
oh would you look at the it looks like that fag retard donut wants some of this too FIRST OF ALL ill take you all on your looking at a demon with the might of a god with the souls of dammed ok donut123 why dont you go bak to liking your donut hole i cant even understand the way you takl it sounds like your some retard because your mon kept gettin wasted and now look your a retars or your dad was molesting you too hard and he knoucked a brain cell but yoi want some too donut hole bring it im a prince of hell and smokin pot is hard core all demons do it for you what are you a reted gay fag bastard redneck gangta that licks his donut hole whil countin to three and made it his hub name MAN YOUR STUPID i thought i met stupid ppl ive been alive longer then almost anythin in all of existence ya retard and slaye me im a prince of hell i cant be killed by you puting a little holy water and reading the bible in inivinsible you 7your probably a human or so gAYlord vamp or werewolf either way you play with your junk everyday suckin it thinkin one day ill get some one good like ricky martin you donut hole suckin fag bastard manboobs suckin piece of dog crap how big is your brain or do you have one or do you keep it in a pickle jar along with your nuts you wont have to lift your finger because the first thing ill do is rip off your fingers and shove down your mouth so you wont have to lift it what are you gonna do rub your gayness on me im straight ill kick whatever remainders you have left of your micro nuts your i DIDNT UNDERDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME OR ARE YOU RETARDED do you hear the wORD THART ARE COMING OUT OF MY BLOG BY THE WAY MY PAL ASMODEUS IS GONNA START BLOGIN WITH ME HE CONTROLS THE SIN LUST thats very dangerous lust leads to jealous death murder he can make you insane for count alucard if you already aren't alucard loves you back too along with immajumpu there both fags like YOU
i speak 3 languages and im going 2 bore you 2death you have affected me 2/ ur slothness flowerpower im going 2 sleep im not gay i have bromances but im not gay u cant change anything w/ ur words you cant win in life w/ only hatred burning in ur skull you dont have many friends do you? and i wont look 4 ur answer think about it what have you done w/ ur life btw why are u wastin time on this hub anyways. also you wont get 2 laugh in my face cuz you think you won an argument in which u yelled pointlessly i have a choice u know i wont allow u 2 get that satisfaction
well well it looks like immajumpu is an ok human i do apologize for those things i said to you man but ya know demons rite demonic beings i do have many friends all over time and space im baal i was seriuous im sorry id didnt come here lokin for a fight man i respect that a man with a sense of when enugh is enough you know what my brother asmodeus hes the controller of lust i think youd like him ill tell him to post a blog or somethin hes another princ i myself have done man things with my live conquered a few civilizations made a few deals now i own some souls of that another thin i make deals for your soul if you still have yours right now im thinkin of possesing someone either really old or really young yousaid you were a human thats kewl i respect very little humans you should meet my brothers just dont get to nice to satan another prince hed either take your sould your kill ya but lucifer asmodeus are ok
...well...okay then i forgive you..i guess? so...since ur okay with me now, you gotta respect alucard too, you dig?
yeah i dig and all your other little friends too whats his name donut123 yeah hes a little strange bu yeah you have my demonic word a word from the prince of hell very trustworthy
i think that this is helpful but what you really need to do is find a vampire yourself they do exist ive seen a few myself and it looks like my friend baal over there already hit this website why he even want me here huh brothers ya know
ok i except
look at thAT MY FELLOW DEMON PRINince is befriending humans i dont even know baal whats going on here this is asmodeus
whats there name alucard and immajumpu huh i think i met a man like them and punched em probalby different ones
A simple turn-undead ability from a lvl 30 paladin will end all our problems.
"I roll a 20!!!"
@lust maker: huh??
yeah this could be really helpful in the future what do yuo guys think are vampires real
hey immajumpu
look all johnny pot smoker's comments and lust makers comments wont appear i think its that kenny luger must not like demons or princes either way he needs some help
i need you immajumpu you to help me talk to this kenny luger this is one of my humans i possed its me baal either him or another demon
hey immajumpu you i need you to e mail him saying baal needs to talk to you on the blog and then ill take it from there
only a weak Human will hear you out bloodclot...i am unlike dem. i know how to spaek to a blood clot...ya see how much you a pen...Jah already slew all demons...when the fire comes you will be with dem ina de fire....i not fraid of bloodclot demon...
" Vampire was on i "
Vampire was on i…
It was in a lurch
i seen it everywhere
Even in a church
On i it wants to perch
Fling fire into it`s face
Without grace
A sword have i
To slay it
Vampire was on i
Strike it swift
And then it retreats
And i follow
Vampire was on i
Threw dung on i
And tried to flung on i
Die i say
Vampire was on i
Swung at i
Turn and thrust
Into it`s heart
And make it hollow
Vampire was on i
Turn and swift
And it crumbles to dust
i …2009
i do not fear...i live in the Ghetto...when one lives in the Ghetto...one learns not to fear...one who fears will sucumb to your lies and tricks...i know every trick in the book ...yes ...it takes a pinky finger to slay you. besises...Obamka is the president...and tes lust of the heart...Humans have it...show a dude a vagina...or a gay some sex..and these ones will pay high dollars for it...pity.
The proof is in the outernet...sex is the highest seller...and i do not approve of Gays...they are weak and sad...and it is a chioce not a condition..ones choose to be Gay.
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i have changed the language so ignorant can overstand it. If i speak or write in i Native tounge...Amharic...you the big bad man...MR. Know nothing..will not overstand it. if you are a Baal..you are able to overstand any language...so there is the proof...fruad...you are only a licke boy...and have your mommy to
save you.
???? ??? ??!
@help me plz: hey. huh? theyre appearing 4 me
@johnny pot stocker(btw did u get that name from pot stock inn from majoras mask?): no way im gonna give him my email im not retarded i dont trust ppl online cant u talk 2 him urself?
what hey dumbass donut didnt you just hear what i said I SAID AND LOOK BACK I SAID THIS EXACT THING 456 LANGUAGES AND STILL LEARNINING which mean you must speak on of the languages i dont speak yet so if anything that dont prove anything you freakin retard donut
ok immajumpu thanks for nothing and imma using all theses different names cuz that guy must have put all my comments to automatic not apporve and if you use a bunch then he cant find me i could be the next ten guys disguised posting a comment or not ill try bout talkin to him myself ok ill just find him his home in real life im a prince of hell BAAL out and hey donut retard you can suck your own crotch i aint real you want to have a language off see who speaks me more languages whatch well see whos the fake howd you get that name donut were you licking your mom's donut
hey donut this is me baal and you and me are gonna go head to head your probably some gay guy who hasnt come out of the closet yet let me tell your gay asss something the more you pretend your not gay the more you hate yourself more and i love it when pl hate themself and whats with that idiotic insult blood clot i aint no vampire do you think i care for bloood i like to see it spill out of people like you but you think i give a shit bout blood no i dont find something better you little piece of hairy gay ass of shit
Twilight vampires can only be killed ny other vampires, not by humans. Garlic does absolutely nothing, and and silver bullets would do nothing. Twilight vampires are kind of made of a marble like substance, if a human could try to punch this kind of vampire, it would shatter thier hand. The only way to kill thisw kind of vampire is to tear off ALL its limbs and head, then burn them. Some vampires have special abilities. Check out the twilight wiki.
@baal: ur welcome for nothing
maybe i should change my name too i just realized how pointless and retarded it was
wow the vampireic world has gone mad I wish eviltrix was here good times right immajumpu
hello its me immajumpu i changed my name finally
yep eviltrix reminds me of this vamp i read in some book come back eviltrix sorry i screwed up
another language does not show up on here...dont you see the ? marks ? You should have known i was speaking patwa..it is Jamaican...it is a mix with British...me come wi fiya...and ...you my friend are a pure Bloodclot...fraud.
donut you piece of horse crap that language you probably just made up if anythyin your a fake you say your a straiht human more like a lesbian woman and i had no idea we were friends that touches my black heart a-hole
nice new name immajumpu or should i say ehothewerepika nice name i think ill try and use my johnny pot smoker name again and no i didnt get the name from majora's mask i dont even know what that is is it a place or what?well tell me later imma just going to use a whole bunch of different names everyday
YeAh WhAt twIliGHt saID i ThInk tHaT WEiRd OnLy OthER vaMp$ cAn KiLl OtHer VaMps
hey alucard did i provide a good time
yeah alucard i like that name did you know the real dracula i think i knew the real one im not sure im pretty sure that we were both wasted when we met
that foo is jus jealous he can out write me
I have know that ehothewerepika is a ....
but I wont finesh that sentence even if one of you guys come over here and beat me up I made a promise and I wont break it so says Count Alucard
you meaniebutt alucard :P
I give
dangit i keep 4getting my new name D:
what do you mean "i give" u love struck trekkie
@baal: btw isnt the demon associated with sloth called belphegor and asmodius = the lust demon?
have any of you seen BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER me and my bro watch that show alllllllll the time btw im goin 2 watch that now peace
ps thats were i learned hw 2 kll a vamp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah ehothewerepika im prettyuy sure i already told you that im belphagor one of the seven princes of hell and each prince controls a seven deadly sin i control sloth and asmodeus controls lust you guys bloged asmodeus his name waz lust maker yeah i go by many names baal bael belphagor and some other ones are in languages no living human speaks anymore it was ancient tongue which usedthingss that sort of looked like hieroglyphics so whats your point ehothewerepika
hey ehothewerepia different cultrales gice me different names and guess what belphagor is one of them kinda lie the way satan goes by the devil lucifer some satan worshipers call him our black god haha pretty funny huh yeah belphagor which is me goes by many names
you know what i used to do with friends i would take them to this bar just outside the border of mexico theres fights there ad everythin and them in the middle of austrailla there this great bar where every night from monday to friday is free beer from the hours of 7:45 to 12:37 yeah i think the owner of the bar is some alcholic he probably drinks all his inventory so who would join me alucard ehothewerepika?
I mean I give up you goody two shoes
@ immajumpu: Hey, hey, hey, Im not calling girls dumbasses. Im just saying that the twilight thing has gotten out of hand. Before school was out, these two girls I know got in-school suspension because they got into a fist fight about TEAM JACOB or TEAM EDWARD. Thats rediculous! I just went to see ECLIPSE on Tuesday and I cant believe I'm saying this but....I was actually pretty good. But I cant stand those people that are obsessed with twilight and Jacob and Edward and now think they know everything about REAL vampires and now want to be one. The only people that know about real vampires is real vampires themselves. And me? Want a girlfriend immajumpu? HA!HA!HA! I AM A CHICK! And I'm not gay either. See thats what I mean. People think that only guys can hate Twilight. F.Y.I: NOT TRUE. I am the only girl I know that hates twilight. I am a total loner with this one. It sucks.
@ Count Alucard: I was reading some of your old comments and in alot of them you said you wanted to become a vampire. That true? Well, I dont know much about vampires. But I DO have a group of friends that are vampires. I am actually on this lately as a favor to them. They are sending mortals out to see what Vampire Hunters are trying nowadays. A clan of vampires in Rome that they are buds with got murdered a few months ago. We are trying to find out who did it and how it was done. They went to visit them and all they found was a few dimembered bodies and a piece of a white shirt. They got a male's scent and are tracking him. They are in Maine right now. They want me to tell you this so that you know what you would be getting yourself into. I am half vamp. The only way to be turned is if you inherit vampire blood. I had a blood transfusion a few years ago and thats how I was turned. Now, they wanted you to know this because they need all of the help they can get. If you become one, they will want your help on the guy that murdered the Romanians. But they also advise you to do ALOT OF RESEARCH on what you have become before you do anything you would regret. Being a vampire is not all its cracked up to be.
@bael/baal/belphegor: no i was clarifying. so can i call u belphegor instead it sounds kewler
also...we dont drink
@freek: lol sorry about that. sry...i already have a gf :D anyways i know this other girl who hates twilight she and i are really good buddies :) (alucard, please dont say anything...)
i read back to all my old comments from when i started 3 months ago and im like wtf was wrong w/ me back then
then again im probably gonna say that again after a few more months
dammit im so used 2 typing "immajumpu" that its so hard 2 change my name
Sorry about all the rude things I have said to you.
Oh and thats okay. lol :D my best friends brother and I are kinda goin steady.
ini sight a bit of compassion...what about Rasputin ?
@freek: lol when did you ever say anything rude to me?
haha thats pretty cute then lol i was kidding :P
lol i saw what you wrote its okay its no big deal just heppy i can make friends
hey yeah this is proably gonna be my last blog their starting to make it so i cant use any of my old names and any thing related to JPS that i post cant be posted
hey this is BAAL sining out maybe for good i would like to say my maybe good byes cuz then in a while theyll catch on rly qiuck and any post i post wont show and immajumu i go by many names baal bael belphagor and so does asmodues asmodeis many names different culturles so good bye ehothewerepika and same to you count alucard and donut even tho we had our differences i looked at you as a god friend i think ill keep trying to post some blogs on here but tht keenny luger one smart guy so good bye all my friends pals and frienimes
hey ehothewerepika i would just loike to say i am in a debt to you for steeing my mind straight i know this great jinn their lie evil genies and if you ever raise one tellem baal said i owed you and alucard at first i thought you were a vampire and i hate vampires if i ever see one i kill it by riping off its head then pissing in the skull and then burning the body and then burn the head and then piss on the ashes but you even if you were a vamp youre an ok guy and donut bye and MY LAST WORDS TO THE PAGE i hate vampires i hate half vamps i hate half demon half vampires i hate werewolfes to so i hope you all drop dead the only rel good vampires was vlad dracula or vlad the impaler he was the grates vampire to live i knew him myself i dindnt like him he was a vampire to all vampires drop into a pile of dust you dirty bastards i praise you vampire hunters i hpoe i can find a better way they cant knock off my blogs give me three days ill find a way although this is the most idotic thing ive ever said or done yeab
Good...goodbye...see you in the Eternal...yes all these parasites will go down...and the one who Created Himself will make it plain as day...there will no longer be any night....nite nite termite !
a haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha jahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
goodbye baal, never thought my one post would help you so much. nice talking/fighting with you. have fun killing vampires and controlling sloth :)
So you guys really believe in vampires. I think you're all just watching too much Horror Channel.
I am amazed by how many comments and feed back this page has accumilated on Vampires I never really understood how many people were interested in the Vampire theme but it appears to be an outragous amount and I am glad that is so because I am working on a Vampire movie and I am thrilled to see that with this many viewers and attention seekers my Vampire movie will be watched by millions liked by plenty and hated by lots but oh well I am not out to disatisfy or satisfy anyone but I am hoping that my film becomes successful to the film festivals so that I can sell it to hollywood or any other big movie production company world wide and maybe if they realize that I did a great if not perfect directing/casting/screenwriting/filmmaker quality job I can land myself a gig working on something big time instead of underground. If anyone is interested in participating in this film then feel free to let me know I will keep my fellow participants updated with info and if they enjoy this expeirience of aking this film then I will be sure to work with them again on future projects thats if their acting skills are any good I dont like them movies with cheesy actors/actresses they make the movie or project at hand seem to unwatchable and lame I would like to find myself working with those who are convinced that they really are a Vampire because they may know how to keep the story more realistic to the viewers. I wnat to thank you Kenny Luger for writing this and everyone else who has responded to this it has inspired me to jion in your guy's conversation and to keep pushing foward with my feature production. If you are interested just leave me a way to contact you and it will be done
i need a literary agent
ah ha ha you freeks vampires are so last year demons are the new thing ah ha ha especially dream demon bad nightmares to all ah ha ha ha
ah ha ha you freeks vampires are so last year demons are the new thing ah ha ha espelily dream demon bad nightmares to all ah ha ha ha
dammit another one? and this one has a freakin pict
@ ehothewerepika: Ha! yup. I honestly think I would rather kiss a catfish than have a Freddy Krueger dream.
@ ehothewerepika: Hey, do you think Keny would be upset with me if I strangled (My demonic last words)? Or the guy that wrote it anyway? I honesty think I hate him as much as I hate twilight. (HA!HA!) impossible. Oh and go back to about 3 weeks ago and read the comments that Vampire wrote. That was me. The ones about vampires just being really fast humans with anger issues? Yeah. I guess It wasnt really rude.....I was just being a bit of a pigheaded B****.
Is it just me or are some of the names on here pretty dumb? Donut123? WHAT!?!?
@freek: a catfish? lol well im not really scared of him i just think hes hella gross and ugly :P well i would be scared if he were a gay pedophile somehow... D:. idk how do u strangle a book?
its okay i dig you now no big deal about 3 weeks ago:)sorry 4 getting mad so fast and saying u had anger issues and we could all tell D: i didnt know u were a girl im nicer 2 girls (duh):P
yeah...thats why i changed my name from immajumpu to ehothewerepika, even if its still pretty lame idk wat 2 call myself
@ ehothewerepika: Its okay. I deserved it. And its okay that you didnt know I was a girl. And yes I actually would kiss a catfish. Lol :P I am not scared of him either. I agree, He is GROSE! though, I do like his movies. And what do you mean (a book)?
Oh, and you're name isnt lame. Its unique. I like unique things. I'll admit...I do not understand it at all! Lol C: HA!HA! How do you come up with that stuff? I'm feeling kinda lame. My name is just freek. At least it describes me well. :D
If you think thats lame...this is my vampire name:
(Belladonna Marcia Allegheri)
Freaky Eh?
Oi whos calling me gross
im goanna kill you freel ah ha ha ha
@freek:idk u wanted to strangle (my demonic last words) idk wat that was so i guessed. lol so...eho is my nickname...the is the...were is cuz im a "werewolf" ... and pika cuz im asian and yeah...:P
@freddy: wtf is a freel?
eho freel is a typo
@freddy: ik i can see why the boogeyman cant spell
@ eho : I stopped posting when people started getting so hostle my Prince feels it is not a good place to be. It matters not if people believe. We do exist. And the truth is what you all fear and see in movies or on TV are converts or soulless killers just as there are killers in the human race. The soulless kill out of want to destroy all that is beautiful. All converts are killers for they where coverted by the soulless. Born vampyre are loving happy and not killers.
My clan has exsited for thousands of years we do not kill and we do not convert.
I am the light to the darkness.
there are no more vampires, they have all seen twilight and died of embarrassment
@Eviltrix: hey welcome back, eviltrix! i guess thats true - it depends on the individual more rather than giving steriotypes 2 immortal beings i guess
@winston: lol thats a good one :P
the ssstuff is bbback we aaalmost got kkkilled hhhelllpp uuuss ppplease!!!
Hi Eviltrix! welcome back it was kind of boring when you left so hi!
Stop giving me bad press or Ill tell your secert Eho and you will have and unpleasent dream AH HA HA HA HA
It's good to still be around. My Dominus has move our clan to a new compound. The Prince said I can venture past the compound gate at the harvest moon as long as I am escorted by a Lycan guard. I am very....curious to see how things have changed.
I was reading you first comment when you came back Eviltrix and its true when I tell people im into vampire they throw garlic at me I mean wtf? and they make a cross out of there fingers and try to touch me with them like seiriosly I hate thoes vampire movies theres one book whitch probely reveals the truth it says that vampires wont get killed by sunlight crosses holy water garlic and the rest of that bull
live long and prosper (sorry had to be done)
Oh my god, u cant just base all this info on movies and tv.. datz why its a movie! its fictional!!! the only way to defeat a vampire is to cut of their head with a SILVER blade, preferrably a machetti. They are also quick, along with ther teeth they dont have 2canines like every one thinks, their whole mouth are filled with canines. Garlic doesnt hurt them, nither does a stake. If you wanna hurt them use holy water! And the sun it doesnt kill them either.. it hurts like hell but they can be in it. And one more thing, if they bite you, you WILL NOT TURN! A VAMPIRE HAS TO SHARE HIS/HER BLOOD WITH YOURS BEFORE YOU CAN TURN.
The only part of your statement that is correct is the blood share for coversion the head will heal from a decapatation by going to ground. Also silver burns but cannot kill same goes for the sunlight in most situations
ok what does holy water do then and how about crosses
@ eho: Oh okay! I get it now. Thank you. That was more confusing to me than Pre-al. lol :P
@ Eviltrix: Thank god! Someone finally knows what they're talking about! You are far beyond correct on all you have said.
@ Freddy Kreuger: Youre going to kill me? Okay. I would luv 2 c u try. I would like to know what you have in mind. Remember I'm a vampire.
@ eho: You're asian? Huh. I knew that you were a werewolf. How did you get turned or were you born into it? Oh, and yeah I think (My demonic last words) was just some idot claiming to be a mythical creature. But, that does not change my plans to strangle him. Oh!!! I hope hes human. I need a meal.
(AHA HA HA HA HA!)
just kidding. I am a strictly animal blood diet. Speaking of which, I wonder how we can get along? Maybe its because we cant see each other. Oh well. Even though youre a werewolf your pretty cool. :D
@ Count Alucard: I dont mean to invade your conversation but Holy water and crosses dont do anything. You can be a christion before you become a vampire, but once you get turned, anything holy you just cant stand. You could wave a cross or splash us with holy water but the only thing that will happen is the vampire will get pissed and you will become the next meal. If you value your life, I wouldnt try using it.
@Freek Ok? ill stick will my princebels that they dont do anything
and Freddy kreuger is me so stuff it ok dont get on my bad side
I am three thousand years old and none of the above will kill us. You bumbling fools!
do you ever wounder if they say that holy water and shiz will hurt them is because they wonted churchs to hav more power over the minds of the weak towns people. i mean really wat is so amazing about holy water. and if they liv forever they just might not like holy shiz because they just dont beleive in it.
@ Count Alucard: You're already on MY bad side. But, I dont kill humans. Therefore, I prefer other vampires not to kill humans. Dude, i'm just trying to keep you alive. I dont like you at all, of course if you want to try to kill a vampire or something then thats fine and dandy. BUT THEY WILL GET THEIR REVENGE.
@freek so he thinks he can kill vampire a different way if he wont to try it that way its his funeral.
@"the count" remember me and heres a little trivia bram staoker the author of dracula didn't even go to translvania. and its ofensive to call dracula a vampire.
@ alucard quick thing did you kick the living shit out of the pot smoker
@freek: lol thanks im actually...human...but im writing a novel and im a werewolf in it so i guess im a "werewolf" but i feel werewolfy sometimes we had a crawling contest at school and i won :) yeah im asian XD...well i still dont get wat (my demoic last wrods) was though .. watever :P wait..do u mean pre-algebra? ...i htink im older than u lo1
@alucard: wait huh? u told me not 2 tell but u go telling ur self lol how is eric doing? i cant go on fb here at all
@reeper: are u talking about johnny pot stocker? read above to all the CAPS it might answere ur question
why is everyone getting on everyones nerves now
@Ehothewerepika Eric is doing fine he guesses I told my name be cause Freek is being an asshole
hes allways just ah
Eho I told my name because im under pressure by an unhonerable (europien spellingfor honer) vampire named Freek and luitanant Doan is fine
wow u guys r stupid there is no such thing as vamps... and garlic, realy? whoever made that up has no life i mean seriously get over yourselves i dnt believe this stuff and im 11
now i really dont mean to talk back to an 11 year old but dude really try haveing to live one then say they arnt real i get chased by deamonds and stuff from hell you dont believe because youve never seen one and if you dont believe why are you on this site
WOW!!!!!!!!!!
I am absolutely disgusted with these people's responses.
Who care if vampires should or should not 'be alive'.
Slayers? It sounds more like murder to me.
Who are you to play god and decide what should or should not be living.
If a single one hurts/kills a person they should be the one punished not the whole race. That is what they do to humans.
Open your minds, closed mind people lead to wars. Defining what is Justice and what is "damned".
Talk to who ever the 'great creator' is then I'll back you up on whither or not they have or do not have a right to live.
i know we vampires are not all bad creatures some times we loose control you humans need to learn that we vampires arnt pests please think before you decide to wipe all of us out because i dont want war so think before you try to kill us vampires
and you humans dont know almost anything about us
ok ok u guys listen i believe in vampires but when half of u say u want to be a vampire do u really know the sacrfices u half to make with ur life do u really know the feeling of craving someones blood before u destide if u want to be one think about it. also people think i am a vampire in school because i have most of these trates but i am not and when u guys talk about killing people u think r vampires it freaks me out i bet half of them arnt even close. i personal think vampires r just like us but they servive off of r blood like we servive off of animals we r all the same we just servive off of different things u should not hunt them enless u have a reason for killing one, like if they killed ur family i have respect for both vampires and vampire hunters all i am saying is look more into it before u start killing sencelessly or wanting to change.
i am sorry if i offened any of u guys i know some of u really do want to be a vampire or have a reason to hunt one.
My daughter bit my neck cause she thought she was a vampire! This is fucking stupid!
this disscution is most illogical
mignightmoon thank you for telling the humans logic and when they follow your logic then i wont need to hide from vampire hunter but again thank you
you guyz are just running this shnit too far. like i give a care what you think you are . but if you try to attack me i will fight back and will win . 'cause i am the bitch that will not die
scince no one will liston to logic I must
join this disscusion
Oh great the huge "know it all" joins the disscusion. Well i have to go feed on some one i think the people next door are asleep.
Count Devon I am merely a being of logic I wish not to offend or disgace you.
hey ehothewerepia its baal remember me count alucard i found a way to post bulletins whats new?pals
J.P.S.
Craveing some ones blood can't be described.Trust me and the sun burns i have to hide in the shadows so the sunlight doesnt burn my inner being.
Count Alucard Has left in favor of A new name Mr.Spock whitch is why youll never see that name agian
I am Mr.Spock
When school starts up im really gonna hate gym when i go outside im gonna cover my self up until the sun cant touch me at all.Like i said i dont want war againest humans.
Never seen such an amount of shit before. Congrats!
hahahaha i dont think i know everything about vamps and deamonds but i would like to learn a little more than what i do. good one WDF???
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, of course, however I thought I would contribute my own "two cents". While vampires may be portrayed- or portray themselves- in a variety of ways, the most accurate representation of a vampire is that of a partially possessed human being. A fully possessed human being cannot function properly or normally- nor is a demonic spirit alone enough to create the semblance of life: hence vampires.
The most reliable way to kill a vampire is to obtain the help of someone who has accepted Jesus Christ and has faith in Him: preferably a pastor/minister. The demon/s possessing the person must be exorcised. There are other ways to kill a vampire, but this is a reliable way and also the best way to avoid charges of manslaughter or accidentally killing a human being.
Laugh if you like: but perhaps this may help someone. The name of Jesus Christ spoken by a born again, Bible believing Christian has power over the lesser power that is empowering the vampire.
but think about it alot of the bible is changed by the government i dont believe in half of it because the government has bent it to were they r always right hell they even swear on it. so how do we no it is real. plus it was writen 500 years after jesus christ died so what makes it real. i have no faith right now and beleive in many different things but if u think about it the bible is our government. so what makes it so holy? just a thought. no afence.
i hate how people call vampires demons because truth is i have seen demons they r something of true evil images are burnt into my head of them i have seen them all my life they call for me and they come in my dreams as i sleep u know what they do they show me images of them turturing my famliy and kill everyone of them i have nightmares ever night ever scence i was 5 so if u think vampires r demons then u r wrong u will never no anything enless u have seen a true demon before. sorry read a comment and wrote what came to my mind it just makes me sad that people can talk and call vampires demons when they havent even seen true evil.
Count Devon out of all the illogical people here you are the most illogical
how to be a vampire?i"too obsessed with it.it is yes that this world have a vampire or it just a myth.
does vampire exist cause i"M a believer
Facinating
hey mr spock are you a vulcan i wasnt aware those exist
I refuse to answere such a ludicruse question Mr. ...
To you idiots who want to be a vampire without understanding a single understand go to this link.
Mr.Spock please be quiet as i dont care what you say you are the one that is illogical.Midnight you are correct about us we are not demons you are a logical human so i believe that i can trust you.
thank u that means alot devon.
mr.spock if u think this is illogical why dont u stop talking and join ur suppose logical friends? it would help us not to fight. know is that logical enough to understand?
I will do that midnightmoon
btw thank you Count Devon
i lived in a clan for years and i cant leave with out a hybrid guard.
hahah mr.spock i refuse to answer good one vulcan i myself im the great demon prince of hell the one who controls the sin sloth i am the 5 prince of hell one of the most powerful demons in all of existence one of the most powerful things in all of existence what about you count devon what are you?vamp?
P.S. count devon i hate vampires if you are one and ehothewerepika where are you man and you too count alucard whered ya go
oh i forgot to mension my name i go by many mr.spock the names i like the most are belphagor and baal its your choices so can you teach me the vulcan mind meld i wanna learn master vulcan guy dude
and a demonic hello to you to midnight are you a vampire as well i only glanced at your conversatoin with mr.spock what a funny guy right and count devon if you ask me i think hes a little homosexual no offense count devon i mean no disrespect
ehothewerepika is a werewolf and hes my friend so is
Mr.Spock so count devon if you want to kill him youll have to go through me im not as courteas as the vulcan so im not going to step down
Mr.Baal the vulcan mind meld cannot be done by humans or demons in your case.
But i must ask who are you calling homosexuel
I dont fight werewolfs and demons i only i want peace i fight only to defend myself.
whoa count alucard i didnt say i waz killing the guys hahah your hilariuos and spock whatyya mean it doesnt work on humans dont they do ti all the time in the shows in all of the star trek ones and deep space 9 but then again i kind of don't count that as a star trek thing and count devon thats some very nice info to give me but i culd care less and now back to count alucard still where the hell is ehothewerepika ya didny answer my question and spock please stop calling me mr.baal im a demon for satan's sake not a mr.baal just baal and iwaz only joking around with the whole homo thing vulcan dude shibby and count devon if your trinying to keep peace with yourself to defend yourself wouldnt that mean that you would have to fight my kind and werewolfes and why did you say werewolvfes i aint no werewolf shibby to all of you and by the way that was a complement shibby
oops sorry spock dude i misunderstod your comment if the vulcan mind meld cannot be done by humans then ill just posses some kung fu master like bruce lee or chuck norris hes awesome with his roundhouse kicks or i could just find a vulcan and posses him and if i have the body of a vulcan that makes me a vulcan hey if vulcans show no emotion what so ever how the hell do they go through puberty cuz the human race goes throught this thing where they go from child to man or woman and they mature in different ways do vulcans have that?and if they do if a vulcan is pregnat how do they not go through mod swings or something?and you stll didnt answer my question about the whole you being a vulcan thing?to be a vulcan or not to be a vulcan is one of my many questions for now?
hey spock tekll your buddy over there to chill count alucard i thought we were good friends and now hes trying to start something can you belive it its like that stupid saying he stabbed me in the back although i think thats shallow stupid and sucks i feel i have to use it what do you think hey so spock thats kewl i heard this song and several others that say it hurts like a pinch on the neck from mr.spock i forgot the name but it was by the beastie boys
@elesh cuz u keep changing ur name: daymn whats wrong with this disscussion now i've been gone for 2 weeks and im like omfgwtf great to hear eric is fine even though that was a retarded question.
@jps: hey baal welcum back i guess?
@everyone else: damn u know what im not even gonna bother ill just play neutral for a while geez wats the big deal anyways you guys dont even know each other
and one last thing count alucard wasnt i your friend jus sayin homie
@count devon: great u dont fight werewolves cuz im not looking 4 another fight w/ a vampire ive had enough
@jps: i thought so too watever idk what happened here i didnt bother reading some of the comments
well im not sure but some how this dude named mr.spock i think hes a vulcan came into the play with count devon and they became good pals with good ole count alucard and now count alucard is making threats to gang bang me he said if your going to figh tthem you'll have to get through me first whered ya go ehothewerepika
and ehothewerepika you will not belive how much things went down hill here in our little how to kill vampires page hub thing not belive
Btw if anyone acutally cares heres my theory on vampires and werewolves:
One day mother nature the beotch decides that humans suck and theyre getting over populated, especially the retards. So she creates a dude that looks human but feeds on human blood and is immortal and another dude that also looks human but can turn into a wolf. However, since you can't have two kings of the food chain, they become rivals and fight. They reproduce by turning, or by intercourse to get a natural born vamp/were (idk really about vamps i think its true for weres tho). Keny Luger creates this hub, and this fight becomes endless. Le not really Fin
i like your idea ehothewerepika but luckily your looking at a prince of hell i was before vampires and werewolfs existed wanna know the truth how they got created
you havednt answered back yet so i'll tell you anyway well it started like this first there was god then angels then earth and the rest of existence but then we created it the things that live on it we were like gardeners and you humans are our vegatables but after lucifer was banned he said there gotta be bugs that and kill and destroy and conquer humans and every thing else i once met a vampire dog it was qiute amazing actually and now were a brutal planet thats horrible evil
I am vulcan I ment to be courtous but if it ofends you then ill call you baal
yeah i just saw that comment reeper posted a few days ago asking if count alucard beat me up HELLL NO i would just like to say reeper why dont you go suck cocks and drink your own chizz that is if your got one which you dont i waz assuming i hope you die today
thats more like it vulcan dude shibby and just outta the blue are you count alucard?
just to know?spock
hey baal bro and count alucard and ehothewerepika remeber me i posted a comment like once im a prince of hell baal's brother i control the sin lust i heard theres a lot of sin in this page i wanted to join the fun imma start joing the conversation with my bro baal or you guys call him johhny pot smoker
@ Count Alucard: First of all, The F in freek is lower cased and second, thats not my real name. My real name in vampire is ( Belladonna Marcia Allegheri ). Pay attention.
@ ehothewerepika: Yeah, in school you are older than me. But not in real life. Vampires can either be reincarnated or live forever. Either way we always remember everything in our pasts. And I like your theory on vampires and werewolfs. And I agree, Mother nature is a B****! I'm writing a book too. Its about a vampire named Ana and she gos to her homeland to avenge her sons death. Then in the third book she kills her husband. I based it off me and my "ANGER ISSUES" :P
@ johnny pot smoker: What tha hells the matter with you! I take it back! If my name fits anyone its you!
whoa whoa freek lets slow down there i have no absolute i idea what your talking about and I'm not a freek first of all that's not how to spell freak so that's not a real word and it doesn't mean anything idiot second of all if your referring to the whole creation thing i told you its true if your really a vampire why don't you ask some of your little vampire friends about the whole creation thing because i think i am a lot older than you I'm a freaking prince oh hell of satan's sake dumbass
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I am Count Alucard
We are not killers i admit some demons arnt killers.
and werewolfs arnt killers humans are the killers.
Facinating
where do you live j.p I could peform the vulcan mind meld with you if you like
by the way I was Alucard but i found that name to illogical and yes I dislike you Count Devon
well mr.spock i have no home that you can travel to unless you can go to hell and come back alive but thats okay hey can you teach me how to do the vulcan death grip i think thats hardcore
it is called the Vulcan nerve pinch
@jps: okay sorry im on vacation i cant go on 24/7 anymore.
@freek: lol okay but ur pretty kewl for an oldie :P haha
@alucard: quick question elesh, why do u have to fight everyone?
I do not try to Im friends with Baal and call me Spock
I dont try to
Im friends with Baal
and call me Spock
ooooohhhh ok i get it ehothewerepika where ya going on your vactaion
hey you guys know my friend lustmaker he doesnt comment on this page often its me baal well anyway he made this hubpage its called something like demons are real he wants A LOT OF PEOPLE TO COMMENT ON IT SO PLEASE DO SO
ehothewerepika wnet to china as far as he told me
helllo yeah you heard right my good pal johhny you guys call him baal go to my account and go to my hub demons are real it talks a lot about demons
yeah oops sorry acutaully my hubpage is called demons are real belive me
i didnt got to china im canadian i went back there also i went to the moon
@freek: btw wats ur story gonna be called? mines gonna be a trilogy. the first books about me finding my manliness cuz im the youngest in the pack and everyone lieks 2 baby me cuz im small. the 2nds about my best friend's troubled past w/ werewolves. the 3rds supposed 2 be about my other best freind but idk what 2 write about. also did u find a literary agent? cuz if u did can u suggest a good one to me? thanks
@ jps: If anyone is an idiot its you. You dont know how old I am in real life. No one does but me, and your theory is wrong. And Vampire dogs dont exist.
@ ehothewerepika: That's my problem. I cant find the perfect name. I've gone through like thirty six and I cant find one. My first book is about Ana's son and her new profound love triangle with her ex husband and Valdimer. The second is a war between the vampire leaders and Ana's family, the third is the battle with her and her husband, (He loses.) And the fourth is Valdimer and Ana's life together. No I havent found one for sure, but a friend of a friend wrote a book and I hope she can help me. If she can, I will mention hers to you. :D Your books sound interesting. If they get published I would totally read them.
@ jps: Okay, if your whole creation theory is correct, then everything about me being a vampire isnt true. Man, I have been a vampire since before your momma was created. I have seen things you have only seen in your dreams. Things that shouldnt exist. Things that even a vampire like me are afraid of. Things that are greater than the immortal eye can see. Things that DONT exist.
@ Mr.Spock: You are under pressure by me? How? Unhonerable? Ha! You have no right to judge me. You know nothing about me or vampires. Be sure to read my comment to jps because its all true. You have no idea of the things that exist in this world or any other. There are things that I have seen that I cant even mention. Creatures that prey on those who stalk the living. There are unknown creatures that prey on other unknown creatures. Creatures that no one will ever know exist.
hey freek first of all you and your age can go kiss your ass ive been aruond before vampires im a demon you little vampires are disgusting oh look at me i have fangs oh look at me i can bite peoples neck you little bastards disgust me and dont start talking about your age because how ever old you are im older your probably some little 10 that still wears dippers guess you are right no one really knows your age for sure but im pretty sure we all know your a retarded ten year old who still still wears dippers and wants to breast feed on your dad
@freek: :D thanks urs sound interesting too i wanna read them when they get published but u have 2 tell me the title first :) im not done with the 1st one yet but im gonnna finish before next summer XD good luck w/ urs
@jps: uh...ur really good at thinking of insults arent u? :P
@ jps: Whatever. Think what you want. I am done with you.
You're a demon named Johnny Pot Smoker? Yeah. That is believable.
@ ehothewerepika: I think I might name it Enigma. I was just typing last night and it turns out that her ex husband DIDNT kidnap her son. So who did? I am always suprising myself with it. Now they have to find out who did it. I dont even know and I am writing it!
why thank you Mr.Allegheri
but I cannont stand you its people like you that make me regret taking a vulcan peace oath lay of Baal or else ill rip up the printout contract I signed and get my ghost hunting equipment and chase you to hell and back
youll be sorry satan created you
you demonic son of a bitch
Die long and painfully
@freek: lol i was like that last year too cuz i would just write random scenes w./o knowing why D: but now i have a complete plot i really wanna publish it :D btw i think the theme for my story is bromance :P
hey freek don't be a sore loser yeah sure i guess im done telling you off and MY NAME IS BAAL JOHHNY POT SMOKER IS MY DISPLAY NAME THINGY its not my real name dumbass ok bye and boy you reallly are a dumbass
and thank you ehothewerepika i am very good when it comes to making insults but you should meet my friend i learned it all from him
And damn spock you got some sick violent thought don't you and thats coming from me baal a freakin demon prince NO offense
Have you wondered how many innocents have fallen victim to this false information?
hey vyahaal who do you think you are telling other people im not belphagor the demon prince of hell the one who controls sloth how dare you and my information isn't false
oh wait vyahaal you are talking about me aren't you because if not i don't want to start any unnecessary fighting OH WHO AM I KIDDING YOU ALREADY GOT ME KINDA pissed off i am baal other known as belphagor but just to know are you talking about me or some one else??1?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!
why thank you baal
BAAL, I think Vyahaal is talking about the false information in my hub on how to kill a vampire.
oh sorry keny lugger didnt mean to ya know seem like a dumbass in front of you and boy you sure know how to stay outta fights don't you keny can i call you ken or keny you know just wondring
what is people who post comments on this page and keny lugger haaha my friend baal just made an ass of hiumself and dam mr.spock
And keny your information isn't completely false only to some it's untrue but to others it's real
sence u r the prince of sloth shouldnt u know i am a human sorry it took me so long to comment. unless u know something about me a dont but i dont think u do. please let me know.
baal;i been wondering why did lucifer? is there another story to it other than whats in the bible?
sorry why did he fall?
first of all i don't stock people midnightmoon so i wouldnt know and i didnt feel like checking what you are
And lucifer fell because when God or the lord you humans call him somehow got the crappy idea to create humans such creatures filled of sin of hate of rage which made earth into a brutal planet a dog eat dog world And lucifer my metaphorical father was disguisted and god wanted everyof his little soldiers to worship these beings of hatered and he wanted everyone to conform and be mindless and worship those things and lucifer knew that those thing were bad unholy evil beings so he asked the most simple of all questions but why my father?And god banshied him for simply asking a question if you ask me there was no reason but later i found out that god told them they were creatures with potential that his little garden would one day become a forest is all that he basically said then lucifer rebeled he spoke out of term and then was banished to the underworld and about a 10 years later i was made
baal sucks
lust maker rules cause he is in the early history of planet vulcan with spock to the journy to the star trek universe
I apologise for my brother
thank u baal that clears alot up for me i always that lucifer had good in him and yes we r an evil and dum race sometimes i dont understand why we were made to but listen some humans get it easy but some like me didnt really have it that way as we grow up the world carved us in to leaders,fighters,or followers. the world molds us into what we r i am not saying it was only the world we also destory are selfs but sometimes we cant help it. i also heard that lucifer did not want us to have free will so we wouldnt do any harm.
thank for ur information baal and sorry if i sounded rude.
it's all ok with me midnigthmoon and thats ok spock your brother's a little strange to pick lust maker over me and his name is asmodeus another prince of hell he controls lust and now were good pals midnightmoon
please come to my hub its called the early history of the planet vulcan with Spock:a journey into the star trek universe sorry for the long name
;)kool so baaal u were made after lucifer fell?
okay spock ill go on ur hub and yeah midnightmon there are two types of demon's angels that wanted to join lucifer and demons that lucifer used his demonic powers to create
hey midnight moon baal says im asmodeus the prince of hell who is like his brother so that makes me cool to and plus baal mr.tuvok thinks im cooler so yeah what NOW PUNK BAAL ahahahah joking
and make sure you leave a comment
so r u guys possesing a body right now oh and is the any gender when it come to u guys? lust maker u have to prove ur awesomeness to me :)
@ ehothewerepika: Bromance. :D Funny. I have writers block. I dont know what to write anymore. I am loving how everyone hates me! :D Literally. Its fun.
@ Baal: I know I said I was done with you, but come on. Seriously, you arent a demon. Demons live in hell, and there are no computers in hell. And I dont care what kind of demon you are, (Or say you are) I know what exisists and I am not an idiot. I act like one, but that is only because it is fun and I want to forget the immortal kind sometimes. Now, I am done fighting, if you say something harsh and expect a reply, I wont.
@ Mr. Spock: I am not a MR. I am a Mrs. Pay attention. Humans are so un attentive.
Im am not that inferior race Mrs Allegheri I am Vulcan as Baal called me.
But I want to ask you can we be friends instead of enimies having no emotians I dont care what you answere but it would be easier and more logical if we were friends dont you think
@ Mr. Spock: Sure. I agree. Thank you for calling me Mrs.
It is much less annoying. Okay fine, friends?
friends Mrs Allegheri but lay of Baal
@ Mr. Spock: Oh! That will be difficult. I'll try. But you'll have to allow me a few insults every once and while. I have anger issues remember. I have to take them out on someone.
ok Miss Allegheri
okay then freek first of al im not in hell i escaped i was sent out to help take over earth dumbass second of all maybe you should do a reallity check things exist and you just don't know it yet you idoitic bastard okay don't replay it's okay if you're a sore loser because we all know that i beat you in the whole smack talk fight sore fucking loser and midnightmoon me and asmodeus we prefer to posses males but once we tried possessing these girls but i wasnt exactly pleasant we found out later they were hookers so but then disposed them while jumping off a cliff boy was it funny we even put a trampline at the bottom and then after they bounced up like 50 yards we moved the trampoline
hey spock damn you sure do post a lot of comments on here
lol u guys were hookers lol! carmas a bitch. oh i looked at these picks on line of u guys is ur true form relly that well just say not that cute? sorry just poped in to my head
midnightmon what we look like to human's yeah is very creepy and scary enough to make you wet yourself and i guess not my true form isn't cute as you would put it and what's you're real name
I have a new hub its called I need a Starship crew leave a comment there when your done reading
you do spock i just clicked on your name and the only hub page you said you had was the vulcan one
why do u want to know my name? r u going to visit me?
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/DEMON
is this stuff true baal?
what the hell midnightmoon i just wanted to know you're name why would you like a visit?
and that little link there you showed me not all of it's true
hey BAAL you don't know me but i am a huge time hater i i hate you and i am completely disguised by you worthless shit drinking bastard im calling you out mr. i can i talk the best smack my name is obliterator prepare to get served dumb ass
oh sorry i am use to demons so i thought u wanted visit me ok my real courtney but i dont like that name very much to girly and it mean snub nose. HEY bliterator stop talking shit u r pissing me off.
@ baal: You are pretty harsh. You need to learn self control. And I dont trash talk. You do. I am more mature than that. And yes, if that is what you want to call it, then you did win. But only because I wasnt playing. And, I'm not saying demons dont exist. I'm just saying I dont care.
well freek i call a truse and that idoiot over there obliterator what the hell? this ain't the gang lands jerk and how the hell did ou hear of me?stalker
hey baal dude your online yeah lets both gang up on this ass hole obliterator and take his fat ugly ass down but i don't think that guy is online is online so another time dude
hell yeah lust maker lets take down this dumb ass obliterator and yes i am online so yeah when we feel like it bro lets take down his fatt ugly ass and what a stalker where the hell did he hear of me ooh right im a demon prince i got connections remember hhaha dude lets get gangsta he's outnumbered you and me against him
i bet obliterator is shiting his pants right now and guys go easy on the dum ass ok :)
ey the hippie mid night moon would you stay out of this we all know your his bitch that gives him blow jobs from time to times if baal and that fat ass asmodeus have a cock and baal im soo scared to verses one yes i guess i am outnumbered but you are out matched so hows that ugly bitch mid night moon in bed baal and asmodeus are you gay?oh sorry silly question you are fag bitches so you two are demons please yes being 40 and a homo in your mom's basement is sinning espically where you jack off to episodes of sonny with a chance yes yes it is very sinful but demon nope you'd also have to jack off too suit life o deck to be considered a demon if you already do i guess you really are a demon and hey you think you could share you're whore mid night moon with me i could use another bitch baal you have met your match
for one i am a virgin dum ass and i am fuckin 14 petifile baal is my friend and so is his bro and the only reason u want me is because u cant get none. u probaly masterbate to sonney with a chance ur self and wish that u could suck baals cock to bad. u may think u r bad behind that screen but guess what u want to get in a fight bring it i would kick ur ass any day i dont care how old u r. in my mind u r just a 40 year old virgin that cant get none lol that is so sad.
I am there friends too so lay of befor you get sent through 2.500.632 types of hell
by the way its my birthday
happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PARTY PARTY PARTY!
@freek: idk why ppl think its funny i love my bromances but were all straight were a triforce like in the legend of zelda :P its okay i get writers block alot too so at night i think real hard about my plot sometimes i even dream of my novel D: scary huh?
@elesh: imma say it one more time
Happy Birthday XD
HAPpY BIRTHDAY SPOCK hey ddue oyu want a present well too bad i aint gone none haha happy birthday dude
and obliteraotr you idiotic bastard now you just pissed off another person you're even more outmatched 3 against one and no im staright not gay like you you're not my match fag yeah midnightmon is right pervert hows sonny in bed you old piece of gay ass shit and midnight moon is not my bitch i haven't even met her in person mother fucker look were all going to judge you if the only sex you get is your mom raping you while watching Oprah and if you do have friends bring them on too i want t meet the shit hole who knows of me jack ass you can go ahead and even this number of all of us against you you son of a bitch who sucks his one micro penis you just wait til asmodeus come by then you'll get severed if you want i could get the rest of my brothers too you ugly son of a whore you're probably some man woman whore thing that costs 5 dollar
WTF I JUST GOT A CALL from baal saying to get al 7 of us here all 7 princes that baal im going to be honest are you high they ain't gonna come here espically satan i would've told you this over the phone but mine died sorry dude look man i'll try and get and get al seven here coming on this page and obliterater dude you're such a homo ill tel you off later i have to go get my brothers prepare to get PRINCED
@ ehothewerepika: ha! I do too. I dreamt about mine last night! O: I know this is really weird, but I'm actually torn between two men in my book! I'm sooo weird. C:
@ baal: You're WAY better at trash talk than obliterator.
He sucks.
@ Mr. Spock: Happy Birthday!
@ Midnight Moon: Hell yeah girl! Show oblitorator whos boss.
@ Obliterator: They are ganging up on you, and you're screwed.
i would love to talk to all 7 princes of hell! that would be kool to see how baals brothers r. oh and lust maker u have proved ur awesomeness to me u r now knighted AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO I AM ANOTHER PRINCE I CONTROL THE SIN GREED IM OLDER THEN BAAL BUT I THINK MY LITTLE BROTHERS SMARTER AND ASMODEUS IS OLDER so whats this i her about some homo called obliterator or should i just say gay ass cock sucker
hello i am also baal's brother im his older brother too i control the sin envy and i hear the is a certain bitch called obliterator thats need a verbal ass kicking
AND I ALSO HEAR THERE IS A CERTAIN VULCAN THAATS HIS BIRTHDAY IS TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPOCK AND ILL TRY AND GET MY OTHER BROTHERS HERE US SEVEN PRINCES LOVE BIRTHDAYS AND WE RESPECT HUMAN AND VULCAN AND OTHER THINGS ON THERE BIRTHDAYS
hey thanks for the idea baal like you ill get my other 6 friends to even it out 7 against 7 and the only person who is screwed FREEK is your mom and you in bed together giving each other blow jobs jack ass cock sucking bastard i hope you die of aids your mom and dad gives you i looked and i saw how baal was calming his victory over you sore loser ahah quit sucking your own ass fat ass and midnightmoon whats wrong whore no need to get mad at me look we all know you have pent up anger about you getting raped by your mom and dad and 89 yeah old grandparents but no need to take it own on me why don't you just take it out on your vagina like you usually do go back to shoving scissors down that thing like you always do and baal how about this the first one to say i just got served by you and your team loses i will call my team the blasters on the account of the fact soon my team leader will be called blaster and will verbally beat your ass down jack ass your the man woman whore thing yo probably rap your brothers and suck each others cock that is if you have one but we never know i saw all your past work and i like it maybe after i kick your ass with my words of fury i can be your friends maybe but first i want the chance to beat down the legendary prince baal whats your team name jack ass and quit butt fucking each other baal and asmodeus with your guys fake cocks you fucking assholes i hope you and your whore midnightmoon baal give each other aids then die a minue later from too much gay woman on woman sex YOU GAY ASS SHIT HOLE FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS
I AM PYTHO I AM NOT ON OF THE SEVEN PRINCES OUR LEADER PRINCE SATAN MIGHT NOT COME SO AM HERE TO FILL IN I AM O OF THE DEMONIC HIERARCHIES I AM RIGHT BELOW BAAL'S TEAM IM SORT OF THE 8TH PRINCE IF YOU WANT and i hear there is some ass hole called obliterator that needs an ass kicking a verbal one thta is but once we find him it willl be a real ass kicking you just wait obliterator you will be beat up i two ways HAHAHA MOTHA FUCKA
YOU SONS OF BITCHES FINE THEN i shall have my own team of princes baal leviathan asmodeus and wanna be prince pytho and what a small world were both on line i wish i could kick you're ass verbally right now but i really don't have the time and midnight moon you fucking whore ho go back to sucking your dad's cock and freek NO ONE ASKED YOU i didnt ask you for your opinion nor did anyone else so just shut your fucking gay mouth you son of a bitch i hope you die of those aids your dad gave you
hey evrrtyone since strangely me baal i think and i all on online im online because baal told me about two more of my brothers coming in and he also told me that all his comments he postes won't show up so you all can come to my hub page called http://hubpges.com/hub/thiswebsiteissogreatnadiwan over there you guys can take the fight where i won't deny your coments and midnightmoon you should come there check out our other brothers and i accdentally put the wrong LINK GO TO MY OTHER ONE BROTHERS AND ALL FRIENDS OF OBLITERATOR OR SHOULD I SAY PUSSIES YOU KNOW SINCE THEIR AL GAY ASS COCK SUCKING BASTARDS WHO BUTT FUCK EACH OTHER
oops sorry i meant to put http://hubpges.com/hub/thiswebsiteisgreatnadiwantt
I think obliterator got scared and ran back to his mommy.
@freek: lol kewl. in my novel i have 3 girlfriends throughout the story D: im suck a lousy player in that book lol
yea i think soo to obliterator hasn't posted a comment in like two day BUT maybe he just hasn't come onine yet what do you guys think asmodeus pytho and leviathan?
AND BY THE WAY hey asmodeus yougave evryone the wrong link again!!!!!!!!
hay im here jack asses
oh mr. masterbater is back how was sonny?
jackass is ONE word
my IQ is my shoe size and i have small feet for a guy my age i should be more retarded than you obliterator
fine then ill take you all on fuck holes ehothewerepika i thought i saw you last night weren't you that fat homo homeless gay that said you want a blow job only 5 bucks and midnightmoon why don't you tell me aren't you the 14 year old whore i thought you get fucked by everything by a beating heart you fat ass ho go back to fucking your self with your hommade dildo and baal you ugly demonic ass hole piece of shit fine then if you al want to gang up on me fags then ill bring 6 of my friends prepare to get served all you MOTHER FUCKING FAGS YOU SONS OF WHORES
hey whores and bastards midnight moon shouldn't you being jacking off to pictures of your dad like usual and ehothewerepika shouldn't you be sucking dildo's your mom's uses because your mom is so ugly she can't get none and baal shouldn't you be having gay sex with all your brothers douche bag
I AM MAMMON ANOTHER PRINCE OF HELL I CONTROL THE SIN GREED HERE TO HELP KICK THAT DUMBASS OBLITERATOR SO HARD HE WON'T BE A MAN ANYMORE HE'LL BE A COKE WHORE HAAH US PRINCES ARE THE BEST AT SMACK TALK ME ASMODEUS PYTHO LEVIATHAN AND BAAL AND ME WERE THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO SMACK TALK GO AHEAD OBLITERATOR BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS WE WILL BEAT THEM UP TOO VERBALLLY
@baal and friends hater: u wanna go too huh? i can beat you even if i dont use smack talk. what you just said didnt make sense. if ur gonna insult me use proper insults that actually do damage. and what in the world did i do?
hey dum ass i dont have a father so that is not posible oh and u should get it through ur head that baal is not gay so u cant have him.
oh i am a girl so i cant jack off. dick weed my name is spelled midnightmoon there is no space cant u fuckin read?
yeah you filthy bastard obliterator or baal or friends hater there a way too many of u for you too win ass hole so quit trying go back too watching gay porn and playing with your gay sex toys homo besides there is already 5 princes here and like 3 of my friends i would stop before my other brother come or you could at least bring in your friends to even out the score
hey hey how did i become part of this fight i didnt do nothing though
but should i bring my bromances too?
@midnightmoon: hey just wondering..are u a vampire?
Baal do you know a demon named beezelbub I was doing some research on demons and his name poped up as the lord of dung just asking
live long and prosper
hell yeah i know Beelzebub dude hes one of the princes he is one of the only two that haven't showed up yet yeah see all princes once beezelbub shows up all princes will go online at one time at the same time obliterator goes on wel know well be watching and then while hes online we will hAve soem of our demon nerds track him down then when were down smack talking hi we will find that son of a bitch then we'l beat his ass down with our fists and our feet and then we'll posses his body and do a lot of stuff to it and then we'll keep it and send his soul out of his body and down to hell where the bastard belongs
I must say that if any true vampire spoke the way some of you here do, you would surely not 'be' much longer. What self-respecting vampire speak would speak with such putrid english and grammar? Not to mention the content.
The ignorance from many members of this 'hub' is oddly amusing.
It is information exchanges like these that have helped keep vampires safe since the dawn of their time.
Albeit most were not through technology, but word of mouth or documentation. All the misinformation blended with shreds of truth ensures their safety.
HEY A.X.B I AIN'T NO VAMPIRE IM A DEMON AND MOST OF THE OTHER HERE AREN'T EITHER GO BURN IN HELL this hub is not ignorant go fuck your self and yeah i can say whatever i want im much stronger then any vampire they can die i can't ass hole i hope you die and if your a vampire i hope you die again shit hole this i s a great hub keny Luger is an idol among people ass hole unlike you being a 4o year old gay rapist is nothing to be happy abut fucker
Baal are you evil
just asking
Live long and prosper
mr. spock i though you were leaving this hub
are you gonna stay?
it turns out that I will stay for the time being
yeah well spock you looking at a demonic prince from hell hellz yeah im evil im a freakin prince of hell dude and what the hel happened to that ass hole obliterator he mustve ran off what a pussy
hey spock bael can't on online so he told me to post a comment on here saying hellz yeah im evil im a freaking prince of hell
then friendship not possible in fact i must try my best to destroy him it is my mission it will be dificult and im sure ill be killed but if he is a danger to earth then it must be tryed
were did that obliterator go?
@ ehothewerepika: lol. I told you he got scared and ran away. I know things. (: My psycotic side helped me with the writers block! Thank the lord for red bull!!! I finally chose between the men. I cried! How fricken lame!
I am a psycic and I figured out that everything that happens in my books happens in real life! I am now torn between two men in real life! There will also be a death. O: WhO WiLl iT Be????? That was sooo syfy.
@ Mr. Spock: If you destroy baal, the seven princes of hell will most likely get revenge. Good luck buddy boy(:
@ baal: I think you have obliterated the obliterator.
@ obliterator: If you're still here...Dude, you are gonna need one big a** shovel to dig yourself out of the hole you just fell in. Good luck I guess.
@freek: wow thats kinda scary. me, im just a normal beta wolf actually im the omega wolf cuz im pretty dang short and im also the youngest D:. im a normal human until a ful moon. i cant do anything cuz im only a beta though
@obliterator: well i guess i forgive you for picking a fight with me but you better get on everyone else's good sides too.
@baal: okay i have 2 admit my fight with you was one of the toughest i faced on this hub. ur pretty good at it so i think you scared obliterator away lol. btw why didnt you threaten me the way you did to obliterator? was there something differnt about me? just curious
hey gys and damn spock did you forget theres seven of us even if you manage to destroy me you get you ass killed and they we make sure to torture people EXTRA HARRD IN HELL when they try to kill one of us and thanks freek i think we all obliterated oblitator me ehothewerepika and midnightmoon and pytho and leviathan and mammon and and beelzbub was going ot come but we were all waiting to gang up o himbut you know how that pussy ran off haha im the champ and ehothewerepika our little fight we had i called a truse we both decided to join forces i didn't win and you didn't win and neither of us lost and i didn't threaten you because you were just the beginning i didn't expect a bunch of other people to come i got fed up so now who ever wants to punk with me iwill personaly beat the shit out of them face to face fist to face YOU HEAR THAT DONUT123 i can not wait for that ass hole to return and beat his ass down again man it was fun when i did it the first time huh ehothewerepika? good times right back when i came into this and stared taking people down left and right and watch it spock as i comment im having some men look for you if i were you id wear an extra pair of underwear we'll just intimate the hell out of you ya know?make the wall talk make water blood make you blanket a pile of human hearts
@ ehothewerepika: I think I should stop writing. I'm scaring myself! Everything really is happening to me! What if I die! 0: Hey, what if I put everything I want to happen to me in the book? You think I would have a fun life? I know how that person will die. A pistol. I think. I dont know. I just saw a gun in my vision. WEIRD. I really want to read ur books, they sound interesting! :D
Baal how could the levaiathen write isnt he like a invinceable whale and whales are unable to use computers
by the way mabye it was ont the best of ideas hope we can still be friends bye
Baal isent the leviathan a whale
by the way im sorry it was the keep the world out of danger side off me hope we can still be friends by the way my new hub is out its called I need a starship crew
@baal: okay i guess we truced but it did give me a headache
@freek: lol dont scare yourself. well sometimes i wish i was the "me" in my story but sometimes im glad im not "me" because in my story he dies in the middle but he wasnt silverized so his friend comes and saves him :D thanks i think i might publish it next year cuz i have 2 before i become a sophomore in high school or else i wont have anytime
@mrspock: am i still the pilot?
does anyone know whats the average mile time for a 14 year old male vampire? 100m dash? 110m hurdles?
because im the fastest in my pack i wanna know how fast i am compared 2 vamps
No I need you as cheif medicle officer
Just click my name guys go there and leave a comment
what the hell spock leviathan is not a giant whale hes another prince like me we posses things right now im in some 23 year old and i just got out of some 32 year ld named jake or something and last i heard leviathan was inside some 79 year old hiding because i heard some hunters are after him and hes waiting to take them out i would do the same they have a small army after him something like 32 men but hes got it covered and he is definetly not a whale nor is any of the other prices you better hope he doesn't hear that you piss him off and apology accepted spock and ehothewerepikayou got a headache strange
hey i am back oh and if i must say again i am nt a vampire. i didnt know evil could be so awesome till bael put my fav number at the end of my name
what the hell midnightmoon what the hell are you talking about??
i am saying even though u r evil u r awesome what the hell did u think i was talking about?
sorry I only say what I know and the bible clearly states that it was a whale like creature
@mrspock: but i passed the pilot test
@baal: i took the 7deadly sins quiz and i got sloth. yikes what did u do to me? jk
i don't know at all i wasn't even trying to guess midnightmoon but thanks and sock well your bible some of that is true but not all and ehothewerepika haha sloth
oops sorry in my last comment i put sock not spock i meant to say SPOCK NOT SOCK
what do humans say lol
its not my bible its a human bible and ive become christien because of it
i still dont really trust the bible that much hey baal what do angels look like?
angels look like well they have big white fluffy wings and their buff most of them work out so I've heard AND AND AND i just possessed this little kid i 7th grade and his school sucks ass but he is so powerful he has the ability t set things on fire and he can levitate and teleport from San Jose California America all the way to japan and hes so powerful im struggling to keep him in my grasp it's amazing i think hes the all mighty powerful one all the demons speak of their a legend a very old one only Satan knows it but Ive heard him speaking about it to his pet imp chubs and i think i have this body I'll wait till 25 when his true power shall be unleashed and show satan this child is so powerful usually i can suppres all their emotions but his love for this one hot girl i still love her he so powerful and hes a nerd with look you guys kow what i mean like you kno soemone is a nerd but their still cute or hot its awesome this kid his name is julian i think mma start going by that but just to you guys i don't want other demons making fun of me its either julian or jt i like both i once back in the 5s meet a bad ass named jt and in the 1830s i met a bad ass with the name julian which one you guys think?
facinating
yo Mr.Spock seems you have taken over
yeah i know right spock dude this child is powerful soon in about ten to twelve or 15 years i will be ruling over earth with the other princes we shall be the supreme overlords of earth
i will do my best to repair my ship and get out of hear then
i am obilterator leader he was in a group too and i told him about you baal and he told me how you were gonna get all 7 princes to rain hell upon him well im way better at thrash talk you jackass belphagor cock sucking child molesting fat ass
holy crap baal i didnt know you found the ALL MIGHT CHILD WHICH WILL RULE OVER EARTH LEADED BY SATAN AND HIS SOLDIERS nice but i hope you don't mind if i posses him too or i can just kick you out f the body
what the hell asmodeus yeah sure you try and find me this child is a lot more powerful then you think and you ass i called im first
highschool is 2 busy. i hate freshman friday cuz i can fit in one of the lockers.
so im not gonna be on this hub so much. ttyl
by the way my new hub is out its called I need a starship crew
yeah i went to high school a few times it sucks man i also hate freshman and ehothewerpika holy crap man you're in high school
the almightly child sounds intresting hey and he is one grade younger than me. so when u take over do we become your servants r something beacause i dont like being bossed around even by demon lords or princes. it sorto pisses me off when people tell me what to do so r we?
the almightly child sounds intresting hey and he is one grade younger than me. so when u take over do we become your servants r something beacause i dont like being bossed around even by demon lords or princes. it sorto pisses me off when people tell me what to do so r u
well midnightmoon8 im not sure but you guys seem like a good bunch spock and ehothewerepika and midnightmoon8 im sure if we did rule over earth soon you guys wouldn't be our minions your too cool
the only thing about this thats true is the stake through heart, the rest is fake
my kin take great offense to this
we are human because we do have emotions and we are completely unrelated to bats, vampires are not dead
we can live in sunlight though night is when we are more awake
there is a lot more to learn
do better research next time
Is there any cure for being bitten by a vampire I was attack somthing tells me I wont live long and prosper
I need an answere quick I can feel my self changing
and baal what would we be then if not minions
well spock i do know of a way to be un vamped but its highly dangerous and un tested me and leviathan wanted a subject but if i doesn't work then you'd turn into a mutated vampire their weird looking they hvae huge really big fangs and their grow wings after 14 days that get to so 5 feet long and their leathery like a bat and you guys wont be minions you guys well i guess you guys ill make you genuine demons or something so you guys could hang with us and the seven princes or you all could be my secretes they aren't treated like slaves they get weekends off and breaks on human and demon holidays
@ ehothewerepika: I HAVE TO STOP WRITING! Someone died!! Just yesterday! Oh my gosh I'm destroying people! HELP! What do I do?!?!O: You sound like a pretty good writer. I want to become the next Stefan King. How cool would that be? WOW! I had a red bull! What do I do??? Someone died! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP!
@ baal: Thats impossible. I have been trying to find a way to become un-vamped (as you put it) forever. What you described DOES exist only its wings are not that big. 5 foot is a bit dramatic. But they are not Mutated Vampires! How did you even come up with that? Why would someone want to posess a 79 year old? Even if they were in hiding? A demon would want action and you cant be active in a 79 year old body.
how dare you freek thats my brother you're talking about shit hole go back to fucking yourself you little piece of shit belphagor wasn't talking to you piece of vampire crap and were demon prince dumbass we give our hosts power when we posses them i hope you die today of those aids your dad gave you remember faget your dad raped you and you liked it cock sucking mother fucking gay ass piece of shit you better sleep with one eye open me and baal are gonna find you and end you
@baal: yeah, im in hischool how old did u think i was?
@freek: dangg. bad things are happening 2 me too. well not really bad bad but... so first scene is me and my best friend being chased by the werewolf and im reflecting that i have no endurance cuz im a sprinter. so before i could run long distances okay. but one day during crosscountry i had some asthma-ish thing it was like a creepy version of dejavu. haha how do i sound like a good author??
am i physic or just crazy because i keep on having all these dreams and they r coming true some r little things but what is wierd right before my great aunt died she was laying in my hallway with her eyes open told me to come to her i did she wisperred somthing in my ear and told me never forget then i woke up i felt like i had been pulled out of my body and my back felt like wings had ripped out of my back i also have dreams about the end of the world i even dream about lucifer and other deamons what does that mean?oh i still cant remember what she had wispered wonder what it was?
and the half vampires thoses with mothers human father vampire like me what did you do to kill me .... i wanna know !!!! really much like you cant silver dosent work garlik , mirror and the rest can kill any human the only one can work its the day walker i wear sun glass its all you cant got me !!! XD i can kill you first you are done
yeah asmodeus is in the house dude that freek is such a douche bag and midnightmoon that sounds like a demonic dream to me me and my friends ruling the world sounds ind of cool though you know what my friends would do other princes would steal babies and lie inject them with all kinds of demonic things like vampire DNA and demon prince DNA one time we injected this was back in the time where the mayans lived we injected them all with pyschic DNA but way too much then they had the power to see the future but since they had too much power they couldn't control it and the idiots got confused with 2012 its acutally 2021
so watcha gonna do 2 us?? i mean kids like me?? and our parents and family and stuff?? watcha planning 2 do w/ the world after u possess it or something??
well ehothewerepika i was thinking they should keep going to school until 18 then i want them to turn into demons but some other princes have been saying freak school turn all living things into demons but you dot gotta worry ehothewerepika i said cool people will be wit me and hangin with me so no need for you too worry and the world i plan to raise satan so he will rain his leardship over all existence you know make the world better it will rain blood and ill will be traveling all over earth killing vampires like freek as soon as i find that bastard i hope he heard that you know oohh and we plan to connect all the continents like back when there was just one super continent Pangaea yeah that was my idea so we could be one nation you guys my pals will be treated better then most demon you guys will be my servants but il treat you guys good weekends off and good pay and holidays off
but im christian you cant do that
OHHHHH you don't want to be my servants ooh i get it you prefer the term "butler" i understand i understand don't worry dude i provide you with enough things to accommodate your needs and same goes for all my other pals
so do those abilities pass down or something because my big sis always saw the dead it is sorta 2nd generation in my famliy or do the demons send me these dreams? {see in my dream there was no answer for who won the world or not actaully i was in it and was something called the shaterer and remember the future can always change} i am a rule brake and dont like to be bossed around and also very stubborn do u really thing i would be a good servant? :)
To Baal,Nevermind I have created a vacine to supress the vampiric elements
To EHO,Get on facebook more
sorry mr. spock i cant go on that much cuz of hisckool
yeah fine then midnightmoon you and all my other pals could just stay at my castle i plan on building a strong hold after world domination yeah so ehothewerepika high school sucks dude if you want i could go and get some demon pals to posses students teachers or principles yeah if you want i could put my host ya know the powerful child in a safe place and posses the principle or something
u should posses someone one in my school and chill with me but dont posses someone i know we could chill and be friends together! i am in 8th grade and alot of my teachers r bitches, we got home work on the first day of school. it pissed me off. :[
well just dont possess my bromance buddies kay?
yeah ill see what i could do okay ehothewerepika and midnightmoon8 i hate all the teachers at my school too im thinkin ill just get an army of demons to posses a crap load of my teachers and your guys teachers
so ya my grandad made the best comparison to the atrocity of twilight.. "back in my day, vampires sucked blood, not dick"
lol! awesomeness wait how does the hole possion thing work?
vampires can only be killd by a wooden peg not any silver wepon thats only for werwolvs
Hey um how do you find a vampire are they like the ones in twilight or differant ones?
well midnightmoon8 we us demons have no phyical form so we take another humans and take it over complete and total control most of the time well first for normal not super strong demons like me when a normal demon has to posses someone they have to make them vulnerable usually by scaring the shit out of them but for me i just have to walk right into their bodies then im in control
@sara: well they are not necesarily hot and romantic
@bael: do you posess girls too? what age/gender/race/watever are u guys gonna target more?
Baal are you capable of telepathy if you are I will try to establish a Vulcan Mind Link
yeah ehothewerepika i posses guys dude i am a male demon and i just posses any males i tried girls but i didnt end up well and i didnt feel right and spock yeah the kid im possessing rememeber the whole super powered demonicly powered kid can just about do anything practically
then can you send out a brain wave so I can track it and talk to you telepathicly it would be a test of my Vulcan mind
could you come over hear in malaysia Baal and help me beat up this evil ass kid
guyss?? vampires are sooo fake.. im surpised you didnt know that.god. some people. ;)
vampires do exsist and i am apart of the community,i am a hybrid vampire and anything can kill my kind
@baal: lol
@mr.spock: ur nice
im not gonna reply in a while so yeah
had the worst day at school today almost had a panic attack, sreamed a techer he screamed back lost one of my friends and almost fianted from egzotion and punched my friends binder in awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
how was your day baal?
ill try spock im not sure this kid is strong but not too strong and midnightmoon it sucked ass i hate my teachers their all douche bags that should get possesed im going to do it myself pretty soon but i dont know i think ill go check out your guys lives ill try and find you midnightmoo8 ill posses those bastards of a teacher and then ill go check out ehothewerepika's high school maybe posses the teachers give him all A's and same to you midnightmoon8 i hate school and maybe ill talk to spock in person but i dont know he dont go to middle school like me and midnightmoon and he dont go to high school like ehothewerepika either ill try and find you guys promise and when a demon promises they mean it i am a demon of my word you guys
and spock hell yeah id love to kick some kids ass with you man ill put finding you guys at the top of my to do list
yeah il help bael to me and him are gonna find you guys in person so we could hang and kick the stuffing out of that kid that spock hates
hes only eleven you can take him hes just mean
thanks guys
lol that would be kool :) we could all chill together oh if this helps i am a blonde hope u find me u too lust maker ^_^
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!! one of my new words!
by the way u should try to posses a hot guy just saying and no i am not a girly girl i just like some of that eye candy lol jk
@baal: are you kidding i already have all A's haha cuz is like the 3rd week of school
@ lust maker: Wow man. No hard feelings. No need to threaten me. I was just commenting, forget I even said anything.
@ ehothewerepika: I have this thing where I look and listen to and at people and I can tell what type of potential they have. You are funny and creative and sensible and...true. That gives you great writing abilities. Yours comes natrually just as mine. I have a world inside me and everything in it I copy into my book.
I dont know how you get yours, but based on the things you have told me about your book and the things you write in a normal conversation...you have a great sense of whats real, what you believe, and what doesnt exist. I respect that and I can tell you put great emotion in your books. And hey, by the way...was the asthma thing real? Or was it in your book? If it was real then CRAP. This comment is getting long so Ill start a new one.
@ ehothewerepika: So, in my first book I fall in love with Valdimer and then my ex-husband slash enemy that im still in love with, returns. I end up having to go back to my home world and Parker kidnaps me and forces me to go into the tomb which no one has ever made it out of alive...and I live!!! AWE-SOME! Theres a fight scene in tha tomb and its quite violent. I win. (OF COURSE):D
haha no way dude ehothewerepika you already got all A's i dont think i even got that high maybe B's but not A's
damn midnightmoon8 get happy much I'll try it might take a while to search places but i am quick and with asmodeus's help hey i noticed that like no one calles him asmodeus they all say lust maker remember back when i used to go by johhny pot smoker haha good times good times and don't worry spock we will find the kind and put the fear of hell into him
we should smoke some pot together it would be fun as hell! and lust maker is just easy to say :)
damn my life just keeps getting better and better my mom found out i smoke found out who got me started i lost all my freedom and she is making me stop and it was one of the only stress reliefs i had.
do u smoke baal?
@freek: wow ur really sweet thanks :) i think you can be a great writer too. i mean u can respect a person younger than you but you can also hold your ground and keep ur dignity. also you're lively but mature at the same time. when ur book gets published, ill read it. promise. btw do u have a facebook?
@baal: its because im asian lol jkjkjk
I am the luckiest Humaniond around I only have 2 days of school a week
Tip say its a message from the nerd they beat up every day that will make them respect me
Do demons have last names or what
well midnightmoon you my friend are hardcore and no since im in this child's body i don't want to screw nothing up so yeah and ehothewerepika haha no way dude now ill find you faster and spock some demons don't have last names like me if anybody asks i say no but sometimes i say bael sloth and lust maker says asmodeus lust
Ok Baal
no wat i mean is,ehothewerepika,have they got traits like they do in twilight or differant ones?
twilight vampires r just fiaries with no wings they dont drink human blood they drink animal and they sparkle in the damn sunlight.
baal: how is the search going?
@baal: hows that gonna help? theres asians everywhere i look where i live. and its in the US dont go looking 4 me in china or japan or something. haha
@sara: hmmm...well maybe you should ask a vampire. sorry i cant help you w/ that, but my answer is theryre probably really different cuz uh...twilight is too weird
haha yeah but not every asian goes online and psts comments online on this hub do they its called narrowing down the search and midnightmoon im gettin close i should find you by thurday this thrusday septmeber 16 if not then ill keep tryin
@baal: okays but im just sayin its gonna take a loooong time 2 find me
btw do girl vampires like 2 bite girls or boys better?
oh i don't know about that ehothewerepika i am a master at finding people
and i most girl vamps like to bite guys unless their bi or lesbo
@baal: okay
@bael: aw man D:
hey i am bi but i am not a vampire! lol! i cant what baal by the way i am under lock down in my house right now. lol but who care!
what the freak midnightmoon8 i dont know what you mean by i cant what baal but ay way i thinkn i found midnightmoon8 and ehothewerepika but im not sure ill talk to you guys tomorrow but if i dot talk to you guys or you dont see my staring at you then i got the wrong person and same goes to you spock
@baal: lol good luck w/ that how do u even find someone that you don't know in real life anyways
To,Sara: My reserch tells me that vampires cannot survive on animal blood to turn someone into a vampire they blood them by exchanging blood and they dont kill people when they drink so they are not like Twilight Vampires.Twilight was an insult to Vampires
Live long and prosper
Baal I was playing ghost busters and I was fighting someting called a Sloth ghost that wouldent have anyting to do with you would it
@baal: you didnt find me today
ummmmmm i ment i cant wiat sorry. idk i dont pay attion to alot of people so i dont know if someone is staring at me or not just come up to me and say hey it is me. i am alittle outgoing by the way ^_^
yes i did spock i told my pal sloth number 14 hes one of my minons to go battle you i heard you fight ghosts and stuff anyway and ehothewerepika i saw you but you didn't see me by the way like the hair dude it brings out the eyes haha anyway and midnightmoon8 you look very pretty in person
ohh okay i saw you today ill say hello to you tomorrow tomorrow while youre at school maybe take you outta class same goes for you ehothewerepika
@baal: uh...whats wrong with my hair? its just the normal asian sk8er hairstyle but messier. and my eyes are kinda big but still asian haha
do you even know what school i go 2 what state i am in what city?
say hi to me so we can chill and meet. lol and thanks but i am not that pretty. skater hiar is awesome by the way all i got is my long blonde hiar not even aloud to die it mom says it looks pretty and people would die for my hiar but all i ask was to die it black with red tips that would be awesome!!! too bad i cant :(
@midnightmoon8: thanks well its not really the real sk8er hair its like the hair that all the asian sk8ers have O___o idk
yeah your hairs kewl ehothewerepika im just screwin with you and midnightmoon8 if i were you would just die it and forget your mom and spock i herd that guy i sent over to you got his ass kicked nice one
@baal: possess a hot chick and ask me to homecoming! please!
hey if i lived were u did i would ask u to go to homecoming no one should be alone :)
HOw about me Baal will you visit me
@midnightmoon: oh really? geez i must really sound hot on this hub haha. but im probably shorter than you lol im pretty short
yeah spock im gettin to you tommoorow ill ckeck out your life
it is not a matter of being hot or not ur personalty is the miane thing that counts and being short is cute to how short r u?
baal so how is ur life going mine is still shitty :)
Cool
haha midngithmoon and spock great place you got here i have to say im impressesd i expected a trashy house but nice pad and midnightmoon yeah my life could be better by the way your much taller then i woulda guessed
me i am just average lol and my house is shit right now execpt my room :)u still have not siad hi i am waiting
my house is a piece of crap right now lol and i am average hieght :) i still need to meet u
Can you show up in a human form I want to meet you in person or demon or whatever never mind
@midnightmoon8: aww thanks lol. all the girls here are so sweet to me. lol if i knew u in real life maybe...cuz my gfs parents wont let her go for somereason and i dont want her 2 get jealous if i ask someone else so im single D:
haha im 5'4"
ok u have a gf but ur single? lol! how old r u?
reason i am asking how old u r is beacause i was just wondering didnt mean to sound rude :)
@midnightmoon88: lol i meant i have a gf but im single for homecoming :( lol im a freshman in highschool
btw going back and reading the old comments always makes me lol. you should try it sometimes
lol i remember back then i was immajumpu and i was an idiot liar haha whatever nevermind
lol have u haerd from baal yet?
lol nope noones said hi to me randomly. i wonder if hes targeted the wrong dude. howbout u? btw do you have a facebook?
midnightmoon we've already met i possessed someone you know and ehothewerepka same as you and spock i was in your house you just coudnt see me cuz of the whole im a demon prince and you have mortal eyes
@baal: so then you've met me huh? what did my shirt say? and dont tell me you didn't notice. you have 2 prove to me that youve seen me or i wont believe you.
same here baal what color shirt was I whering and what color was my couch
what is the person's name that i know u possed and what is my fav word i say and is always written on your hand.
ok first of all ehothwerepika which day are you talking about we've been talkin for about a week now pick a day then tell me and spock which couch you talkin about like the livin room one or like the ones for your table and again spock which da you talkin about ive been watchin for a about a week or two and midnightmmoon88 i just realized i got the wrong person i asked the supposed you yesterday and i was wrong and then the chick started yellin rape really loud at me and i got the hell out of there that wasn't you was it?if so you got some problems and ehothewerepika and by the way i liked the shirt you wore last monday the brown one that sad somethin funny on it
okay. we can all tell that it aint real. i got no brown shirt. it was blue and it said something in french. be more convincing. sorry, but im not buying it. sure, im not mad at you or anything, but dude...chill its okay you don't have 2 stalk us
and I dont have couches for the table and I always where yellow to show command you are a not very convincing belphagor
To baal
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened
are there any other lies you forgot to mention
like your species for one are you really demonata or other wise know as hominos demonica
yeah baal mr.spocks right.
you don't have 2 make something up just to look cool. we already think ur cool and ur our friend both ways. just dont overdo it
ohh wel crap it looks like ive been stalking the wrong people and i sorta noticed that this moring when i said hi to this guy thnkin it was ehothewerepika and the douche bag almost stabed me and my almighty host and the guy i thought was spock called the cops cuz i was in hi house and okay hey you guys thank
dude...
Okay just don't lie again
I mean I don't by it the idea is ludicrus are you even a demon Belphagor if that is your real name
okay first of all fuck you sock you want proof you want to statrt soething up again remember what i said last time you and me at hamburg germany in the cemetery 9:30 sharp you want proof ill show you proof and you better watch your mouth fucking douche bag i am who i say i am ill seee you at germany at 9:30 sharp by this sunday september 26 sunday and brig all the friends you can it wont matter unless you have an entire army
...hello?...
no that rape person was not me.
yeah and even if u arent a demon u r still my friend :)
all i am asking for is the truth.
hey it is midnightmoon8 and no baal that rape chick was not me
even if u arnt a demon u r still my friend :)
all i want is the truth.
hello i have an urgent message my metaphorical brother bael has gone missing has any body heard form him in the last week i miss him were brothers he isnt at his house he isnt answering calls he left all his clothes at home i think somebody killed him or kidnapped him please tell me f you see him
hi its me levithan another prince and bael has gone missing has anybody heard from him in the past three day?!?!?! me and the other princes are going evrywhere to find him
nope we have never met him. he claims to have stalked us but keeps stalking different ppl so it turns out wrong. then we told him its okay if he cant find us and he doesnt have to pretend to stalk us cuz hes already our friend.
anyways, good luck with ur search. hope u find him. and also...if you guys are princes of hell, wont you be able to detect him or something?
@ ehothewerepika: This hub is gettin a little flirty!C:
Thanks! I'll totally read ur books too. You are a really understanding guy. If I coulnt go to homecoming my bf would throw a fit! He is frickin immature! Oh no, sorry I dont have a facebook. I dont have the time to. I only come on here every two weeks and that itself is a timesuck. I spend most of my time writing my book. Its my life. If I dont finish it my bf's sister will KILL me.
No joke. She has already threatened me!D: And awww! My insides just melted! Most people have less complimentary names for me instead of 'sweet'. (: Most of them are unprintable! How rude of them! Ha ha! LOL jk. I dont mind it.And thanks for paying attention to my personality. Most people (Guys in particular) look me over like most men look over women...flirt with me and then I reject them and everyone starts dissing me because they think I'm a good for nothing man stealer!
If people would pay attention like you do, maybe they would realize that i'm not rude to EVERYONE. Sorry, you probably dont care about this but I needed to vent. It will never happen again. Promise. :D sorry.
yes usually we have a telekinetic link but something severed the link and if you see him tell him where the hell are you your brothers are going insane and tell him the red fox has lost it's tail he'll know what it means
wait wait he said hes talking you what the fuck damn he does have some problems well we think we know what happened its those damn wood ogres the demons got in a war with them a centeries ago and have had bad blood ever since we think they got about 50 of them to take him in a kidnapping well us princes mammon asmodeus me and pytho will go start another war and get belphagor back we thinking of raising satan back to just settle the thing because those ogres bastards are some super strong suns of bitches we would get our other brother beelzebub coming but we think hes been taken to but we dont know yet because two of the strongest demons in existence they would need an army and one helluva battle field so were thinkning of going to the amazon rain forest and should either find our brothers body back dead or alive from the damn ogres remember if you hear a word tell us remember tell him the red fox has lost it's tail
First question how the Fuck do you kill a demon
would a dark moving shadow attached to nothing that has been following me around count as a demon prince
Because guys im scared and Vulcans dont even get scared my ghost hunting equipment was found destroyed this morning so it may be your brother
no no we searched the everywhere except forests caves and jungles so unless you live in a log cabin or a cave dweller its not him bael is not a shadow and bael he besides if he were to wreck your equipment the he'd likely leave you dead to or but 12 puonds of panther expoliseves in your house and juding by your comment your still alive since were down beelzebub and bael were meeting up with our cousin the four horsemen of Apocalypse since we can't raise all of them were raising death and war and maybe if we can wed raise pestilence and famine but wed need armies upon armies to take down the ogres so tommorow night were rasing our just as strong cousins war and death so from tommorow on all hell will begin to break lose natural disasters will be everywhere but the princes shall get more stronger if more people are sinning and demons will triple so if i were you id find the deepest hole and crawl in it and seal the exist because once we begin war wth the ogres in the amazon rain forest they shall call upon other giants pixes thousand s of other creatures to help and te last ar we barely won but now we don't have beelzebub or bael its gonna take a while probably a month or two or a
okay are you sure no body as heard from him in the past few days midnightcresent,mr.spock or ehothewerepika or freek because soon we will have to start a war among the ogres and not al us demons will survivive including me and we might not win because satan is stil trapped in hell and instead we got pytho sort of an 8th prince that replaces satan but please has any of you heard from bael or beelzebub in the few days?!?
i have not heard a thing from him i could try to contact him tap into some dark spells all i know is i had a vision last night that i cant seen to get out of my head. i was trying to tap into my animal spirit i closed my eyes then sundenly i saw a burning leaf no matter what i did it would not go away as the leaf burned the ashes dispeared and i saw a rose hinden underneith it. i know it sounds sorta corny and sounds like a sipple vision but it had this dark feel apon it i have never felt. what do u think is that a sign or something?
But whos going to pay for my equipment I was going to upgrade it with a darkmatter shock blast and stasis stream but now I cant
Btw the shadow is starting to move closer should i be worried and could you lend some assistants someting tells me in not going to survive more then a week unless I get some help
and ill try to locate Baal with an ancient Vulcan teichnice
Live long and prosper
@freek: lol it was my fault for mentioning homecomming :P. I spend way too much time on facebook. I think i should stop, or else I wont get my story done :( Why would she wanna kill you?
Anyways, I dont think you're a no good manstealer. Well, first I cant judge you 'cause I don't know you in real life, but on this hub, i think ur an awsome friend. Even if you're hot in real life, I would stare a little I guess but I dont think im that cheap. I mean, I would only date a girl with a great personality. If a dude is that cheap and likes you jsut for ur looks, then you are too good for them. :P lol its okay you can get ur feelings out here. :)
oh yeah um...good luck getting your bro. back
and i stayed up late playing halo so i had a dream that i was in a banshee and it crashed and i died but im not supersticious so...whatever nevermind
ehothewerepika: hey u know what u r are a really good guy most guys if they saw a hot chick they would be all over that ;) lol
oh really? thanks :P i never got this many compliments about my personality all my life haha.
midnighcresent im nound see what they say about the vision you had an sock for now were putting most of our effort into finding bael and we wont have some help sent over for you or a while and i looked it up what your seeing is a well shadow demon their called shadows with the abbilitty to conceal themselves a san objects shadow so that thing could fallow you everywhere if i were you bath in some holy water splash some holy water on the shadow and make a circle of salt around yourself because once that thing starts attacking you it won't be pretty ill see about the help it =ll take a while you know since today were going at war and thanks ehothewerepika
hi everybody
ok tell me if u find baal i am worried.
ehothewerepika: that is because u deserver u compliments :)
so let me guess u dont have a facebook do u?
aww thanks :)
no i have a facebook do u?
hey you guys we found beelzebub and bael but were still at war and umm its beelzebub those bastards killed him hes dead a demon prince of hell died today and bael hes close to being dead in a few days if hes not fully recovered he dead those bastards killed one of my brothers we found them haning by the neck on a tree on fire but we dont die easily but those cock sucking mother fuckers kill Beelzebub the princes are really well like the mammon hit us with sadness and bael's on the verge of dying and were having a funeral for beelzebub our beloved prince of brother in war our brother at satan's house in egypt were going to bury him you guys are invited all you gotta do is go to egypt and we'll find you but you don't gotta go
sorry i dont have that kind of money. is there anything u can do to save baal?
ehothewerepika yes i do have a facebook what is ur info so i can add u?
Rest in Peace, Beelzebub
Sorry to hear about his passing away
Anyways we cant randomly go to Egypt one day so we'll mourn for him here.
Give him a 1 minute of silence...
yeah rest in peace............
no there nothing you guys can do to help bael but hope and spock how did the shadow ghost thing go um going to try and get off the subject of my brothers dying and ehothewerepika bael said you go to high school hows that and midnightcresent he said you were in high school as well hows that and if bael doesnt recover by tommorow then theres no hope by the way if i were you guys id stay out of the amazon rain forest us ad the ogres forces are still fighting pretty gruesomely the other day asmodeus was so pissed he literarly riped an ogre's tongue and lungs throw his nostril then chocked two of them with the tongue even i a demon prince was a little disgusted there was so much blood and grossness so for most of you that wont be hard to avoid
every time I tried tob locate him I got an elelctric shock to the brain sorry
go asmodeus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck them up! more pian on them the better.
an no i am in middle school, next year i will be in high school i am 14
thats okay and it looks like those ogres had them under some tight security then and its too late we found him and by 11 pm tonight if hes not okay then its too late hes dead
leviathan would the war between the demons and ogers have any effect on human life and could the Enterprise my starship be of any assisstance ill channel some of my life force into hum mabey that will help keep him alive
hey it is midnightcreascent: i will wiat to here about him
and go asmodeus kill those mofos the more pian for them the better!
@ ehothewerepika: It dont matter no more! We just broke up! Anywho, ha ha....usually I would smart off or say something sarcastic about how all men want is a super sexy hot tamolly,.....but I wont. Anyway, she is the only one that has read part of my story and she loves it and wants a free copy. If she doesnt get one, she will kill me. Thats why. And um thanks, I guess I'll take that as a compliment. Was it? Oh never mind! I gotta go, I'm hungry and I dont know what the hell to type. Oh wait, In my book the girl broke up with her man.....what a coincedence! Ayyyy.....thanks for listening. Most guys dont. :D
@midnightdeath: well...sorry but i dont wanna reveal my personal info out here really...anyways sorry that was a bad idea
@freek: sorry 2 hear about that D: lol cool im so slow in writing my story i started when i was in 8th grade but now im barely halfway done :( lolz i guess it was :P
its hard not to listen to someone on a hub XD lol ur welcum D: well...they should start listening haha
@ ehothewerepika: Its okay. He was my bff's brother. They are triplets and very dramatic so it wasnt too hard to get over. :) Well, what grade are you in now? I just started writing it like...maybe two months ago and I'm only on chapter 13 so. Dont feel bad, thats only 100 pages. I write alot, but then get bored and delete it. It gets irritating! Anyway...ha ha, you dont have to listen to me. I agree it is hard to ignore people on hubs, but to be honest I only read yours. Everyone else I cant stand so...:P btw what was what? I'm all confused. #:(
Oh wait, did you mean it WAS a compliment? Okay I get it. Duh! My bad I usually dont know what I'm talkin bout so if I get confused sorry! :P
@ehothewerepika: lol...im a freshman in highschool haha...freshman fridays :P 100 pages already??? ive written for a year with only 80 pages :( im so slow at things...except sprinting :P anyways...its okay i like listening to you. ur an interesting person :P
haha lol its okay...its not easy to understand this crappy typer
oh i understand completly u never now how is looking at this hub.
u think baal is ok?
haha yeah even if im a guy im still cautious :P
anyways...idk i hope hes okay but idk anything..this is the internet anything can happen
Nowadays, to turn into a vampire you must :
1. Have Vampire Blood in your body.
2. Die
3. Drink Human blood to finish the transitioning.
A TV show called Vampire dairies mentioned it.
To Kill A vampire:
1. Drive A stake Through Its Heart.
2. Werewolf bite.
Vampires are the living dead, some are controlled. Others are not. A herb called revaine stops vampires from compelling you. If you digest this herb daily, you can't become a vampire and a vampire can't feed on you. This herb was found in the 1860's. It no longer exits.
vampires rule,the people that hate them are stupid!
GO VAMPIRES!
LOVE THEM!
hey guys bael he well recovered i guess but he has amnesia and we don't know if he'll recover ya see the boy he was possessing was too powerful and now their fighting for control and we don't even know how he got amnesia or anything and were badly losing the war without beelzebub and bael and the ogres are starting to conquer some of our homeland hell but once bale recovers we expect to win back the parts of hell we lost and win the war and by the way he still remembers this website and your guys internet names
good hopefuly he heals fast.
whats goin' on?
@vamp-gemz: ...read above
btw i like eating nutella
hey guys im back im sorry i havent been on here in a while there was this whole incident where i got kidnaped then brutally beat and i got amnesia and then i woke up just an hour ago and i feel weird and different and now it looks like me and the powerful host i was using kinda fused and now im trapped in this human form me the prince of hell that got brutally bitch slapped by those freakin ogres so what did i miss anything did anyone else die or new people or what?and by the way if you guys get approached by ogres you have never even heard of demons or know me or anything
danggggg baal im so freaking glad ur okay!
idk you didnt miss much...just we talked about you a little
anyways...are u okay? yeah okay i dont rat
@ ehothewerepika: Lol. Thanks. I am kinda of interesting arent I? Oh wait...people arent supposed to say that about themselves are they? Oops. ;) A freshman? Really? You speak like you're older than that. Only 80 pages? How often do you write? I'm just in a hurry with mine, because I'm a little scared of 2012 and I want to get the book published by then. But I dont think it will happen. How on earth do people sprint!? I can barely stand up I'm soo lazy! I guess thats because no matter how much I eat and how little I exercise, I stay small. Ha ha. :D lol.
btw, how am I interesting? :)
yeah but i dont know i feel kinda weird ever since i woke up yesterday kinda like im in a dream or something but im not sure i was talkin to asmodeus and i heard beelzebub died and luaghed at what he did to those bastards anyway i guess im okay i guess just a little sad that beelzebub died but he'll be back once a demon prince dies they get reincarnated into something usually stronger or more powerful like satan he said he died like twice and now hes super powerful but we aren't sure if hes gona come back and if he does when and f he does into what like he might came back as himself just with more powers or into some giant black rabbit with bat wings and green fangs hopfully hell come back as himself just more powerful and sharp claws or something cool like eyes that if you look into them you turn inside out well anyway im okay how are you guys?and since i was gone who was the guy that took my place was it spock im betting anything it was spock and if you see an ogre tell me somehow i here some of them are starting to be cloaked and attacking cities and states and countries and evrything so if you guys see a 8 to 10 feet ugly man or woman first of all run and then tell me were kinda losing the war but now that im back were starting to win a little
Thank u for all of this info but i really hope it works or i might get killed i already got my vampire hunting suit but i could always need a partener u can reach me on my cell phone but i will give it 2 u on my myspace plz add me my user name is pagan wyit/austin tyler ray send me a friend request and if u need my help i will help u.
thank you.
im just glad your alive baal
there is no such thing as a vampire...vampires dont exist...vampires r not real...they r characters tht created by bram stocker in early 1860's...i mean dracula...n anne rice's fiction character as well...there is no such thing as immortality..the things tht lives soon would b dead...i admit vampires r a unique characters ever created....like they r perfect...but perfect sometimes not fun...its only a fiction characters
@ elena gilbert: If you dont believe in vampires, then why do you watch Vampire Diaries? You're getting your info off of it I'm not an idiot. The 1860's is when Stefan and Damon were turned into a vampire, and also, if you dont believe in them then why are you on this hub? If you didnt believe in them, then you would have no use to KILL THEM.
@freek: haha yeah ur interesting :P idk...ususally writers are interesting cuz they have like a world in their head and yeah...i dont get how ppl can think of you as a manstealer cuz on this hub you sound like a really mature person :P
anyaways...what? i sound older? maybe cuz im a writer too...i dont think im really mature...heehee how do i sound older? i mean...i cant spell :( maybe cuz im nice? am i nice?
i write for 15 min everyday but most days i go back and correct all my grammar mistakes (my friends proofread it for me i suck at grammar)lol. idk i like sprinting cuz you feel unstoppable for a while...then you have to stop. today i ran a 3miler but i didn't try and i dont have the asthma thing anymore :D stil..i bet im shorter than you :P
@baal: well im jsut glad you still remember us adn that ur still okay. no duh i would run if i see an 8 foot dude. anyways...it was asmodeus that took over, i guess. things arent the same w/o u
Well none of that worked the real way ta kill a vampire is 2 ripe them a part and burn the pieces in different places, and vampiers are real they are a part of history check them out on google or history.com and if u didnt beleave n them then y r u on this sit.!!!!!
Well none of that worked the real way ta kill a vampire is 2 ripe them a part and burn the pieces in different places, and vampiers are real they are a part of history check them out on google or history.com and if u didnt beleave n them then y r u on this sit.!!!!!
if any of u actually bellive in vampiers you are freaks.
why do u belive in them, why?
@ ehothewerepika: lol. I can be mature. When I'm not hopped up on Red Bull :D Yeah, I guess thats why. Because you're a writer. That and because you're you. And you are TOTALLY right! C: We do have worlds in our minds! Ha ha.
Yeah! You're totally nice! The nicest dude I know :P 3miler D: How do you do that!? I feel soo intimidated right now! I can barely run for a minute, let alone long enough to run a 3miler! Gosh! Idk. How tall are you? I'm 5.3" I just finished pg.137 O: I'M ObSeSsEd!!! ;P Do you believe in the whole 2012 thing?
@freek: yeah...lol all i drink is izze and orangina haha! i'm "addicted" to gelato, nutella, and mentos. weird huh? yeah its really weird...it's like having too lives. i mean...idk what parts of me are real...because...im not really...me...on this hub. sorry. im serious. im not me. maybe i should leave.
thanks...but again, idk if thats me or not...or just my main character...lol i joined cross country for 2 days and i got discouraged because im not a very endurancy perosn. anyways...idk if im 5'4" or 5'2"...its the whole double worlds thing again. oh man..i should stop.
i play too many apocalyptic video games. but i dont really think anything will happen :(
@freek: oh yeah is there another way to contact you? like...email or something? i feel like i need to talk...about the double worlds thing :(
WOW! I don't think there is much else to say.
well, b if u dont beleave n them then y r u here and look them up cause i kno forsure they r real so no ass hole like u is gona change our minds!!!! iv only seen 2 vampires but idk were ta find any more. are they any other vampier slayers that live close 2 me
well,b i kno vampiers r real iv seen 2!! look them up!. r they any other vampier slayers that live close 2 me?idk were 2 find any other vampiers
vampieres r not real
and by the way where and when did u see the"vampiers" slayer?
b
b hi vampires are more likely to be real than you might expect you closedminded ass
yeah i noticied
@Tinakar3: how come?
nice to hear from u again baal how is ripping apart the orges going? how did the orges find u and capture u?
@ehothewerepikachuuuuuuu: To begin with I was doing a bit of research. Then I began reading the comments. I really do not know what to say about the comments. I believe that anything is 'possible'. However, some of the comments on here are quite far out there. Then some people want to condem those who's comments I am speaking of. Although I obviously do not agree with everyone on here, as that would be impossible. I do not feel any of them should be condemed for their opinions. In conclusion: WOW. That's about all there is to it.
well,b i saw the vampiers 3 weeks ago!! at the old resteront down the street!! and now adays people call them apotomikins u can find more info on them with that name!! and not all of those vampiers/apotomikins r dead 4 good and im pretty dam sure theres more, and ther r different types of vampires and they were discoverd in 1418 or earlier back then they were called vampyre same but spelled different and now they r called apotompkins or try searching apotomikine vampire i think i spelled that about right,and we have a library up the street that has all the info on vampires lots of books and a note that was from an early settler on vampier attacks that was found in new england.
guys has anyone seen vampires suck
Fasscinating
yo baal nice to see you back
thanks slayer i still dont belive in them though how did ya no it was a vamp?
By the the way if any one reads my comments please talk to me!
p.s i love twilight
@Tinakar3: well thats life. if you wanna get ur opinions out, instead of saying "WOW" like were a bunch of kids, maybe you should say something else as in a debate.
@freek: oh yeah im 5'4" oops
yeah nice to see you too spock and midnightmoon88 the ogres caught me by surpise i was walkin home from the store when twenty ogres poped in my lawn they were invisible some how then they toke me beat up brutally then set me on fire and then hung me still on fire to a thirty five feet tree and one of them carved their name bob into my arm i had to remove the entire arm and grow it back
@baal: ouch...
Hey thx have you seen the lost tapes it said they can morph and disapear quick help they can or be immortals i need some advice O.O
to b. because they were sucking the blood of a dog so they were either freaks or vampiers then they through a big glass vase at me and said we should kill u get out........ soooo yep
baal will the battle with the demon and ogors do any damage to the human race
broke up yesterday over phone. then i liked this other girl. when she somehow found out this was her reaction "oh him?? eww" wtf!!!!!!!!! im really pissed i just needed to get my feelings out here sorry.
OMG!! im bleeding wtf! i didnt even feel it. well im going back 2 that library 2 find more info on apotomikin vampiers
damn slayer they musta been some sick ass bastards and im a freakin prince of hell and even i know thats sick and ehothewerepka it didnt hurt that much no im playin it hurt worse then hell and spock if a human would be caught in a fight between one of us and the ogres then it would kill them but we have a code to all us religion or mythologyical or greek myth creatures dont mess with human and if we do we make sure no one hears but us demons dont follow the rules sometimes thats why they make movies on us like nightmare on em street or jason and stuff
Lol nightmare on em street is my favorite movie
balfegor r u a good demon or a bad one? and is that movie true? and i kno right i didnt even kno they slashed me! lol
will the Enterprise mY Star ship be of any assistence in the
Battle for hell
well first of all my name is correctly spelled belphagor and im a prince of hell whether im good or bad is open to your intepretation and spock naw thats alright i got my own plane me and asmodeus built it ourselves the ultimate war machine and slayer the demons are real but ya see there much worse in real life in the movies they seem like ittens compared t what they are in real life and they got some of the apperances wrong but the movies did originated form the real demon freddy kruegor and jason and stuuff
OMG!! i met 2 other vampier slayer last night they were at the library the women was checking out a book and the guy was reading one ane they seen my neckless and said ohhh r u a slayer and i said yea r u and they said yea thats y we r here. shew thats a pound off my shoulder i thought i was the only one n my area haha!!
vampires r more nicer than u think and more deidly than u thank i met 1...
to gray star yea i agree but not all vampiers are. as long as they dont hert a human we dont hunt them and kill them but this sit is all wrong they got this stuff form movies
yo again peeps even though slayer is the only one reads my comments how r u all? life suks alot vampiers r cool though but I still dont belive in them those 2 people suck the dogs blood were probs just freaks were so mentill that they convinsed themselfs they were vamps.
ps. plese reply someone
b
yo again peeps even though slayer is the only one reads my comments how r u all? life suks alot vampiers r cool though but I still dont belive in them those 2 people suck the dogs blood were probs just freaks that were so mentill that they convinsed themselfs they were vamps.
ps. plese reply someone
b
yeah hey b you know me ive been on this hub page for a few months the demon prince and yeah life does suck well for me its kind of the afterlife i was never alive i jus posses ppl cuz im a demon prince of hell
and hey you guys what the hell hapen to ehothewerepika and midnightmoon i havent heard from them in a while
no im still alive just...a little busy
yea b yr prob right. anyways those other 2 slayers i met at the library called me and my godddd! they got n 2 it with a vampier i told them ta meet me at the library and they were badly hert so next time ill go wiff them cause iv never got that hert but i may not make it but i still got ta try c ya all later!!
oh okay jus checkin ehothewerepika ya knwo since the whole war thing im in so whatcha busy wit these days?
umm...mostly school i guess too many projects
should i wear the leather catsuit or just the black jumpsuit tomarrow 4 hunting any advice?
@slayer: wait you're female...right? cuz a guy in a catsuit...um...not a good idea
hhaha youd look like such a homo if you were to dress in a catsuit and you were a guy slayer if youre a dude go for the jumsuit if youre a girl catsuit hhaha a man in a catsuit hahha
if your a girl, catsuits maybe will stun the vamp. for a few seconds...if you know what i mean
why the salt?
how is the war going belephagor I mean whos winning
to ehothewerepika and belphagor, yea ima female and hahahaha thanx but i kno a guy that wairs a black catsuit when he hunts idk y but it suits him ok ill go with the catsuit thanx
oh thanks spock us superior demons are still kinda losing the war we might have to make a peace treaty thats what other demons what but i say hell no those douche bags almmost killed me so their going to make a eace treaty over my dead body apparetly ill never let it happen but were plaing on a huge invasoin tonight in their wood nest i think im gonna set the place on fire with some hell fire staright from hell the start killing those ogres and slayer yeah a catsuit sounds better
@slayer: lol yeah np and good luck :P
@belphagor: (i thought it was belphegor?) anyways...why are you all fighting in the 1st place?
@baal: oh yeah and do you fight angels?
i got a bad feeling about halloween.ohhh i am loving this suit but it might b 2 tight ill just b catwomen on halloween hahaha lol.
belphagor I think this fighting is pointless you should persue peace otherwise I must intervene
sorry havent been on had alot going on
baal dont let them catch u again u might not servive next time.
OMG!! my lip is bleeding again damn vampiers they all can drop dead!! again. lol
I have a vampire killing kit....
damn vamps can fight! almost got killed that. basterd!
Quit bashing the writer of this site. He listed all known POSSIBLE ways to kill a vampire.
If you wanna be 100% certain, I'd say burn the vampire's body. Bury a third of it underground, throw a third of it in a lake, and then throw the last of it in the ocean.
Or you could just chop off the head and throw THAT in the ocean. Let's see him rejuvenate when his head is being separately digested by fish, sharks and a million eukaryotic organisms.
did any one watch the history channle today they told the truth about vampiers who would kno that they would b alot n romania mayb i should go there ta hunt but idk they got enough slayers and hunters there.
@bonga: we didn't ALL bash the writer. and fish and sharks ARE eukaryotic.
@slayer: hey um...why are you hunting vamps in the 1st place? and around how old are you?
@ehothewerepika um cause im a vampier slayer its what i do and im 27 im n good enough shap ta do my job well its not really a job cause i dont get paid but u kno what i mean... r u a hunter 2? how old r u!
hey belphagor i dont belive you posses peeps and all that but if it was true poor u!
and slayer i still dont belive in vamps but i feel sorry for those other vamp slayers how badly hurt were they injured?
@slayer: so when you were born you were made to kill vampires? and nooo im not a slayer. im a novelist and videogamer. im 13 years younger than you O__o
oh yeah sorry ehothewerepika its belphegor and were fighting cuz those bastards tried to kill me a demon prince worshiped by tons of other demons it like if someone shoot obama would you start war on their country and spock us demons thats the thing about us we love pointless violence almost as much as regular violence and midnightmoon8 yeah i started carrying tons of weapons with me and B how dare you you little fucker you dont beliven me i will kill you sun of a bitch i wasnt talkin to you go back to sucking your dad's cock and fucking homeless peopel fucker how dare you cocking sucking bastard i posses people but if someone raises em witch can make someone do and they do this whole ritual with gallons of fresh blood from a man you killed which happens pretty often i have a physical form you douche bag quit sucking you cat's balls and yes im tryin to start somethin you little fag why did you insult me B i hope you get caught by the cops next time you rape some kid because we all know how you tell every little boy you want some candy i hope you get caught and ass raped in prison a lot and you have to suck cocks oh but wait you do that evryday and love it B
@ b their nose was busted the women got a brok arm and her head was bleeding the guys lip was bleeding and he twisted hes ankle. @ehothewerepika well i wasnt exacly born 2 b 1 but my family shar the belives of vampiers as romanians do so most of my family were slayers so i guess it was my birth right in a way but the only slayers left n my family is me my brother and cusins
@slayer: cool. hey you know the author of this hub says hes a vampire hunter/slayer too?
why do u guys want to hunt vampires in the first place?
arnt we all the same when it comes down to it? they servive off of us like we servive off of animals and really we r animals we r mammals so what makes us any differnt then vampires besides what we eat?
@ehothewerepika yeaa i kno he says that but all of his info is all wrong thats just the sterio types if u really wona kill a vampier go ta ask.com and type truth about vampiers....c yaaa
I love vampires!!!!!!! They should really make a movie about how 2 kill a vampire!!!!!!!!!! And just about vampires! All you people out there who DON'T belive in vampires are a bunch of freaks!!!!!!!!!1
sooooo!! i had fun 2night HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! & omg i went n a haunted house soo creapy!!! and stayed on the grave of the american vampier well his name was zoske n the early 1900s and then was a cused of being a vampier and was killed n his own home yep thats the legend... i think i spelled all that right heee heeee haha lol lmao
Merry meet m'dears. It seems many interesting creatures have appeared on this hub. How many vampyres are left here? Haha! Also; isn't it spelled Ba'al? Or is that only in Egyptian text? No offense intended; I am merely curious.
hello irstof all i hate you b and ill deal with you later ad guess what evrone me and all the other princes just got bumbed up to kings becaue of the on going war we need more demon so we all had kids i havent named mine yet but i think ill name him junior and clarissa no one has called me that in a while reminds me of baal-peor man does that bring back memories but anyway now im a king of hell well satan saysits just until we win the war then we go back to princes but now i have so much power right now im lteraly beating up three ogres with one hand and the other hand typing this i feel i can do anything and i didnt read ll the previous comments on this but i saw enought hey b fuck you and midnigthmoon8 can you beive it im a fuckign king of hell and i hunt vampires becaue i just dont likethose self-absorbed suns of bitches and ehothewerepika hows life man before i didnt think mine life could get worse and now im a ing ruling beside my brothers and nephews and my own sun but i dont think theyll live long since were in a war some of us are gonna die and asmodeus has bee inda busy but he sends his hellos
I just got alot of candy and hosted a party it was awesome
To get Information from movies is pathetic. Find methods from ancient literature. Both you Wannabe Vampires and Humans amuse me.
yeaa i agree with L hee heee.OMG im gona c if we can go back 2 romania it was awesome their theres vampier hunters everywere their...anyways i better go suit up almost time ta go hunting i dont really feel like going last week i got slaped n a toom well it looked like a toom mayb ill just stay here nawww im going back ta kick his ass dat basterd he almost nocked my tooth out! ooo he pisses me off!
I guess October 31 was fun...but to me it's just a day where i can cosplay without being weird. I'm Christian, so I'm not really into all the haunted stuff. I just hung around w/ my friends at my friends house and we went out to get canday but nothing really halloweenspirity. The stuff in the halloween store creeps me out :( Haha I'm a wimp
And hey Baal, how did you have a son? Are there princesses of hel too?
@slayer: oh yeah are you really 27? you seem like a little kid. i mean, dont take it as offensive or anything, im just saying i think its cool to still be so hyper and stuff when ur 27 and ur a vamp. slayer
yeah ehothewerepika were all kings and we all have sons and damn i hate halloween but i stilll went trick or treating even though my host that d what about you day was a grown man ut i cant help but want candy and eah me too Halloween stores creep me out and holy shit slayer your 27 and guess whos birthday is coming up MINE THIS WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 3RD is my birthday jus imagine a few million years ago i was made by satan ad ehothewerepka i put enough enrgy into a this one preganant chick and she gave birth to my real child and since were demons we age faster then humans and yesterday he said his first words fuck you
and ohh yeah ehothewerepika no nto yet thee is no princesses of hell once the boy is at least ten ill have a wife
Hello again. Thank you Ba'al for clarifying. (Do you prefer a certain spelling of your name?) I am watching the History channel and was wondering if anyone of you believe in the 2012 catastrophy idea. I have my own doubts about it but then again have also seen odd visions/dreams.
@ehothewerepika lol hahaha yeaaa im really 27 and i had a few drinks last night sooo yep i was hyper anyway do u have a myspace or somthing....shewww i so bored.
Hello, I truly do not know if vmpires are real or not, i just want to know a way to tell all the posers who are for sure not vampires to quit trying to act like one is there anyone out there who also has my dillemma?
well hey slayer i seen u the other day! and yr sooooo hottt!! mayb u could come over some time we can have some fun if u kno what i mean.
stop killing my kind and start killing human and blood for all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you will never find out who i am!!!
@baal: wow thats interesting! i dressed up as link for oct 31 :P how bout y'all?
@ClarissaB: i dont think the world will suddenly end. first cause the sun is only halfway through its lifespan, and second...what could really happen to make an apocalypse? anyways...if you play majora's mask, apocalypses are nothing :S haha
@Someone: hey i think its kinda the same thing as cosplay
@slayer: lol i have a facebook but im not comfortable about sharing my info like...out here?
@its me: uh...horny much??
@head vampire: um...okay
@ehothewerepika ok i understand but do kill vampiers 2?
@ its me awwwww thank u but ummm whats yr name do i kno u wait yeaaa u were wairing the black jackit right? just call me!
yea i was wearing a black jacket can i say yr real name on here? and give me yr # on myspace ok baby.... dam girl u gota nice chest!
I went as Freddy Krueger and I hosted a Halloween party
@slayer: lol no but in my novel im part of a werewolf pack that fights vampires. i mean, i dont hate them or anything, i just thought it would be more actiony with fighting. one of my girlfriends in the story is a vamp! oh my its me sure has the hots 4 u O__o lol nice chest
@Mr.Spock: wow i saw that at the halloween store but it was a statue that moved. did u buy a costume or did you make urs? i made mine cuz link cosplay is too expensive :(
@ehothewerepika ohh well whats the name of the book? and i kno right lol
@ its me no dont say my name on here,and i just sent u my # n a messege soo call mee! and thank youuuu!
ok i got yr #, and u r sooooo welcome!! awww! baby u gota come down sometime.what r u wearing sexy?!
cheese
hey ehothewerepika those assholes the ogres killed my son so then we wen tover there kicked there ass and now there my bitch we won the fucking war and i went back down to being the 5th prince of hell bael oh and you like the new name balan its a name from these crazy ass bastards like a thousand years ago so whats new with you ehothewerepika oh and spock a halloween aty sounds fun and you fuckers didnt even say happy birthday i turned the big new 66,000,000 thanks you guys and i was gonna invinte you into my crib down in hell for some burgers and parties and hookers and cool stuff i you coulda pet my pet cheetah and got laid by a succubus and all you had to do was say happybirthday yesterday ehothewerepika and spock oh and other people who comment on here regularly
this website is stupid
shewww...so bored someone talk 2 me plzzzz
heyyyyy guys! i think this is a good sit 4 slayers and hunters 2 chat with each other so did any 1 have any luck!
@ ehothewerepika: Lol! Look who is getting their feelings out now! Ha Ha! But seriously dude, sorry bout you're break up. That's kinda weird though, I just did the same thing! Only I got dumped. Oh well. He was kinda boring. I had an awesome halloween!!! I went through the same haunted house twice! And I only screamed 4 times! A clown tried to give me his phone number too. :( Freaky. Um, idk. I dont know how to give you an email adress without everyone on the hubpage getting it! That would suck. I'd be getting emails from Spock and bael or whatever his name is. Yeah, I wanna talk about the two worlds thing too. Maybe we can figure out some sort of communication so that no one will be able to stalk us. Oh! I now have a stalker! All I know is that they are foreign and they know everything about me! Its scary! Well, I need to type my book. I havent for 3 weeks. TTYL.
:) :P ;D
@ freek r u a vampier or somthing and y dont u just tell someone u have a stalker.and im sorrry about yr break up...whats yr book about is it about vampiers?
@ slayer: Yeah, I'm a vamp. But there is only one way on earth to become un-vamped, and I'm in the process of it. So I wont be one for long. I dont really wanna tell anybody about my stalker cause its at school and it would get WAY out of hand. But um, yeah, my book is about vampires. R U into vamps? It's mostly a comedy. Ehothewerepika and I are both really involved in our books. It affects our real lives. It can be cool and scary both. And thanks. I'm just now getting upset about it. Lol :) I'm a little slow when it comes to emotions. If you wanna know more about the book or somethin just ask. TTLY :D
@freek do u mean the spell that u can chant 2 become unvampe?and i would love 2 read yr book. i kno what u mean lol.and yea im in 2 vampiers but im a vampier hunter we only kill evil ones though u kno the ones that act out the sterio type of killing
I bought the glove and hat
I just started writing a movie script for a movie with me and my friends
@ slayer: No, not the spell. I'm a different breed of vamp. I'm talking 'turning your innerself' it has all of these weird things to eat, and stuff to do every day. Its a long process, but it works. And thanks. If you do read my book when and if its published, please dont be offended by the vampire hunters in it. They arent very pleasent. And Lol :D yeah, those are the worst! ha ha. And dont be offended by this either but are you a guy or a girl? I dont have the energy to go back and read all of the comments on here so I have no idea. :p
Bye Bye! :)
@freek lol yea im a girl r u? and good luck with yr book
and becoming unvampiered!
and no one cares about my movie business
this is interesting but it seems you've fallen victim to the rediculous myths, like most humans have these days.
let me correct what you think the traits of a vampire are.
1. We can walk in the sunlight, we aren't any more affected than a regular human (unless a vampire sadly has an unfortunate disease that makes their skin sensitive to light, and a human can get this disease as well)
2. vampires come in different varieties of race, so one may be a tiny pale skinned white guy and another could be a very large, muscular black guy. we have just as much blood as any human.
3. although a vampire's nails are usually stronger than a human's, they are not "claw-like" we aren't animals.
4. sleeping in coffins and hanging upside down like a bat? rediculous. i don't know where you people come up with this crap.
5. it is scientifically impossible for a being to morph into another being, like a person into a bat. it's just not possible.
6.no reflection? the reflection of a being has nothing to do with it's "species". light rays are light rays. please, read a science book.
7. as far as being undead, that's not true. we are just as alive as anyone. we have blood flowing through our veins like everyone else, we breathe and eat like anyone else. we put our pants on one leg at a time.
8. as for "fangs" that's more of a genetic thing. it isn't specifically a vampire thing, humans can have fairly sharp teeth as well. they don't look like snake fangs or anything like that, they are usually just a bit sharper than an average person's canines. i only knew one vampire that had "fang-like" teeth, and he used to be able to rip open coke cans with them, before his dentist filed them down.. that's the only case i know where a vampire had exceptionally sharp teeth.
9. something you didn't mention that many people believe to be true: vampires cannot stand holy water/holy relics/holy ground. lemme just say this in the best way i can... bullshit
10. lemme just quickly blow off the garlic myth as well, i don't feel like wasting my time with that rediculous bag of crap.
11. Vampires are born, not created. we don't have the ability to turn someone into a vampire, unless we drain a person so much that there body starts to steal the energy of others to heal itself in desperation. but it's only temporary. it's a genetic thing, so please, get off Vampirefreaks.com and stop begging people to "turn you" it's not going to happen. you're just going to get raped.
12. now onto "thirst for blood". blood is delicious. it really is. but that has nothing to do with being a vampire. it's just plain good, like cheescake. other people don't like cheescake, and that's ok because some people have different tastes than others. some vampires don't even like cheescake.. er, blood. here, let me explain. the name "vampire" has become tainted with myths, like the ones mentioned above. All vampires are Psychic. no, not like "read-your-mind" psychic, i mean they "feed" off of the energy of others. this is why you always feel tired or drained when you come into contact with that certain suspicious person. some vampires, like myself, choose to stay Psy and not go Sang (Sangunarian: a blood drinker) for their own purposes. Some vampires choose the Sang path (but they can still "feed" without having to drink blood if they want to) because blood is easier to take energy from and contains more of that person's energy, rather than the person's external energy. Sangs are required to have voluntary donors, and not feed like an animal. Psy's aren't usually required to, depending on that vampire's clan/cult/house.
We vampires are required to go by a code of conduct to keep the peace with humans. this code keeps everything cool and happy. so we would appreciate it if you would not taint our name with these horrible myths and lies. we are especially upset with Stephani Meyer...
anyway, i hope that i helped clear the fog and opened your eyes. oh, and there are many humans in the world that pretend to be vampires and sleep all day and stay up all night and act like a vampire from the movies, let me just tell you now they are faking, so don't stake them. oh, and we die just as easily as any human. a stake through the heart or silver bullets would kill anyone, so they can kill us too.. you don't need to go to extreme lengths to do it lol. but i would appreciate it if you didn't go out with this knowledge and use it for evil to start "hunting" us. that's using knowledge incorrectly, and only an ignorant person would do that..
anyway, i'm going to go have lunch. see ya ;]
this is interesting but it seems you've fallen victim to the rediculous myths, like most humans have these days.
let me correct what you think the traits of a vampire are.
1. We can walk in the sunlight, we aren't any more affected than a regular human (unless a vampire sadly has an unfortunate disease that makes their skin sensitive to light, and a human can get this disease as well)
2. vampires come in different varieties of race, so one may be a tiny pale skinned white guy and another could be a very large, muscular black guy. we have just as much blood as any human.
3. although a vampire's nails are usually stronger than a human's, they are not "claw-like" we aren't animals.
4. sleeping in coffins and hanging upside down like a bat? rediculous. i don't know where you people come up with this crap.
5. it is scientifically impossible for a being to morph into another being, like a person into a bat. it's just not possible.
6.no reflection? the reflection of a being has nothing to do with it's "species". light rays are light rays. please, read a science book.
7. as far as being undead, that's not true. we are just as alive as anyone. we have blood flowing through our veins like everyone else, we breathe and eat like anyone else. we put our pants on one leg at a time.
8. as for "fangs" that's more of a genetic thing. it isn't specifically a vampire thing, humans can have fairly sharp teeth as well. they don't look like snake fangs or anything like that, they are usually just a bit sharper than an average person's canines. i only knew one vampire that had "fang-like" teeth, and he used to be able to rip open coke cans with them, before his dentist filed them down.. that's the only case i know where a vampire had exceptionally sharp teeth.
9. something you didn't mention that many people believe to be true: vampires cannot stand holy water/holy relics/holy ground. lemme just say this in the best way i can... bullshit
10. lemme just quickly blow off the garlic myth as well, i don't feel like wasting my time with that rediculous bag of crap.
11. Vampires are born, not created. we don't have the ability to turn someone into a vampire, unless we drain a person so much that there body starts to steal the energy of others to heal itself in desperation. but it's only temporary. it's a genetic thing, so please, get off Vampirefreaks.com and stop begging people to "turn you" it's not going to happen. you're just going to get raped.
12. now onto "thirst for blood". blood is delicious. it really is. but that has nothing to do with being a vampire. it's just plain good, like cheescake. other people don't like cheescake, and that's ok because some people have different tastes than others. some vampires don't even like cheescake.. er, blood. here, let me explain. the name "vampire" has become tainted with myths, like the ones mentioned above. All vampires are Psychic. no, not like "read-your-mind" psychic, i mean they "feed" off of the energy of others. this is why you always feel tired or drained when you come into contact with that certain suspicious person. some vampires, like myself, choose to stay Psy and not go Sang (Sangunarian: a blood drinker) for their own purposes. Some vampires choose the Sang path (but they can still "feed" without having to drink blood if they want to) because blood is easier to take energy from and contains more of that person's energy, rather than the person's external energy. Sangs are required to have voluntary donors, and not feed like an animal. Psy's aren't usually required to, depending on that vampire's clan/cult/house.
We vampires are required to go by a code of conduct to keep the peace with humans. this code keeps everything cool and happy. so we would appreciate it if you would not taint our name with these horrible myths and lies. we are especially upset with Stephani Meyer...
anyway, i hope that i helped clear the fog and opened your eyes. oh, and there are many humans in the world that pretend to be vampires and sleep all day and stay up all night and act like a vampire from the movies, let me just tell you now they are faking, so don't stake them. oh, and we die just as easily as any human. a stake through the heart or silver bullets would kill anyone, so they can kill us too.. you don't need to go to extreme lengths to do it lol. but i would appreciate it if you didn't go out with this knowledge and use it for evil to start "hunting" us. that's using knowledge incorrectly, and only an ignorant person would do that..
anyway, i'm going to go have lunch. see ya ;]
oh, and as for the "killing the head vampire" thing, we have elders but i doubt you could kill them because they are very strong. and they wouldn't fight you anyway (they would just defend themselves) unless their cult/clan/house was in danger. and if you do manage to kill them (highly unlikely) the rest of us wouldn't die, because we weren't "turned" by them. we aren't ants. and if you were to kill them (again, unlikely) you would have hundreds and sometimes thousands (depending on the clan/cult/house of the elder you killed) of vampires out for vengance. you it would be a pretty stupid thing to do, so don't even bother. we have friends in high places. many vampires are judges, cops and sometimes vampires are in the mafia. so don't even bother, you would be digging your own grave if you tried.
@freek: lol :) im okay now i feel free being single :P and yeah :( sorry that was a bad idea. anyways...for oct. 31 i dressed up as link!! :P im not really into the creepy stuff though...im Christian and also the freaky stuff is just pretty dang creepy :O anyways...idk why but i can ONLY write on the computer! i cant think of anything on paper! :( ooh stalkers suck dont they :( hope you get rid of him/her soon. ttyl
(hey i thought i posted something like this but it didn't work so yeah)
@slayer: oh the title's undecided :( yeah sorry
@mr.spock: hey so whats it gonna be about? anyways i deleted my facebook :( sorry about that i had a lot of reasons though
@Krystal: hey i think what you wrote is pretty interesting. ever think of writing a book or at least a website? that'll be cool
its a horror movie about the Borg
and krystal you are so right no one belives me about that but how about blooding the blood transfer thing used to recruit pure and good humans into the vampire clan
@krystal i kno what u mean those sterio types mak me sick the ones about vampiers and vampier hunters/slayers we dont kill all vampiers like ppl think only the ones that act out the sterio type of killing kno what i mean? if u dont mind me asking what type of vamp r u? the blood drinking or energy?
@ehothewerepika ohhh ok let me kno when yr done i would love 2 read it
short and very simple.... DONT INVITE THEM IN UR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
@mr.spock: hey cool ur really into horror stuff aren't you?
@slayer: lol im only half way done :O yeah sure but i hope it actually gets published :\ my writing style is...er...idk its just kinda unique i guess... :P
@ahothewerepika ohhhhh ok welp good luck with that and im soooo bored
@slayer: hey thanks 4 calling me "aho" like "a ho" :P anyways lol thanks. you get bored a lot dont you? haha
(hey i posted this but it dissappeared D:)
@slayer: hey thanks for calling me "aho" like "a ho" lol jk anyways thanks i need all the good luck in the world. you get bored alot dont you? haha
@ehothewerepika hahaha lol sorry!! and yelp im steel bored do u got a twitter or myspace i ant got any thing 2 do....ttyl
@ehothewerepika hahaha lol sorry!! and yelp im steel bored do u got a twitter or myspace i ant got any thing 2 do....ttyl
I have killed so many vampires it is not even funny I am an alpha werewolf and I am more powerful than any little vampire pushover and if you don't believe in vampires or werewolfs than why are you even reading this. Now before you freak out yes I knew they were vampires and they knew I was a werewolf because they were presueing me and my pack members. Little known fact vampires can take the form of shadows crows and yes even bats.
@krystal I am not in the business of killing vampires I only kill them if they step out of place and kill human or werewolves that have done nothing wrong trust me I have killed may rouge werewolfs to it is so complicated being a teenage werewolf in these times
@thealphawolf: hey you know what? its weird how you remind me of my own alpha :\
@slayer: oh its okay it was kinda funny. and no, sorry, i used to have a facebook but i deactivated that :( hey try playing video games :P
@ehothewerepika ok ill go play somthing
@ the alpha wolf well im in the vampier killing business but iv only killed like 2 maybe 3 werewolfs and slayers/hunters have well i guess u could call them code names for vampiers and werewolfs the code name for a vampier is apotomikian which is what they r called now a days and the only thing we call werewolfs is licons because we dont hunt them they r other ppl 4 that we just hunt vamps.
@slayer: hey i have a question. can you give me some vampire names that aren't so cliche? thanks :P
this was very interesting it helped me with my report about vamps thank you sooo much :
@baal: where have you been? :(
btw remember this "i speak 3 languages and im going 2 bore you 2death you have affected me 2/ ur slothness flowerpower im going 2 sleep im not gay i have bromances but im not gay u cant change anything w/ ur words you cant win in life w/ only hatred burning in ur skull you dont have many friends do you? and i wont look 4 ur answer think about it what have you done w/ ur life btw why are u wastin time on this hub anyways. also you wont get 2 laugh in my face cuz you think you won an argument in which u yelled pointlessly i have a choice u know i wont allow u 2 get that satisfaction"?
it was the wisest thing i ever said, looking back...
@ehothewerepika yea c what u think of these Antone,Archre,Adam, Asema,Bryce, Bartholomew, Bartram, Carmine , Chandler , Charles , Damon , Drake , Darth , Emmit , Eulisses , Evrit , Frederik , Fromir , Grim , Granger , Hanzil , Hunter , Hitch , Isaac , Isiahia , Jasper , Jaymes , Jeronimo , Klark , Karver , Keetes ,Lucius
Luke
Louis
Mitch
Maxim
Mitrik
Nicholai
Norman
Nayte
Otto
Omar
Omen
Petrik
Pritchard
Parch
Prince
Quint
Quye
Quway
Romulus
Richard
Rumlar
Rakshasas
Redcap
Samuel
Savant
Sax
Tristan
Tack
Trixter
Ulrik
Uberto
Umbri
Upir
Viktor
Vance
Vome
Wright
Wendell
Winmore
Xix
Xander
Xensor
Yulis
Yao
Ymo
Zero
Zindo
Zulu......well i hope this helps is it a lil 2 much lmao?
(Wow these comments have gone off-track.) Thanks for this information, but I don't think it'd be that easy to kill vampires. Yes, they may be mythical creatures and all and they're SUPPOSED to be exaggerated, but the ideas that they can't stand garlic and they're sensitive to sunlight doesn't make any sense to me. I'm the kind of person who has to understand WHY things work before I can believe it. So if anyone can explain these outrageous characteristics to me, it'd be greatly appreciated. ^-^
(P.S. Please don't kill anyone because you suspect they're a vampire. I don't know if they exist or not, but if they do, it's not your job to kill them. And if they DON'T exist, well to put it simply, you'd be screwed.)
@slayer: O_____o wow thanks so much!!
hey ehothewerepika its me baal my name got banned form the website
ya the first movie is already out we are making the sequel this friday
the first movie is called
return of the Borgs
@ehothewerepika yr welcome
@morgan sakana the sterio type that vampiers r sensitve 2 sunlight and cant stand garlic r not true and i cant prove 2 u that vampiers r real but i give u my word they r as real as me and if u wont more info go 2 ask.com and type truth about vampiers it should b the first websit u can find what yr looking 4 their.in Romania they still have the beleaves of vampiers as they did in the 1800s and still have vampier slayers/hunters their.
Slayer could you watch my movie id appreciate if you did thanks
and eho the name I can give you the name
Jean-luc
@Mr.Spock: whoa really? congrats then! wait...how do I watch it? on Youtube or do I have to buy it? and thanks
@Mr.Spock: hey which one is you?? im watching it its kinda funny :P sometimes its a little hard 2 understand cuz im not malay so im not used to the accents but i think its pretty cool you can all make a movie haha i never have anytime to do anything D:
@mr.spock yea whats it called do i have 2 bye it or can i watch it online?
im the guy with the mask
and yes its on youtube slayer
im the guy with the mask
and yes its on youtube slayer
@Mr.Spock: hey i watched it its pretty funny. but wats undalele? and lol you have long hair?
F u
and undalele is a word my friends made up
@mr.spock: no i was just kinda surprised cuz on facebook i never saw a pict of u with long hair. :P how old is the main character and whats his race?
ehothewerepika its me balan hey hws life man anything new you still pimpin dude
@gangsta: hey life is okay. the usual stuff. i stopped video gaming :( yeah sure why not im still pimpin :\ lol btw do you mind if a character's name is asmodeus :P
@mr.spock: i watched some of the other videos :P like the fascinating one laaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwll
(do i really have 2 post everything twice?)
@freek: http://uselesswebsiterawr.webs.com/ haha jkjkjk
ya I grew my hair out and ya the fascinating was kind of dumb and the main character you meant the tall guy
hes Chinese
@mr.spock: lol do you say fascinating alot in normal convo? the tall guy's chinese?? he doesn't look like it O_o
well im writing a book does anyone have any advice im soo clueless lol
yes yes I do it kind of drives my friends crazy the sequel will be filmed next Friday and should be released the next Sunday
Slayer have you watched the movie yet if not watch it now
@slayer: well good luck it takes a lot of commitment, time, and passion :)
@mr.spock: i had a dream that you guys were my neighbors? :P well hurry up i cant wait!!! jk
yeah sure ehothewerepika go ahead and use asmodeus and what are you going to do with it?and ehothewerepika was i one of your neighbors
@balan: i might use that name for the guy who tries to kill the main character. well...i dont really know what you look like so i cant imagine you. it was more of mr. spock and his friends cuz i watched their movie on youtube
You are kidding right? Vampires are smarter then you think! Before you even try to pull some crap like that they will read your mind and find out!
"slayer" you murderer!!!!! What did were-wolves ever do to you???? They haven't hurt anyone they stay in the shadows because they are scared of humans!!!!! You wonder why they "sometimes" harm a human! It's for self-defense!!!!!!!!
@mady i only kill werewolves when they get n my way i mostly kill vampiers and im not the only one,they can b very vishuse its not easy i bleed every time i go hunting....what r u anyway an author,witch,vampier,what?
So Eho you making another facebook account
MaDy you a vampire if so is there a way to devampire
ummm this is abut everything u guy all need to chill and there r vamps around and silver bullets WONT kill vamps but if u ever seen the holy bullet that is wat works, also garlic grenades, a holy spear, cross blade and my fav. the LOC(bomb i made)
@mr.spock: no im deactivating my account until i learn how to get my homework and everything else done before i go 2 sleep
:(
its me again, keny u need to put up a hub or add Blood Lurkers to this hub, (Traits:)
1)they will hav a darker pale skin then ver vamps
2)they hav hollographic eyes
3)they can go out in the day
4)they hav bigger fangs
5)they r stronger then normal vamps
6)they hav more of a thirst for blood
7)garlic WILL KILL then
8)holy water WIL KILL then
9)a cross WILL KILL them
10)holy bullets WON'T KILL THEM
11)stakes WILL KILL them
12)ICE WILL KILL them
13)fire WON't KILL THEM
14)spells...........F that don't enen go there
15)light WON'T KILL them
SPEC. of BloodLurkers
1)they will be hungry for blood quickly
2)they will feed on anything alive
3)they will be on a rage if they DON'T DRINK BLOOD
so if u can add this to this one or another of ur hubs i would mean alot and plz do put it up :):D:}:]
now if u hav any qestions plz ask and i will get bak to u as soon as possable, this is the modern slayersigning out till tomm. the creature will be dead and will die again cuz i am THE Slayer
yes anyone can ask me Q's cuz i know all about creatures and stuff and if u want i can give u the infomarket page id# so u can find the wbsie that i put up thats 37pgs long now see ya and this is THE SLAYER (TTYT)
p.s. if u want go aahead and mok me put somday when ur in with the thing u don't believ of now i will be laughing my a** off ^^ anywqays u r gonna rewgret mokking me
hey ehothewerepika if you want i could describe my many forms to you i have a lot of forms and two true forms which is strange to demons because how the hell can you have two true forms but im not sure i got two so you want me to describe them
m slayer that sure is a lot smack talk right there fucker i dont think you could make me regret anything youre just a simple slayer i am a prince of hell the all mighty belphegor the oen wh controls the sin vanity and sloth i would enjoy mokking you M slayer here ill start bitch
hey m slayer id like to mok you
ok garlic and sunlight will NOT KILL vampiers it only weekens them not kill real vampiers can b killed the same
way humans can exept the elders they r very hard to kill or even harm and impossible 2 track and vampiers can not fly they can jump and glid for a long pireod of time they can develope telekinesess and read minds and can hip mutis u well somthing like that and do not sleep in coffins...those r all sterio types with the garlic , sunlight , coffins , flying and all but not every thing
@m slayer r u a vampier slayer 2 if so then do u know how hard it is 2 find someone like me omg do u have a myspace i need someone to talk 2 that understands how it really is i hope yr n my area we could hunt together i dont like going alone but i do anyway well sometimes my cusins go with me but its not the same with a nother slayer or hunter i only know 2 other slayers ttyl
@ehothewerepika i watched yr movie it was cool was u the one n the mask?
its my movie slayer and yes i am the one in the mask
@slayer i am a "slayer" i am like blade except i don't use swords i use everything but swords light will kill them, u need uv lights so maybe u can hunt with me if u hav killed a reall vampire that is
@balan wat u gonna say just say it already if u dare that is.....lol i really think ur a lil of a smarta**
r aliens reall is a good qestion hav anyof u thought about that? well idt they r they r soooo FAKE!
NVM my last comment my lil bro saw this and messed with it so yea.
so i hav killed 13 vamps b4
@baal: sure
@slayer: NO THATS NOT ME THATS MR. SPOCK!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU GET US MIXED UP??
@ehothewerepika ohhhh sorry i ment 2 say mr spock then i thought bout u.
@m slayer yea i have kill many real vampiers b4 and i do use swords but not alot just when i need 2 do u wont 2 kno a lil more about me first.....
@slayer good u killed vamps b4 that very good and yes a lil bit about u would be nice. but y do u use swords when u can use grenades and bombs and holy bullet and water? it not that i don't like swords but i thing they make u look like a mid-evil swordsmen.........lol
and if u want to know about me then just ask
@MaDy u think "slayers" r bad well think again if we wern't around u would be dead by now and if u think diffrent GET OFF this SITE! but for the record u can go out there and see the light and when u start seeing human life as a food source then u turn to the dark, so thy weapon of anti-darkness is light and light is faith in god so by the says kill the dark and kill the evil but u will turn if u see stuff in a diffrent position stay true to these words and thy shall never turn nor loose there name in the sight of other may the faith of god be strong and be tough or the dark will live in u and spread throout the earth for the rest of TIME.
(these r the words of futna if u don't belive in god or the devil)
futna sayed in ch.4 of gold richs: thy still be none after the 4or5 of million richs or they may die in the sweat of gold and be a rich dead, stay from creed or die from it! ,thy may want to be rich but thy will die befor thy are rich
(the following has to do with vamps!)
futna says in ch.7 of vodle5,he thy bitted by teeth of a begger evil man is turned evil and grows the same fangs of the man befor, thy must the lust of blood is growing inside he therefor is comitting a act of evil and disloyalty by the sin of blood thirst thy may the dead walk thro the dark but may be killed by the light of my (futna) definet glory and faith of good will
futna says in ch.11 of gallyer3: thy vami is the creatur of the dead the creature walks among us waiting for a perfect victem of thy choice if thy see the blood of anotherthen thy will grow hungre of blodd and thy will pick the other bleeding person
PFFT Mslayer ur a reall big
Jerk i can see futna hasn't killed u yet
following is from killer2 ch.7 futna says:
if thy act in the name of celcy and dose the act of killing thy shall die under the power of me with the choise of being a begger or undead slave so there for being dead is the next life iss being the worcte of the world.
reameber that when ur killing the next vamp u d***head
@ m slayer ok the reason ima vampier slayer is because my great grandma , uncle , and my cusins were slayers also and when my mom had me they wonted me 2 carry on the tradition so me my brother and cusins r slayers well i would call my brother a hunter anyways we share the same beliefs as they do in Romania of vampiers......oh and i use throing stars , swords , cross bows , stakes , holy water , garlic , and more , u? tell me some about u. is this a nough?
@slayer yes ty, i come from a family that originated from transylvia my familhas had many famous slayer including Dr. fredrick trokia a famous slayer in the 1960's but about me i use bombs and crosses and holy bullets(for my colt 1911's)and garlic grenades and uv lights
@lycandragon uhav a big mouth for being a lycan u know u pretty stupid when u call me aperson that can kill u a d***head u scum
@lycandragon u know about futna how about this
futna says ch.16 of preaching wizdom2: thy who preachs the wizdom of the world is truely holy and full but if thy preachs the killers death thy should be banned from holyness and the greatness of life so there for killer must face my wraith and stand before me to be dead
futna says ch.9 of betrayer6: if thy chooses thy fate thy should not preach nor share any wisdom of any part of thy world but me the lord of the world will deside and tell or show u if u choose a fate or not then after u shell see my power or my wisdom of the world
hello i think iam a vamp can this happen i'm scared cuz i feel hungery for blood alot,
@M slayer, u believe in futna too? if so thats awsome
u forgot to telll who futna is but i will for u
futna is the god of life in present day greek myth but has developed a new form and was transfered to ppl that don't belive in the chirst or god and the devil,futna is now the god of the owrl for those ppl and he has many book but they havn't got many copys, futna is imaged as a human with a right arm of lightning and lef arm of flowers and the head of a lord or king, so there for he is the lord of the world and king of the people of any part of the world
ummmm wow..........lol
@Emperor Tyler yes i do believe in futna he is very wize and ty for telling the ppl who he is
(the following r all his books)
birth of life#1-7
beginings#1-3
gold richs#1,2
killer#1-4
vodle#1-6
gallyer#1-17
preaching wizdom#1-5
betrayer#1-9
Life#1-21
darkness#1-3
Faith#1-5
the WORLD#1-11
the middle of life#1-6
the decline#1-4
THE Desaster#1-5
The 9 Plagues#1-9
The death of life#1-15
Armagetain#1
After life#1-3
THE REBIRTH OF THE WORLD#1-3
the NEXT life#1-5
THE END#1
@m slayer ok but theres one more thing about me u should kno i also kill lycons/werewolves is that ok with u? and r u a male or a female? if u dont mind me asking
@ehothewerepika hey how u been i havent heard from u
@ m slayer sorry i 4 got 2 ask who is dr. fredrick trokia? is he n history? if thats ok with u
@slayer: its okay. ive been fine just i have 2 projects over thanksgiving break and im trying not to procrastinate because i want a lot of time to write! :P
@ehothewerepika ok then i wont bother u... good luck with yr projects!!
@slayer: its okay and thanks :P
were is everyone m slayer r u still there
fascinating
sry had alot to do, @slayer, yes fredrick tokia is in history of transylvania and was part of my family ,i am a girl, yes its ok u kill lycans cuz i do too
oops typo its suposed to be trokia*
hey ehothewerepika my first form is 6 feet tall with black wings 5 inche long horns very buff and my second form is like a regular human just very buff and m slayer i think youre retarded
remember i said i wanted to mok you
@baal: hey cool but how old do you look in ur "buff human" form? hair color, eye color? ethnicity (lol)?
@bael u got it out thats good and well now u can't do any more............poor bael
theres been reports on apotomikain vampier attacks in town welp talk to u guys tomarrow or the next day gotta go oh and someone found proof on vampiers and put it on youtube idk y they would put it on youtube but they did if u wonna watch it go 2 youtube.com and type in real vampiers part 2.....a women got kidnapped by a vampier so no vampiers r evil not all but most gotta go byyyyyeee
Thanks man now I can finish ma home work :) =]
@Mr.Spock: wheres the movie??? D:
i like how "d" the vampire said ha a billion times are you that stupid to believe someone would think your a vampire
next Sunday where filming it today111111111111111111
@Mr.Spock: okay11111111111111111
actually where not done with the filming yet so it will be released 2 weeks from now
@Mr.Spock: aww man D: anyways...do you celebrate thanksgiving?
@everyone: hey guys its been a pleasure meeting y'all and chatting with y'all. you guys are all really awesome people and im glad i could meet all you guys on this hub. problem is, i dont think i can go online anymore...so i guess this is it. bye :) ill miss you all
finally back took a while but i done it did anyone get on youtube?
@ ehothewerepika y cant u get online anymore?
No I dont celebrate thanksgiving
@slayer i thought u promised u wouldnt kill anymore vampiers n front of me what about last night i kno u had 2 but still just dont 2 that n front of me anymore plz!!!.
NOOOOOO ehothewerepika dont go you were the person has been o here longest well ill miss ya man i guess now im the one whos been going on here the longest remember when i first posted a blog on here like 5 months ago man well anytime you wanna kick it man go out to bars triple X clubs gimme a call man see ya pal
NOOOOOO ehothewerepika dont go you were the person has been o here longest well ill miss ya man i guess now im the one whos been going on here the longest remember when i first posted a blog on here like 5 months ago man well anytime you wanna kick it man go out to bars triple X clubs gimme a call man see ya pal
by the way that last blog was from me bael the 5th prince of hell we'll all remember you ehothewerepika youll go down as a legend
I was here longer
Baal
Lord Ba'al; if you are who you say you are then are you not the most powerful demon of Hell? Be wary then, for your brother may betray you. He who is named Leviathan may be your undoing. I speak of only what I have read, and hope brotherly bonds are stronger than the characteristic your brother represents and holds power over. Lord Leviathan if you are still on this page I apologise if my thought is misguided however one must always take precaution. Thank you.
yeah but you changed your namre mr.spock so thats kind of different but yeah i guess you are right what the hell leviathan is my brother clarrisab i dont think hed betray me
yeah but you changed your namre mr.spock so thats kind of different but yeah i guess you are right what the hell leviathan is my brother clarrisab i respect you and i don't respect to many people but i don't think my brother would betray me
yeah but you changed your namre mr.spock so thats kind of different but yeah i guess you are right what the hell leviathan is my brother clarrisab i respect you and i don't respect to many people but i don't think my brother would betray me
@mee im sorry u dont have 2 look but i gotta do it its my birth right ok call me
im so bored m slayer hows it going
m slayer is gay
MY VERY LAST COMMENT
Sorry Baal, I'll miss you to. I mean, I don't wanna leave either, but I think I should anyways. Complicated reasons lol. Anyways...I didn't really get what you meant by "kick it" :P Thanks, I don't think I'll be a legend though. haha like The Legend of Eho: Hubpage Dude or something. Anyways, Baal, you were a really cool dude to meet. Cya :)
Bye, Mr. Spock, we've been friends the longest and I'll miss you too! Keep up ur Trekkie-ness and don't let anyone stick u in a garbage can!
And to all the females I've met on here: freek, midnightmoon, eviltrix, slayer - bye, and I love you all :) I'll miss you; you guys were so sweet to me.
And bye Keny Luger, you never deleted my immajumpu comments, but it's fine. Happy Hubbing :)
WOW...my goodbye is so long O___o
ok bye ehothewerepika
@slayer sry alot of vamp killing i got injiured by one 6 days ago and no dought there is such thing as a daywalker and well i am feeling better so i am good
and i got a fang as a treasure
so wats up?
and @slayer UR A GIRL OR DID EHOTH MESS UP???????????????????
@ at M slayer wow nice u know ALL the books
@slayer cool i am a preist of "wizdom" or in better words i am one of the followers of futna
@all the funniest thing happened to me i had to use the futations to kill a Vampire that was attack ME
yo ppl im a vampire but not a bad one in fact i kill bad ones. but Ww need to be killed to. also first of all i am older than ahuman can be (im 93)anyways....................................i will help u M slayer and Slayer only if u don't kill me
@m slayer good 2 kno yr ok......OH and yea ima girl r u?
@Bloodbath well im not going 2 kill u unless u attack me.... were r u from?
hey bloodbath id kill you im demon prince that for some reason really hates vampire trash like you
hey bloodbath id kill you im demon prince that for some reason really hates vampire trash like you and now for some strange reason i feel like going out and killing all vamps douche bag
oh damn i missed it hey bael man so ehothewerepika is gone damn i had just heard i was being put in his story oh well nice guy i guess oh and bael the other demon princes are having this little get together down n Australia if you know what i mean
@slayer i'm a guy and idk y ur hunting cuz ur a girl u got loike a 30% more of a chance to get bit
@slayer i am from the UK but hav alot of family members and well i am a girl. M slayer just be carful next time.
@belphegor hmmmm highly dought it, if i asked u "wat weapon would u use to kill me with?"
A. a stake
B. bullets(gun)
C. a shovel
D. fists
and wat is ur anser?
u won't win
@ m slayer OMG plz dont tell me yr one of those sexist guys.... and welp havent got bit yet got 2 keep trying anyways.
@Bloodbath ok is there anyway u can contact me? i would give u my websit or email if u wont?..
@slayer no i'm not sexist just saying to be carful,how old r u?
i'm 17
@Bloodbath ur not a slayer if ur from UK dang ur a protecter
HA........HA........HA u all r just lil bugs on the floor i am the one u should be afraid of
Fascinating
Jackel do you have a mentel problem if so you should go to therapy
really?!? REALLY!!!
mr spock u no i don't hav "Mentel probems"
but u do cuz ur a f**k**g STArTREK FAN! u r so retarded ST is so GAY and bad. so just go away and if u do it again u will pay
hello ppl, hey M slayer its me carlie ur cuzin ummm i lov this hub just read it and lov it.
ooooo got a girl freind thats a slayer, thats good ummmm btw i am begining to be a slayer myself, do u hav any tips (@slayer and cuz)
the bomb, C. Trok
@ m slayer ok and im 25 and thank u
@mr. c trok my advice is 2 very carrful and get some weapons track them b 4 u kill them so u kno there every move , c how maney u r going 2 b up aganst , take self-defince classes , keep it a secret or ppl will thank yr crazy kno what i mean....good luck!
I am certain I can recommend at least 30 good therapists that could help with your anger issues
@slayer ty for the advice
@M slyer umm cuzin ur not 17...........ur 23 pfft don't try to get out of his like u did with that girl down the street.
p.s who is this JAKEL guy he is somsort of freak to me
wow ppl u all that r slayer would be filled with lust and treaure in the face and wizdom of futna........good for all of u "slayers"
wats with JACKEL?? is he a vamp cuz if he is i will slay him
guys i need one of you to slay me i have been attacked by a vampire and I am changing
@mr.spock it will take a lil bit 4 u 2 change complitly and there is a way 2 reverse it i think so u may wont 2 try that first and if it doesnt work then let me kno.
well blood bath i don't need a weapon to kill demons being a demon prince i have the power to kill things without using a weapon no matter what they are dumbass
oh nice and can u stop the earth from spining too cuz if so u would do alot of work for me................and u of cource
damn it I killed someone
@Mr. spock u need to keep ur self in line byt maybe if u need to put blood in food and drinks so that u do not kill or need to feed'
@Mr.spock were did u get bit? r u from New York? and how maney ppl have u killed?
i have controlled the thirst
ive killed at least 3 people
and i live in Malaysia
How do we kno your not lying?^^^
Vulcans Never Lie
and thou shall not use the name of the lord thy God in vain
hey asshole yeah chizzbath of im sorry shit bath oh wait its bloodbath im sorry i just figured since your such a piece of gay fuck that was your name you little douche bag go back to sucking cock for 5 dollars bitch
@slayer i did lie about my age but only for safty i hope u understand :\............sry
@m slayer its ok but how old r u really u can tell me??
@mr spock i beleave u if u kno any wiccans they can reverse it 4 u
I'm fine I created a serum that destroys the vampire essence
@slayer, i am 26 3/4...........and well can u tell my ur real name just ur first name is all i want to know
@cuzin(c. Trok) u lil smarta** lol jk jk plz dont make it look like i want a gf nor make me sound despret...ok?
@slayer, baby ur 25? cuz i am looking for a somone u know a mate .
im looking for:
age:23-31
tallness:5'3"-5'6"
weight:129-150
gender:female(girl)
piercings:dont care
smoking:NO
tatoos:dont care
race: white or tanish
@m slayer ohh haha...yea sure my first name is Alyssa, whats yrs? do u have a girlfriend?
@BLOODBATH ummm u said u were a vampier, what do u look like? and im tan now. u do seem nice though
@ Bloodbath sorry i 4 got 2 ask, r u a girl?
Hey Im Mr.Spocks Brother and I made My first Hub
Its Called The federation prime directive
CAN YOU PEOPLE click on my name and go to my hub
@slayer my name is gery and no i dont hav a girlfreind
sooo umm now im getting shy...............lol
@slayer Uhhhhhhhhhhh umm i guess i can oh darn umm anyone with those specifics ok
fascinating people looking for dates I do not understand why you people dont just bond telepathically at the age of seven and the mate every seven years of your adult live
oh wait your primitive minds are not capable of telepathy
@ m slayer awww its ok dont get shy iv wonted ta date someone that understands what i do and i like the name gery.
@Bloodbath haha r ya a guy? what color is yr eyes?
@mr. spock, i can read minds and ur one big perv.......lol JK JK
@slayer my eyes r bluesh-grey and uhhhhumm im a.........girl
hey it mee uta umm ppl go to my hubs alot they r called:
Greek gods and goddesses
@Bloodbath ohh im sorry im straight but im very flatred....did i spell that right?....
@m slayer were r?..... u do u have msn?...
I do not see the humor factor in that message BLOODBATH
boo!!!!!!
did i scare you?
im back tho no one will remember me!!!!!!!!!
well all u vamps and slayers have fun with life!
@slayer its fine i justwondered.......lololol
i belveive its "flattered"
@mr spock wat its a joke i guess u dont got a humor
wow slyers rso wurthless and stupid i am wat ur lives fears fear me and be loyal cuz if ur not loayal ur dead
@ the jackel what the hell r u? and if u think we r so worthless try me, u lil brat, il bet yr just some little boy thats bored and has nothing better 2 do. GET A LIFE and im not loyal 2 evil and i can asure u i do not fear u.
@bloodbath oh ok.
@m slayer were r u ? r u ok?
@dumba** slayer, oh u lil bug u shouldnt talk to a hybrid like that u know
its bad luck SO SHUT UP U BUG!
@ the jackel BUG REALLY!? U R SO A LIL BOY ARNT U HOW OLD R U? and im not scared of a high bread/hybrid GO TA HELL! u lil punk! next time u get bored FUCK OFF! no one is scared of a useless high bread which is the same thing as a full bread harmless!!! and its not bad luck 4 me keep dis up and ill hunt u down and slay u slowly!!!!.
You need a hobby jackel
Sorry but most of this shit is not true, The stabing and stuff is but what ever can kill a human can kill us also.
well im sooo bored were is ehothewerepika i miss him ?
he said he was leaving
hey slayer do you thing jackel is a bitch
ehothewerepika said he left
slayer don't you think that jackel is a bitch and
would you like to sign up for a job on my hub i need a star ship crew
btw would a high intensity laser kill a vampire cause Im thinking of hunting them down the evil ones anyway and killing them
and when I say intense I mean it can cut through diamond
Eviltrix I miss you so much
you where my second best friend on this hub please if you ever read this comment come back to comment here
F** U SLAYER AND MR SPOCK
hmmm interesting that humanoucunuous dont rip each other
O.O omg ur a stalker doomincus ur really stiupid so buzz off
@mr.spock yea if u use it 2 cut their head off and YES I DO he so stupid and childish.
@the jackle U WISH U COULD....FUCK OFF! I DONT HAVE TIME 2 WAST WITH U!
jackel are you by any chance Glock you peace of shit dont pretend to be someone else
@slayer yo sry been busy..........wtf is gonig one i leavbe for 3 days and everyothing falls apart............lol
Jackel are you Glock dont be such a saddo please your not fooling anyone
that was there at the time
wow JACKEL U HAD TO CAUSE TROUBLE UR SUCK A DUFESE
AND MR SPOCK i love Sartrek :D
?Merry? ? • ? ? ? ? ? •
•??Christmas? ?* ?
° ? ° ??? * _?_____*?*?
? ? •?•? */______/~??? ? ?
? ? •?• ? ? ?? ??? ?Wishing You All A Wonderful Christmas And A Happy New Year ?
@ the jackle GO F*** yr self... lil bitch!
@m slayer oh thats ok how ya been?
@mr.spock yea it should if u use it 2 cut off there head...and yes i do hes an a******
yes slayerrr but would a direct hit a full power disintegrate it
ohh that make sence thanks that relly helpful :D
hey spok its me dude belphegor you like the new name i love it how have things been
uhhhh i love ur name belphegor :D
im good ty...........wat about u?
and wtf is going on?
@mr.spock yep i think so but i never tryed it with anything like that....but maybe i should then i will let u kno 4 sure.
@m slayer i dont really kno the jackle is just been an a****** .... and im fine a lil swollen from last night but it doesnt heart that bad.
im so bored is anyone here
could you sign up for a job at my hub
and nice new name Lord Belphegor
are the individuals claiming to be vampires really vampires pls dont mind also are you guys omnipotent are you present in india
@slayerrr swollen D: WAT HAPPEN!?.....PLZ dont TELL me u got BITEN? if u did ill be sad...... :(
@JACKEL JUST STOP! we get it ok just leave us alone
@m slayer nope i didnt get bite i got n a fight with a vampier named jessica stone but i lost her....and awwww:)
Very,very FASCINATING ...
@slayer.............good :D ummmmmmmm that name sounds familar....very familar but cant place where i know it from...hmmm...ok i trying looking it up and dont use goole u get bad stuff i mean s** pics......lol.....so bad idea lol ;D xD LOL
@m slayer hahahaha yr sweet do u have a facebook or something
@slayer sry i dont v.v i wish i did but my comps is acting up............sry
@cuzin wats with u r u even there anymore..lol
@m slayer v.v? and thats ok
@m slayer what is v.v? and thats ok
@slayerrr is a expression of same or kind of sadness and the simbole "v.v" means im looking down
@cuzin yea im ok i guess sry about but its been buzy.......................and congratz on ur new album ;/
@Slayer and M Slayer would you like a job flying through the stars at faster then light speed if so please sign up at my hub I need a starship crew
im bak lol
plz visit my hub called: slayers guide
@m slayer oh...its ok dont b sad..
@mr.spock ok .. i guess...
FYI: that is my coven name!
You can not kill vampires! please, we are simple creatures we only want tov servive anyway there is only one way to kill a true vamp! fine il tell you!!!
coven leader====> Bite (vampire bite) breack neck and burn! but for other vamps====> neck and burn will work! but please dont be a slayer, cause we only want to kill slayers and posers and energy users fba***** xxxx me
@francessca wats wrong with u,thats the same thing we r doing, idiot ur so stupid
@francessca wtf! i havent been killed yet, and until then im going 2 conten..u being a slayer, its not just a job that u choce ta do..
Um well this plase is cool & i cant what 2 tell me pack Spider is gunna flip he loves vampires!maby i whouldnt get killed after all
As Ehothewerepika is gone I feel bored here and I am too leaving but not all of hubs but my own hubs
Live long and propser
@mr.spock nooo dont leave il talk to u stay....and i miss him 2
Very well Slayerrr ill stay
umm how r u all i needed to do som stuff thats y i wasnt here
Francessca Davenport et les poseurs d'autres là-bas vous ne sont pas des vampires .... parce que si vous étiez vous pas le code de notre espèce ... la loi du silence .... mais ne vous inquiétez pas ceux qui souhaitent voir les vampires réels. .. vous allez bientôt je commence une bande .. et mon genre se veulent me tuer ... ils vont être furieux ... notre premier spectacle aura lieu dans la mort Valley.And aux vampires réels que lire ce n'est pas les poseurs ... je dis Venez Venez où que vous soyez! Heres partie d'une chanson que j'ai écrite:
Préparez-vous pour le vol de votre vie
Vous êtes à devenir ma femme
Le venin de scorpion grèves
Pour l'instant, sur son sang-vous
Feel the Venom dans ça commence à me démanger
Dans la fin ne pleure pas comme une chienne
Sentez-vous le venin en elle commence à piquer
Mais rappelez-vous vous mettre sur la bague
@mr.spock great...y did he leave anyway ? will he be back?
@bloodbath how r u?
@Slayerrr Unknown with humans it is impossible to tell due to there illogical behavior
@Vampire Balin ???? Fascinating
vampires can not be killed with silver bullets unless they are blessed by a preist
@vampire balin umm wasnt there a bal or balin here b4
@mr.spock r u human? and hmm i wonder if he has am email or som'n hope he comes back dont u
@m slayer heyyyyy
@Slayer yes but I try not to be its repulsive
@slayerrr its me i got my named baned or somthing is wrong with the hub...........lol
so how hav u been?...............cuz im great :)
@mr.spock oh true and does he still make videos on youtube? he should, he was nice ....well anyway how is yr ship crew?
@m slayer im great, lil bored, but ill find something 2 do
who is still making videos on youtube if you are referring to Mr.Pika he had nothing to do with it see I live in malaysia he lives in California my crew is doing fine btw but your still not with us go to my hub just click on my name and click on the hub that has a picture thats not a planet and make a comment
@ mr.spock ohh hey im in california right now...and ok i will do that right now.
yo slayer i just killed a pimp vampire it was so funny
lol
haha im edgar frog bitches
@ m slayer lol hahaha for real...
It seems to me that there are several ways to kill a vampire and if you were actually trying you could easily kill them. Not making them that formidable of a foe, unless you give them powers beyond that of a normal vampire.
@badu777 its alot harder then u think and i do actually try they are not just gonna let u kill then they will fight back just like anyother person but they r stronger and can do alot more than a human can so no its not easy at all...take it from me....no offince intended.
acctully it is slayerrr when you have my technology
is there different vampires for different transfusion of venom or is it blood the human blood i'm a little fuzzy on the subject. also
Hi reeper welcome back
wow theres alot of slayers last time i went on here there was only one!
also wat happend to bail or watever he/she was called?????????????????????????????
hey spock man sorry i havent been on in a while you will not belive how hard it is being the 5th prince of hell anyway anything new happen spock
FIRST OF ALL B im a male prince of hell prince not princesses ass hole hey spock
hey spock its me bael belphegor something happened and now i gotta use my brother asmodeus's account thingy hey remember when i used to have one but then it got baned for being to vulgar hahah oh and just ignore the hella gay name and picture
ya ok lol so how have you been is the war still going on is it over and if so who one is it going
im back fnally were did m slayer go 2?
@ slayerrr
I can upgrade all your weapons with a phased energy rectification pulse or a phaser pulse and I can replace all highly ineffective Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation or lasers with phaser
the ship will begin construction in 10 to 20 years in the Nevada desert
neither spock those ogre bastard cock sucking mother fucking sun of a bitch fags said we should call a truse too many of us and them were dying and it was kinda going no where but spock i stumbled upon something great while where do demons go when they die they don't go to hell they were already their or heaven no demon can go into heaven so it begs the questions what happens to demons and angels and all other monster when they die and i think i found out where
hey spock oh evrybody said to call a truse so i said fine you fucking ass fags but guess what i foud whiel the war was going on???
@ mr.spock ok, but dont we have to meet in person for all this stuff? anyway im still missing ehowerepika ....who is still on here that used to talk to him besides me and mr.spock?
Baal and no im a complete genius in physics so I can upgrade all weapons my self
hey spock it's me baal don't ask about the name but anyway we called a truse on the war and guess what i found out because of all the mystical and demon death where do demons go when they die they don't go to hell they were already there and not heaven only angels and dead humans go there so it begs the question what happens to all mystical creatures demons and angels go once they die
@mr.spock oh thats cool that you kno how to da that stuff.
@baal hey i dont think we have talked on here b 4
angels are reborn im not sure about demons though
slayerr oh ive been on here for a long time since what july of last year its just i don't go on all the time like spock and spock i can't really say were keeping the name secret because were gonna open up a portal to this land where no thing has ever come back from supposedly its like hell only times 20 theres like mega security and there only one way in no way out is the entrance is the exit were thinking of sending a demon or something over there but we wouldnt know how to bring him back supposedly all monster aren't what they used to be lucifer says back then they were pure evil pure demon like me only all the friggin humans knocked them out with some legendary sword and soldier made of pure light energy and to that i say bull shit those same soldiers gate the gates to this mega hell but first we need to find it and spock you said angels get reincarnated but there is a way to put a full stop to angels believe me anyway once we find out where it is were gonna open it up and all those killer monster demon scary creature things out on mankind
when are you hoping to open this portal
can you give me ten or twenty years then open it
so then I can get the hell of planet earth
@bobba what name do we kno each other?
~EPIC music~ im bak
lol how r u all? been killing alot of vamps and im hurting like crazy i killed over 5 family and abounch of others
yeah its gonna take at least a two years to open a portal to the entrance hen another year to figure out how it works and then another year to do the jailbreak so it's be while and slayer we know each other its me bael or belphegor or balan or whatever you preffer
yeah its gonna take at least a two years to open a portal to the entrance hen another year to figure out how it works and then another year to do the jailbreak so it's be while and slayer we know each other its me bael or belphegor or balan or whatever you preffer
@m slayer im good, and i hope u get better soon.
@joe ohh u have alot of dif names on here dont u?....lol
I cant build the ship in that time ill still be about 17 I need to be at least 20 before I can aqquire the equiment neccercry for building
I am sorry I must leave how to kill vampire for one week
You really know nothing you guys, getting your hunting from movies. "Counting salt"
WTF is that. Salt is a pure substance, vampires and demons are impure. Your best bet is to avoid them since if you are are quoting movies it's sad.
And to all of you people claiming to be vampires, give it a break, you guys watch to many of those vampire dramas. What next someone is going to say they are a shadow spawn?
Grow a pair and realize that the world isn't a giant twilight drama. And none of you hunt them either, just go live your comfortable and basic life.
Vampires are the least of your concern. Vampires aren't among the strongest in existance. And it will be a freak accident of misfortune if any of you twilight nerds actually meet one.
@ d shut the f*** up if u dont beleave in vampires then what f*** are u on here for ?!!! yr just an a** **** i bet u r some lil kid that ant got nothing to do ! and the people that clam to be vampires might really be vampires you dont f****** kno s*** u b**** and twilight nerds?? wtf?! are u on something?! grow the f*** up ..and vampirs are real ppl like you have sterio types on them and just because u choce not 2 beleave in vampires doesnt mean they wont hert u A**!!!. and everyone has their own beleaves and u dont need to share yours!. if anyone would kno if vampires are real it would be me b**** and most definetly not you! IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN PPL LIKE YOU ACT LIKE THEY KNO EVERTTHING WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS DAMN WELL THEY DONT! and no one at all cares what you think . YOU need to do some research on REAL vampires and find out more about then BEFORE you wonna talk about them like u kno it all when i have known about vampires for years you have no f*** clue what yr talking about ahahahahah u r soo pathetic!!
Im back!!!!!!!
i hate bloody vampires. they are all crazy and obsessed with us. bloody stalkers
i hate bloody vampires. they are all crazy and obsessed with us. bloody stalkers
hey spock its me beal whered you go for a week?
oops spelled my name wrong its bael and YEEAHH DAVID CLEWS i myself am demon prince of hell and i hate vampires not even full blooded hell creatures like us demon s you're a demon too i know one when i see one brother
to purches the quarts crystals needed for my ship
but the transaction was unsucsessfull because a he said and I quote 13 year should not purchess 100 quarts crystals " unquote
You need to help my my friend is a vampire I saw him drink blood and i m so fared !!! Wat I need to do !?!?!?!??!
again , i have a vampire in my class i saw him drink blood and i dont now what to do!! you have to help me this vampire oll the time look at me because he want my blood....what i need to do???
there is a spell that turns vampires back to humans
but I think you are jumping to conclusions lots of humans drink blood
the spell goes isthamas deathicas demonous begone it needs to be done on the Sabbath and it requires stabbing him in both hands before saying the spell don't worry the woulds will heal up immediately
ok, but i need the spell....What are the magic words? (and Thank you for your help)
stab him in the hand with a knife or stake your choice and then say the words isthamas deathicas demonous if the would dont heal up imeadeatly then hes human and you will go to jail or juvie depends
im so scard......but i gonna do at...thank you again i Will update everything after I make him human..
one more Question, how do you know it really work? did you try this before?
@aviv heres hwat u need to do if u wont him to be human again .. u will need 1 black candle , a lighter , something to carve in to the candle with ,a small mirror to set the candle on , and some oil aliv oil if good or an oil u can find in yr kitchen. take something to carve in to the candle and write returne to sender , then drop the oil on the side of the candle and let it run all the way down it then set it on the mirror and focuse on what you wont to happend picture yr friend turning back in to a human and picture the way he was b 4 he was turned into a vampier then light the candle and whisper ro yr self returne to sender. this will take the course off of him . if this will not work for you , you will have to kill him or let me know if he gets violent and i will fo it myself
@aviv does he know that you know he is a vampier?
I dont know if he knows I know he's a vampire but you try the spell before? (and when i need to do the spell?) and thank you for your help...
my spell works it has worked on tons of vampires including myself aviv
o.k. but I did not understand the whole thing if the pictures I need to take some picturs of the vampire?
and what spell a need to do? @Mr.spoke spell? or @slayerrr spell? (listen, i need to do at very soon so pleas i beging help me very fast...)
??? you have to help me the fastest you can....
do You know a spell that can cause pain to the vampire?
i hate the world
@aviv either spell will work but i just thought mine would be easier bc you dont have to stab him and yes i have done the spell b 4 but if he knows that u kno he is a vampire he might try to kill you bc its supposed to be kept a secret thats y not many ppl beleave in them. and the best time to do a spell is when the moon is full but if u r n a hurry then you should do it asap and whatever u do dont let him know that u kno he is a vampire.
o.k. thank you... this vampire oll the taim loke at me like he gonna eat me....
I hope you survive
guess what half im a halfee a half vampire its awesome
woah...... wtf is going on here?
see wt i mean i come around this place is at pease and i leave and it gose to ytter chaos wo im weird arnt i
but anyways slayerrr how r u?
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
u guys come on u honeslty u can bring down my plan for taking for Earth ppffft
@m slayer im great . what abot you?
@masterofevil lol! trust me yr not the first ... being to think that yr invinsoble untill we kill you just wait yr time will come just like everyone els and i hope its by me
@m slayer im great . what abot you?
@masterofevil lol! trust me yr not the first ... being to think that yr invinsoble untill we kill you just wait yr time will come just like everyone els and i hope its by me
aviv, good luck and be careful!
does anyone not care that im a half vampire
if yr half vampire you are called hightbird i think that is the right term and do u wont to stay a half vampire of do you wont to be a full human again oh and you are physic to if u r half vampire
I killed a vampire.... IT WAS EASY... i just cut its head off?
hey spock its me bael and i care if your a half vamp that makes you half homosexual hahah naw im just screwin with you if you want i could turn you into a pure human ya see being the prince of hell getting the cool name isn't he only cool perk and masterofevil you gay ass sun of a bitch fag back off of earth i will rule earth douche bag i am belphegor the one who controls the sin sloth which is a lot cooler than it sounds bitch
Ive always been telepathic slayer but never physic but all my strengths have been unleashed 10 fold and my weaknesses gone
Wow, seriously... You people need some help.
You know...all of you, who really do look and read at this page and obsess about this kind of myth then there is something physically and mentally wrong with you. Honestly. IF YOU GUYS WERE VAMPIRES, SLAYERS OR HALF VAMPIRES DON'T YOU THINK THE FBI OR THE GOVERNMENT WOULD BE OVER YOUR ASS?
Think about it....
dude shut up we are alowwed to belive whatever we want bitch
DaniellA and CHILLTOTHEMAX FUCK YOU! lol! there are vampiers and if anyone would kno that its me bitch! i have killed lots of them and if their not vampires then me and my hole family are phycho killers and we havent been cought yet and wont be and if you dont beleave in them the y the fuck are you looking up this stuff get real asshole no one cares what someone like you thinks!! yr soo pathetic! hahahhahaha! its imposable for someone like you to beleave in this stuff so u should get in volved with it cause u might get yr self killed s if i were you i would shut my mouth bc you dont enough about this kind o stuff to be talking about it .AND IFYR GOING TO THEN YOU NEED TO DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH BITCH!!! poor little asshole....i cant help whats real and whats not if i could then they wouldnt be real and u wouldnt either i hate ppl like you soo pathetic think u kno everything when u dont know half of it. and the Government?! lol! they know about vampires jackass vampires are apart of history every "intelligent" person knows that ..you are imbaressing yr self i feel imbaressed for you!
the spell work....
now i need to kull a "new" vampire
the spell work....
now i need to kill a "new" vampire
you guys are wee-odd.
@mundane if you think we are wee-odd, why the hell you read what going on hear?!?! you can go and fuck youre self :) and if you dont now or belive in vimpire please dont write here again...
@mundane FUCK OFF! yr the one that looking up shit they don need to be look up somin you like and not stuff we do and you dont need to give us yr opinion bc we dont give a Fuck what u think!!!!!
@aviv thats good, which one did you use?
and i am not a killer i help to my world and to myself
@aviv chill out i beleave that there real mostly because its there no way some thing can come up in ever culter in the world and not be real same could be said for relgions,is what said in everwere, no! vampires are more likly then most things
@reeper i agree :)
@aviv im glad it worked which one did you use?
i use the spell that you gave me... do you now a spell that can cause pain to a vampire?
@aviv there is a Wiccan law called The Wiccan Reed it says , "Do what ye will, but harm none, But i dont have a spell for that you can find one on the internet tho or you could course the vampire with any course ..:) good luck
Okay im sorrg but i must comment on this. Vampires pretty much have no physical change. You guys are pathetic. This is hollywood bullcrap. You really think it will kill a vampire? What if you kill a human instead huh? Okay now the drink blood thing...... We wont drink dry and some of us are nicer a bout it. We ask. Only reason we need blood is if we use our powers alot. And we dont unless youre some idiot vampire. You guys are just pathetic i tell ya. Who the hell would listen to hollywood. Crosses, okay they dont hurt us. We just dont like them all that much. Being bit in one bite yeah right that is a lie. Garlic... Hell i love to eat garlic bread. It does nothing. Silver. Bullet is fantasy. Salt is false cuz i eat the salt personally from the bottom of the pretzel bag. You guys seem to have no life here and its stupid to think that us vampires should die. We did nothing wrong to you.
Oh and funnest way to have vampires, two vampires mate and make the baby. There is no physical look difference. Our teeth may be a bit sharper but never a big difference. The change is not noticable really. So how a bout u get a life. And if ur wondering how i know all this its because im from the first 10 purebloods. And my lover is the 3rd. I hate how stupid people can be over such a simple thing such as vampireism. If u have a problem with me feel free to email me at: stephylittrel@yahoo.com or stephysuicide@aol.com
Good day you idiots. I dont plan on returning here again. It makes me laugh too much
Oh. And as for the wicca. Spell, yeah thats false cause im Wiccan too. I have fun doing it. And that whole retuning friend to human again is stupid. Returne to sender? Really? Thats from a stupid hollywood movie too. You guys need a life i mean really :/
Oh and light just tans us. We can get unburns too. We just prefer the lighter complections. And if u seriously think that you guys are really killing vampires u are stupid. Fire and cutting off the heads. That can kill anyone. So u guys need to get a life.
@Stepphysuicidee you sad that you dont plan on returning here again. because It makes you laugh too much... so wy the hell you Write here again? and a vampire get very violent here what i need to do??
@ stepphysuicidee and the other one that im not talking the time to type , LOOK HERE SISTER , IF ANYTHING IS STUPID ITS YOU U BEST WATCH WHA U SAY BC I KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT IDK WHAT U THINK U R BUT I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YR PATHETIC IF IT WORKED FOR ME THEN IT WORKS AND THE RETURN TO SENDER SPELL IS REAL HONEY EVERY WICCAN , PAGAN , AND THE REST KNOWS IT ITS CANDLE MAGIC YOU NEED TO LEARN A LIL MORE ABOUT IT B 4 YOU WONNA GIVE YR OPINION ON IT , AND IF THIS MAKES U LAUGH THEN ITS OBVIUSE YR NOT OPEN MINDED AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA WAST MY TIME TRYING TO FIX YR PATHETC ASS ! AND HONEY YR NO WICCAN IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT CANDLE MAGIC YOUR JUST SOME LIL GIRL THAT THINKS THEY KNOW EVERYTHING BUT WHEN U OPEN UP YR MOUTH ITS CLEAR YOU HAVE NO F****** CLUE WHAT YR TALKING ABOUT I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL OF YOU UNOPEN MINDED PPL BUT PISSED OFF AT THE SAME TIME!!!
aviv , hey how are you? , there is some people that get on here that lie alot to confuse you, if the spell worked for you then we know it work :), if you are trying to kill a vampire , you can kill them the same way you could a human, their body is human but their spirit is not
@stepphysuicidee one more thing , you dont think i dont know all that about vampires?? honey you need a rain check no offince , but i have killed ppl that clam to be vampires , idk if they really were but i do know they were not nice about it either some of u maybe but not the ones i deal with
hey slayer its me belphegoror some people say bael remember me the demon prince of hell guy who talked to spock yeah well anyway what happened to him
hey, vamp hater/ belphegoror idk what happend to him , i havent spoke to him in a while, i hope he comes back tho:)
@slayerrr in ok.. i gonna kill the ater vampire with the spell... thank you for oll your help :)
What. Happened. Here. When. I. Was. Gone.
alot... but every body fine i think so..
I am a vampire and i am not very happy with those vampire slayers.
A vampire is not that bad.
We are not like those vampires of the movies.
We got are one ways of getting blood witout killing people.
And to that Mandy you cant become a real vampire you are born like one but you can become a friend of mine. Mine Email is ajwolfram@hotmail.com
I am a vampire an mu ather was one amd his father was one and you can continue like that and i want to ask to the vampire slayers why you are hunting on us.
I am a normal person who is also a vampire.
So does that mean that you will hate me and want to kill us.
@aviv yr welcome:)
@Antonio and the other one, i dont kill every vampire i see just if they are going to kill for blood , i know this women who was kidnapped raped and very deep cuts on here , she got away went to the cops told them they arrested the man tha clamed to be a vampire ,but he didnt get very long when he got out , he tried to kill the women so thats when i steped in , i stabed him with a knife and then beated him until he was dead, and the women never heard from him again, when i told her why, she hid the body and said thank you,. andi never felt better that day so i kept doing it and i still do slay
I Bring an omen the end is near
all you say otherwise are fool and will be the first of the five hundred to die
its realllllllllly good & interesting. but do vampires really exist?
ah! the answers that some r giving iz tht they have really expirenced them !!!!!
i also wil be happppppppppppyyyyyy to expirence them but really a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
So vampires who are getting their blood on a legal way like from a blood bank like me will not be touched as long as we dont attack people ?
To st I want to say that whe indeed exist.
I am a real vampire.
@antonio nope we wont harm you as long as you dont kill for it, i get you guys need blood
hey , is anyone still here?
~EPIC music~
YO all and hey slayerrr long time no chat i hope u all hav had a very nice time while i been gone
and i hope uv not goten hurt slyerrr :)
hey m Slayer its me ur cousin lol i am informing u that u r in trouble for breaking the following
ur old gfs heart
ur phone
ur arm
ur life
ur skull
ur family
my xbox
my TV
my selfasteam
my confideance
and my life
and last but not last and most importan
ur wallet
P.S. ITS EMPTY!
greetng fine lads
i am here and is confuzed on this matter but well i find out wagt i am off about and report bag to this InFo websi
Cheery-O................
Im back not that anyone cares
Slayerr the Enterprise my ship is ready
hello lads it me again
i hav found som more apealing infos on other sites u might want to update this b4 som1 make this page not apealable at all im sry for says this but this is my relicable standerd
cheer-O
why can't anyone spell
LOL'ing at these comments.
Why would a supposed vampire comment just to say that they ARE a vampire, or that they exist? Hahaha. Come on you guys. Same goes for the 'slayers'. I'm sure that if they were indeed real, both parties would have much better things to do.
I don't know if you're doing the whole 'role playing' thing or not, but god...
Belle shut up already WE GET U VDONT BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES so stop F***ing aroud and get off a VAMPIRE HUB PAGE THIS IS MENT FOR PPL WHO BELIVE AND WHO R VAMPIRES SO PLZ READ WAT UR READ CARFULY OR JUST NOT READ IT AT ALL
SO STOP PISSING US OFF
Okay so I get that vampires need blood but they can use a blood bank to make people feel one bit safe right? I do Still not found.
Ha.xD Belle, you're awesome. Even though m Slayer smashed the hell out of your comment, still, you have a point... up to some limits.
Most of us have better things to do than comment "hubs" about us or methods of causing our death. But once in a while... it's fun to rise a little hell and tell the truth. Some have the ability to tell the world the truth only through web.
But seriously: You're awesome.xD You just made my day.
Hey Belle, damn girl! Finally there's someone who can spell with something rational to say! Couldn't have said it better myself :P Btw you've read the recent comments, haven't you? Now read the earlier ones and compare them - much more interesting characters here, eh? I mean, ones that actually make sense (ex: ehothewerepika, freek, etc.). Idk what happened after those ppl left the hub to uneducated "Bob Ewells" (source: TKAMockingbird).
The half-life of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACTH in human blood is about ten minutes. Once consumed, the blood would no longer contain ACTH in the time it would take to absorb the nutrients from it.
Since the pituitary that releases ACTH must have ceased, considering aging and growth is no longer needed in an "immortal" vampiric being, the chemical can no longer initiates the production of melanin. Thus, the skin can no longer convert UV light into harmless energy. As a result, exposure to light is potentially fatal to vampires.
Vampiric beings would only have an aversion to garlic because the allicin in raw garlic thins the blood. Also, garlic can cause many adverse effects when its oils come in contact with open wounds.
As for the rest of the theories, I can only say that most of them are absolutely insipid, idiotic nonsense. Of course Vampires would have a reflection. Everyone and EVERYTHING does, because reflections are based on the refraction of light off of a surface. Of COURSE, since vampires cannot TOLERATE TOO MUCH LIGHT, of course there would be little light to reflect, and by the time anyone were to see a reflection, chances are they would be drained of blood almost instantly.
Also, most of the "methods to kill vampires" will kill anyone or anything else just as easily. Except the head vampire thing, which also sounds like a load of bunk.
hey spock its me bael belphegor you still go on here hella people left and those douche bags toke there places could you believe it leave this site for a few weeks and this place goes from hell to total shit storm
I agree with logic, people think about this. In the old days people have witnessed vamps, if a ghoast can be real why not a vampier? I dont agree with Twilight yes good book but makes vamps laugh, it makes me laugh. Im not saying Im a vampier, but I do know they are real. I know a man that his cows where attacked and died he has pictures of the creatures sucking on the side of his cows. Please I ask you to call me crazy, cuz when you dont beleive it makes them stronger. they can now walk among us with out us knowing it. The light will not hearm them sometimes in new vamps makes them stronger. good luck to those who dont beleive, you may be next, even tho animal blood can take the place of human blood. if only butchers would sell the cow blood. yummy!!!!!
You guys are stupid. What are you 9?
ROAR
I'm a Dinosaur Vampire hybrid.
Its difficult to survive since I need both blood and raw meat to live. To get my food I usually go for deer their bones are easy to snap with my teeth. I can't say I get them a legal way since I don't have a hunting permit and hunt off-season. Will the slayers go after me?
im back ,finally :), im okay m slayer thanks , wby? :)
RAWRRRRRRR IM A VAMPIRE!!!!!
vampires aren't real you dorks
All the original universes at ROBLOX are ROFL in ROBLOX, a free to play casual game
how is vampire be hurt by ice
add me
lads, u know me by now
well lads it seems the creator of this websi is not carying that wat is say is coming opsolete and is not up to standerds so if its alright i must say vampires r very interesting and r mosly real but i know fro a fact they come in many more forms then one just to let u know to fill in the gaps uv layd out sir
Cheryy-O
hey slayerrr iv been good but busywith som vamps it seem i hav made them track me rght to my house....every nice i hav to but my outdoor lights or they will try to break into my house
stakes don't kill vampires they only paralyze us too much sunlight will have harmful effects and eventually kill them also silver is like poison we do have a reflection and to be changed into a vampire you have to be near death and the vampire will have to give you some of their blood but close enough :}
wow ppl well ALL of u that dont belive in vampire cuz u probly never seen one well if u dont see somthing it donst mean its not really take god for example hes real but u cant see him and idc if u dont belive cuz water god u do belive in u never see do u so how can u prodict vampire ARNT real just cuz U CANT see them i hav REAL proof they r a shull of a human with fangs its as simple as that, VAMPIRES R REAL!
now if u still think vampires arnt real then get off this hub page cuz THIS HUB IS FOR PPL WHO BELIVE IN VAMPIRES, NOT F***tards that knock on ppl who do beleive
HANDS OUT AND CLAP FOr: m Slayer,slayerrr for there dutys and for telling ppl wat u do and standing up for it.
NOW if any of u mofos that dont beleive in it get off this hub if u dont belive and ur on here then ur just a person trying to make fun of thing and just a jerk cuz we all know ur here to try to make a group change so get out b4 somthing happens.
virl teon gibna biehon
this si the web is duh to my and no 1 is to fault
rip there body a part and burn it
yo wats up ppl of earth!...hopefully...idk if ur from earth or not...
Yoyo! waz up selena?! these earthly mundanians are awsum
they'd better b or i shall flick u me dear!
now sel my darling, that is just strangely gay and i think i should remind you that i am most definetly STRAIGHT!!!!!
as am i my dear sister.....c(=
oh and stakes dont kill vampire's. The only way to kill a lillithian (night demon) is to crush their skull and rip their heart out. Sunlight only gives lillithians a baaad rash that NO ONE wants to see lol ewe
shes very right....you reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly dont wanna...........ewwwwwww is the understatement of the century....
gtg sel. Got training with Johnathon ;)
k i got training with drameir .....bleh.....imma fall flat on my face AGAIN!!!
this hub used to be a place of honer
good luck
hello im only 13 but at least can any one answer this how do you actually kill a vampire you see im one myself and we sooo don't laugh like ha ha ha my farther doesn't laugh like that i should know were vampires!!!!! who evr said we can die from crucifixes and who evr said we hate garlic then thier talking rubbish we only have animal bloood now adays anyway so were no threat!
Hello im back and im disapointed at all of you hmm and who the hell are all the new gays yes gays not guys
Bahahaha!!! The gays are your fellow brothers Count Alucard. Everyone on this site is a gay...wait...that means *I* am a gay.... O my gawwwd!!! That is SO.... wow i have NO idea what i'm talking about. Ignore me! Tehehe! ;)
Heyo! Waz up?!
Hey! jaida!! wuz up w/ u deary????
I kick some vamp a** last night with Jonathon!!! Apparently if you sprinkle werewolf ashes on a lillithian it burns them like acid! It was epic.
o my gawwd! i wish i culd hav seen tht!!! i wux w/ dremire all nite....=( i didnt kick any a**...tht is so sad......tho i did hit him where it hurts...*smiles innocently*
Bahahaha!! Thats great. Can you help with training tonight??? Jonathon assigned me the neck snapping field thingie mabobber...PLEASE HELP!!!! I dont like teaching people to live through death :,(
Sure thing! i actually kinda like the job.....ecxept for the explaining....i just like the neck snapping.....
eewwwww....not me. Hey, i was reading the top of this eh, hub thingie and we should TOTALLY try the salt thing with John and Drameir! That would be SO funny and we might get outta training if they're busy counting grains of salt...
*gasps* u no i never thot of tht!!! tht is a geinuss plan!!!!....wait....wat if they dont and they just get mad.........wat then? scream about a mexican w/ guachomoli & run?
.....You are NEVER gonna let me live that down are you?... It was ONE time!!! And the guy was stalking me! UGH! Anywho...Okay, garlic doesnt work on them, the stench just gives them a headache so how about we sprinkle garlic powder around the Manor?! John's I mean, since he cant leave the house it would be funnier lol
*giggles* tht wuld b HILARIOUS.....we shuld also try making like kiesh or sumthing tht has LOADS of garlic in it.......just dont blow up the kitchen this time......plz....? i dotn wanna pay for tht stuff AGAIN! adn for your first question no i am not going to let you live that down! i had to save your a**!
Ok, 'save' is a Strong word it was more like... 'rescue' ok? Sure I had a few police on my tail for public distubance, and maybe I did accidently knock over that canteloupe pyramid at the market, and almost drown in that whirlpool thing and you had to drag my butt out, but lets face it. That is NOT the worst day I've made you have.
*nods* true true the worst day tht your've made me have wuz probably the day you made me bail you out of jail in mexio act like a lawyer to make sure you didnt have the death penealty blew up a soup kitchen and crashed JONATHONS car into the Ifle tower......
Hey now! You made an oath with me, jonathon, and drameir that you'd NEVER mention that again!!! :(
Mhm....u see wen i agreed to that i wuz under the infulence yes....yes i wuz......
Just for that ima tell Drameir what really happened to that vampire in Norway last fall!
no no no no no no no no no no no NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Dont!!! I wuz drunk!! Dont you dare!!!!!!! I'll tell Jonathon wat happend @ out unercover mission in Russia w/ spin the bottle adn 7 min in heavan!!
ohhh.....i forgot about that.....
Mhm! see i have just as much dirt on you as you do on me! *smirks*
hmmmm.........OH! Not if I tell JONATHON where Cynthia's ring REALLY went and HOW it got there *narrows eyes* that made ME sad! I KNOW i am his future partner and that woulda been MY ring! You doof! >=P
Well its not my fault!!! I didnt see it! all i wuz doing was eating a cupcake! & then BAM! it was THERE!! i didnt know that was gonna happen!!!! Also for your information i TRIED to get it!!!.....i just failed epically..........but wat about MINA'S necklace went!? hmmmm? whos the doof now?
Did you mean Lucia's cat???? Cuz last i checked, JOHNS puppy Lola didnt quiet you're hunger!!!!
For your information i did not eat the puppy!!!!! i told you tht multiple times!!! why on gods green eath would i do tht to a cute little puppy?! unlike YOU w/ my BUNNY!!!!
Hey now that really was an accident! I just caught a random bunny, how was i supposed to know it was urs?! And wait a sec. if you didnt eat the puppy, who did?!
have you thought about the new recruit you know he can control himself very well. He tried to kill my new bunny =,(
.................................I bet its him! Lets get him tonight! But...I need to eat first lol To the fridge! GTG TTYL ;)
ttyl!
Excellent sight, apart from the bullets.
I am writing a sequel to a vampire novel and need some infomation on vampires and pentagrams.
What does the pentagram do to a vampire?
Example:
A man's corpse makes up the star and the circle and symbols are drawn around him in his blood.
What affect do you think this would have on a vampire?
Sincerely
Midnight Avaritia
(Yes that is my real name.) :(
hello you freeky girls and Avaritia
I laugh at all of your pathetic fighting. Keny Luger I feel sorry for you and your cult or sect, whatever you wish to call it. You tried to help people and all they do is mess around. No matter how funny they may be (which at times is extremely funny) hardly anyone pays attention. I however am extremely fascinated by the entire idea of vampires and hunters. I wish to hear more. Please speak to me anyone else who wishes to. I will be patiently waiting for a reply, for someone like me has all the time in the world.
P.S That does not mean i am a vampire!
You poor people, you don't know anything about vampires! I feel sorry for you. Good luck trying to kill us! (BTW your bit about 'head vampires' cracked me up)
Why you think you can get the information you need from FICTIONAL BOOKS, I have no idea.
I hope for your sake that this is just a distraction from what really hurts us, and not that you think it's genuinely true.
Viper, can you tell me what the hell these people are thinking? I just heard about a man who tried to kill a person he thought was a vampire. I know for a fact there is some crazy stuff out there thats real, but that's no reason to try and kill someone (or something). People talk to me, why would someone attempt murder so quickly? Why do humans attack what they fear? I NEED ANSWERS! Someone speak to me!
If I start telling you people dark secrets about cults and crap will you start giving me answers? I'm starting to get really confused about reality. I have been a non-believer in everything until I met a person who I'm pretty sure is a vampire or is vampirish and now I'm freaking out seeing stuff everywhere that I didn't normally see, epsecially vamp stuff. God someone at least talk to me? Otherwise I'll be forced to go to the order of Lizzano.
I am a real vampire, my parents are vampires and my brothers are vampire. Jeez people have no idea of what vampires are like. We are almost like ordinary people exept the blood drinking thing. I have only drank human blood once, when I was eight I bit my friend at a sleepover. He didnt feel a thing probably because he was sleeping. My parents said they smelled blood. Ok so we are a bit more durable,fast,strong and nimble than the ordinary person. And you people have no idea of what we are like. We dont always feed on the blood of people. Usally when we are aged 4-13 years we drink human blood. Good luck slaying us people.
I beleive kenny works alone
vampires arnt so dont worry
You can't kill a vampire...
Because... Vampires don't exist. They are fictional.
i love vampir but he Threatening on me... and he like kill people what to do? pleas.. i just want Not to fear and not look like something coming from behind every second.
omfg what the hell happened here
well vampires are sexy i want to be one if any male vampires want to hook up just give me a call
eho your back I dont really know what happend but I think when we left every thing got just a little crazy yknow just a tiny bit also I think Baal and Lustmaker left :( :(
Hey guys, what the hell? No one paid attention to me even though I'm trying to get your attention! Oh by the way Count Alucard your name is epic. Someone at least say hi to me. Oh and to Bloody Girl, think about what you really said, because you might get into some bad stuff.
Hi FearTheReaper
Thank you Count.
your welcome Reaper and as the guy that has been here longest I welcome you to the hub
well it's kinda dull here...so i might leave again...baal and asmodeus i miss you guys, where've you been? btw asmodeus, i'm using your name in the story im writing - it's turning out real epic.
and count alucard, im not adding u on fb b/c i dont know you in real life...so yeah sorry
alrighty ehothewerepika hope your story gets published and if you have the chance add me into it as a timeless god of the vampires mwahahahaha if there is one
heeeeey!!! peeps of earth!!!!
Yoyo, ehothewerepika! Waz up dude?! Where the hell you been? Idiots have taken over this site (including me)
awwwwww! freek u changed ur name!! awww! im unluved!
Selena- HEYY!!!
Count Alucard- Heyy freeky is an underestimation ;)
Jaida- HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!
Count Alucard- helllloooo!! freeky is probably the understatment of the CENTURY........
In 1692, nineteen men and women convicted of witchcraft were carted to Gallows Hill....Fascinating isnt it?...
Wow I need to get a life lol
.........u DO need a life............we both do dont we? lol
ummm....ya. yes ur right. DO you no if the mortal instruments series is becoming a movie?? I got publicitly secluded after tht vampire in texas broke my arm >:( at least i think it was a vampire...i dnt really no...
ya....i have noooooooooooooooooooooooo idea........ I hope it will!!!! I want the clock work angle book to become a movie.....i might acctually like clock work angle better then the mortal insturment series.........and a vamp didnt break ur arm that wuz a mexican ninja! Gosh! Get it straight woman!
o bite urself! i have memory issues u no tht and have u seen that movie Vampire Wars??? it is weeeeirdddd...
I'd rather not........and is that the movie you wanted us to watch when i wuz @ your house last?
.....possibly...idk like i said i cant remember much. um, i have a serious question...do you think Stephanie Meyer got her idea for the sparkly vampires from snow???
................that might b!!!!! That would explain sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mcuh!!!!!!!......I also wondered about glitter glue.......since she does hav kids wat it one of them had glitter glue out and she just randomly thought "What if vampires put glitte glue all over themselves?" and taaaadaaaaaaa Edward was born!
Lmao! you babysit toooooo much. And i mean, snow is cold and wen you wad it up in a ball and throw it at someone's head, it kinda hurts, and when da sun shines on it, it shimmers. O yes yes, this is the womb in which vampires roast for sure
.............i still like the glitter glue theory.............
hey check out my profile theres some meaningful vampire stuff on there
oh my sodding god just go away everyone this site needs to return to the old ones I like you FeartheReaper but everyone else ...
nah I take that back just leave conversations open for everyone to be able to enter and leave I need more friends :|
Well just when I lost my vampire boyfriend I get twisted up in other creatures from the undead...well that's just lovely...
I Have Not Read Through All The Comments So I Don't Know If Someone Has Said It But Here It Goes:
Not All Movies And Books Are True And DAYWALKERS ARE NOT I REPEAT NOT TRUE! Yes They Can Move In The Day But Only For An Hour Or So If They Are Covered Up Then Longer Also There Are No Head Vampires For Clans VAMPIRES ARE ONE CLAN! And Also You Make It Sound Easy To Kill A Vampire As In Just Grab This And You Are Ready. WELL YOU ARE NOT! You Need To Train And Learn - Fast Reflexes - Speed - Agility - Knowledge - Also Look Around For Vampire Weaknesses NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER TAKE JUST ONE WORD FOR IT!!!!! So Stay Safe Learn, Practice, Hunt And Run Away If You Have TOO! (Some Of My Friends Have Died Due To Not Wanting To Run And Be A Coward But Running Away Doesn't Mean That You Are Smart To Try To Run) ( Try To Be In A Group Of Hunters OR Face A Vampire One-On-On [ If You Do Strike It In The Day It Will Be Weaker] NEVER FACE MORE THEN ONE VAMPIRE AT ANY GIVEN TIME) BYE!
Getting the weirdest feeling my neighbor could possibly be a vampire... this was helpful, thanks :)
my nameis brandon.a and it cool love it!!!
thanks
In my whole life I have never believed in vampires they are not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you people are crazy!!!!!!
i have dreams that come true and lately i have the same one over and over and over again for 3 days no and it is me getting bit by something and turning into a vampire and i am freaked out because i am a witch and i am very powerful i have amazing fighting skill and many weapons/swords/knifes/and sai blades i am only 13 but am stronger than my father and brother i am very different from others people i know your think well your a witch but i am talking about how i can sit in a horror movie and laugh when people die but when i see a child die i am sad the whole time and i think of evil evil thing but then i think of good thing too its like as if by the evil things i do i am helping the good side which i guess is ok but guess to let you know i am neither nor a good or bad witch but i still dont understand my dreams and i still have 2 and a half til i have completed my powers but if there are vampires out there i summon them to come and with me and my sister one of blonde hair one of red hair and one of brown we will be prepared and i am prepared to die for the living and rise of the died still to help and protect the living as my call of the tiger paw has commanded me too
I have had dreams somewhat like that in my past. It really freaked me out. I guess it could possibly mean you are a vampire but your body does what your mind tells it to do. Whatever you tell your body happens to you. I was like that when I was little. I was the strongest in my family. It made me seem strange. Death wasn't funny to me but it didn't bother me either. Dreams are very powerful. I still have dreams like that to this verry day.
I have had dreams somewhat like that in my past. It really freaked me out. I guess it could possibly mean you are a vampire but your body does what your mind tells it to do. Whatever you tell your body happens to you. I was like that when I was little. I was the strongest in my family. It made me seem strange. Death wasn't funny to me but it didn't bother me either. Dreams are very powerful. I still have dreams like that to this verry day.
dear: kenny
i am a lycan and i have slautered 143 vampires from ottawa to toronto and even though i can kill them my self
your word have helped (BUT GARLIC AND CROSS DO NOT WORK)
P.S. i didn't know i could kill someone 'else' with silver till i saw blade that is sweet!
dear: kenny
i need some help buddy there is this clan in my town and i have looked everywhere in a 20 mile radies and i can't find there base but i've killed like 96 of them
mabey you can right a thing of how to track vampires if you could it would help loads
nice........................ i like it
Yes%rC I want to kill them, they hurt someone I love, and I want them to all die.
I'll find you vampires and then I will kill you. You'll pay what you've done... I am not afraid of you.
dear: alex
i like your stile good luck
MY RECORD FOR MOST KILLS SO FAR IS 16 IN ONE NIGHT
all vampires must die so the alpha race and the mortals shale thrive
P.S. IT'S A FULL MOON TONIGHT ALL YOU BLOOD SUCKING CREATURES OF THE NIGHT KNOWN AS VAMPIRES BEWHERE CAUSE YOU MAY BE NEXT... BWA HA HA HA HA
B is for brain
’Cause I’ve got brain damage
I’m deranged, insane
Got cerebrum like a cabbage
H is for honesty
I’m not gonna hide it
The doc gave me some Prozac
’Cause my life is undecided
R is for relationships
And mine are non-existent
’Cause my friends and my women
I like to keep them distant
S is for solitude
I live in isolation
building beats, cooking treats
Making waves like radiation
My sound travels through walls
Beats drop like waterfalls
Stand tall, never fall
Razorblades and shopping malls
Suicide, DJs die
Cut like vinyl, Super Fly
Time to die, close my eyes
All I want is for my sound
To multiply
(They're only gonna multiply)
To multiply
My sound
To multiply
(They're only gonna multiply)
(I hope you learned your times tables, beeyatch!)
D is for death
Because death is certain
Even free houses sometimes
Have to close the curtain
G is for glory
'Cause my fate will be gory
If I do a Kurt Cobain
To leave behind my story
N is for Notorious
From England to Mauritius
Biggie Smalls, number one
It’s a shame he’s now fictitious
Z [zed] is for zoo
It’s where I belong
’Cause my life is like a prison
With the music industry lookin’ on
My sound travels through walls
Beats drop like waterfalls
Stand tall, never fall
Razorblades and shopping malls
Suicide, DJs die
Cut like vinyl, Super Fly
Time to die, close my eyes
All I want is for my sound
To multiply
(They're only gonna multiply)
To multiply
My sound
To multiply
(They're only gonna multiply)
(They’re getting bigger!)
(They’re getting bigger!)
(They’re getting bigger!)
(They’re... they’re getting big!)
(They’re growing!)
My sound travels through walls
Beats drop like waterfalls
Stand tall, never fall
Razorblades and shopping malls
Suicide, DJs die
Cut like vinyl, Super Fly
Time to die, close my eyes
All I want is for my sound
To multiply
(They're only gonna multiply)
hey look count alucard is back i think i still spelled your name wrong dude it's me bael or belphegor man i haven't been on for a while you still on
how can i make a vampire to leave me alon? because there is one vampire that Really Disturbing me
Very interesting hub! Of course you did a very quick overview and included the most known things about vampires, but there is a lot of lore about vampires throughout history! Still enjoyed how you wrote all of the information. I hope you don't mind but I linked this to one of my hubs. If you don't want it linked just let me know and I will take it off! Thanks.
dear 72
if you want it to leave you alone here is an idea kill it thats why you came to this hub is it not
yo it's lutien i am back now if any one read some of my earlier coments you would no that i was going after a vampire clan and last full moon i finaly took down the rest of thoughs blood sucking bastards i would have mentioned it sooner but i just got out of the hospital there general really rought me up and now the count is up to 196 vampires dead and three are generals one from my home town one from barry and one from ottowa take that.
the vampire clan i just wiped out had over 200 vampires it was a full out war 200 vampires vs. 12 lycans it was pretty bloody but now my home town is safe and i can rest easy for now
i lost 8 good men that night and there deaths were not in vain
my record is now 42 vampires dead in one night
now some of you are probobly wondering why my town had so many i live in the district of muskoka it was the meeting grounds for almost every vampire in the district
OH YA THERE WAS ALSO 4 VAMPIRE HUNTERS WITH US WHEN WE KILLED THEM
i have been a lycan for 1 year and alpha for 8 months
my real name is patrick but my lycan name is lutien i perfer it it sonds tougher then patrick
I LIKE PINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello every one your lord has arrived
What the hell is wrong with everyone...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?!
A Silver Bullet only works on werewolfs!!!!! Just because some stupid movie says that Vampire can be killed with a Silver Bullet does not mean it is true!!!
yo cody shut up
you can kill more then just lycans wiith silveri should know i have kill some of them useing silver myself so just trust kennys judgement
Are you people for real? Like seriously? Best fucking website ever. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. Pfft people think they're vampires. And pffffft people think they're killing vampires. Padded rooms wouldn't be enough for you. Holy fucking shit. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. I've never seen so many five-year-olds on one site before. Props to this! Go on your guys. Believe that vampires are real. It's cute as all hell how stupid some people are.
Btw, if anyone "calls their vampire leader dude who is soooo fucking hot" on me. I will laugh my ass off. Have fun playing your WoW and watching "Twilight. The movie God took a shit on since it sucked so bad" I will gladly use you for any moment in life I need someone to chuckle at.
And for that, we thank you.
The best method against vampires is pouring acid over the damn thing.
i am avampire,, i already see you, i'm in your back,,
All right you fuckers. This hub has been officially fucked up since I left. And Lutian or whatever the fuck your name is, did you really kill 96 vampires? OR was it really stuffed animals and bums? And no pouring acid on a vampire is a stupid idea. In fact pouring acid on anything is a stupid idea. God, where did all the cool people on this hub go? Ive been watching this for two and a half months now and all I see is more and more DUMBASSES! If any one of you wants to get in a serious conversation about the occult get ahold of me. I'm the only serious person left here! Fuck, you guys are all insane. And where the hell is Keny?
its funny you talk about honor and living by the sword and the humans tell you to go an Insane asylum. I find it amusing how right after I sent my first comment 3 years ago, theres a bunch of humans pretending to be vampires/werewolfs/and of course vampire hunters commenting on here when most of them cant even spell.
Idiots I awake to go hunting and find this we no longer kill people and have doners we need ppl without you we would die some use animals like me but it is a different taste
hi D
if you think i am a fake tell me what country state/provens and or terrirory that i could find you in and next full moon i will hunt you down and slauter you like the blood sucking vampire you are.
oh and P.S. i hold the record for most vampires killed and youngest in my pack to be named alpha so bring it on dare bud
- lutien
saleem khan from pakistan.help me on 16 night. i am hopefol that you help me,please give me some suggession about vimpaiers .
@Count Alucard
I agree. From looking through this I have discovered that it would be best if this went back to the way it was three years ago, or at least two. People have really screwed up this blog with their little playtime sessions and coming on here saying that they killed so and so who was a vampire, or killed 16 vamps in one night (lutien). And for any who ask, Keny will most likely never return to this site. So this hub needs a new 'leader' who can help those who really are in trouble with the supernatural. But if any of you really do get in trouble with the things that go bump in the night, you might want to try the vatican records, not a hub. Or at least try older texts. Anything after 1541 has been destroyed, changed, or rewritten too many times to be accurate.
Dont tell the goverment but i am a real vampire i try being a good vampire but at night i go crazy and i thonk i killed my best friend tell me how to calm a vampire down!!!!!!!!!!!!
lutien I live in Christiansburg, Virginia come and find me... cause lets face it we both know you are not a werewolf and you dont have the guts to come face me in a fight and you clearly dont know anything about werewolfs they dont need the full moon to transform, they can transform anytime they want to..even in the middle of the day.
Wow, just wow. You idiots need to work on proper grammar and STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU ARE VAMPIRES!!! Now tell me, those who are for real, are you afraid of the dark? Let me tell you the story of a moron, a big furry moron who doesn't really turn into a werewolf. He turns into a killer rabid... wait for it... CHIHUAHUA! That's right Lutien! You're just the taco bell dog! And you vampires out there... you're all just a bunch of sparkly faggots! The one true thing you should fear is the Lord of The Flies! Satan! Naw just joking, but you might want to keep a buddy with you every night from now on... Jack the Ripper's making a *killer* comeback! Haha I made a funny. But seriously guys, a hub is not the place to get info on the supernatural, you come to me. And I guess I will have to use the hub to do so, alright just talk to me on this stuff. Well, bye.
D
now your just trying to make me angry and FYI did i ever say i had to have a full moon to change ANYONE with knowledge on lycans know that they can change when ever where ever(if there strong enough that is) IT IS JUST THE TIME WEE ARE THE STRONGEST AND HUNT THE BEST i could go hunting right now if i wanted to but i perfer to be at the top of my game doesn't meani have to have it to be any good at fighting i just perfer it when i am at full power PLUS IT IS EASIER TO SEE THE ONE TRYING TO KILL YOU.
really fearthereaper really a chihuahua
wow WTF
Don't you have to make the silver bullets be blessed by a priest?
leave them alone! they just want to live in peace.
Has anyone read the original Dracula, the one written over 100 years ago? It's hella good and it's a must read!!
Btw I agree w/ you too, Alucard and FeartheReaper, this hub was acutally...a little less silly back then...it's been a while now. I was real immature back then but now it's even more immature. O_o Oh well. That's why I left.
@Lutien
Yes, a chihuahua. Haven't you ever seen 'Vampires Suck'? It's the best movie ever made. And btw when you say you don't need the full moon to change, that may be so, but it's best. Not to see your enemy as you said, but to drive away the things that love the full darkness. Next time you are out hunting in the dead of night with full dark and no stars, make sure you stay in a pack. For something will always be watching you, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. There are far worse things on this world than vampires and werewolves.
@ehothewerepika
Sweet name btw. But anyways, do you have any idea where Keny Luger is? I heard he has a new hub or something like that, but I cannot find anything on him but this hub. Oh and I am reading that book right now. Do you know who Dracula is based off of? If you do I will be impressed, for many have forgotten the true story.
@Everyone else who is serious:
I am hear to help you if you need it. If you need any info or advice, I will be checking this once a week or so, so come to me. I will not reject anyone or refuse to help you, so ask away!
Oh and Lutien, I'm going to laugh when you fail. Just remember the most important thing when in combat: LLLEEEEERRROOOYYYYYY JJENNKIINNSSSS!!!! And if you don't know who Leroy Jenkins is you are just a newb who's going to get PAWNED! YEAH! Go epic fail!
But remember, 'No one is immortal but I, the bringer of death, instrument of god, the assassin.'
-Altair Ibn La Aha
(A fictional person who kicks ass!)
everybody i need your help, what the numbers: 72, 36 telling you?
everybody i need your help, what the numbers: 72, 36 telling you?
hey, i was wondering if anyone knows how real vampires really are, and if they are all pretty? or is that a myth? jw :)
It's important to me so please answer: what the numbers 72, 36 are telling you? How it's appear in with vampire? If somebody in the world think that he know whats this number says answer pleas pleas.....
vampires in my opionon can be as real as us its just that most people have to see to believe something so most people arent believers because they probally never have seen one or just don't know the damn signs .I'm not a slayer or a vampire but there has to be something more to humanity then just wat we think we know there has to be something that goes bump in the night . there can and probally are real vamps that have thier own civilization that we humans don't have acsess to . But Remember the phrase " the quick and the dead " Quick means living , vamps are the other part. comment if u please :D
Sorry, I did my best but... I couldn't do anything for the person I love... The vampires took that person away and now... I'm here writing this, alone and hurt... I HATE THEM... I don't know what to do... That important person in my life is one of them now.... and they destroyed my life too... Now if I hunt them I will hunt the most important thing in my life too... I'm just hurt if someone wants to talk about it leave your email and I will answer you... I REALLY NEED YO GET THIS OVEEEER!!!!
Maybe you can think that I'm crazy or something like that... I wish but the most painfull thing is that it's real... I'M SERIOUS...
I'm back. Whoah dude!
@Alex: You seem screwed. I know what its like to lose those close to you and face them later. Now tell me, are you 100% serious? Answer within one week and I can help you. After that I will be... 'otherwise preoccupied'. And the numbers 72, 36 are numbers seen by crazy people, mathematicians, myself, and they represent a full and it's half. But they don't have to be 72, 36. It could be any number and then it's half. However, if there are more numbers it could be something worse. Something, sinister. Tell me if you see more numbers.
And btw... TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN IS THE GAYEST MOVIE EVER CREATED!!!!
I'm serious. As I said this is not a joke... I'm sure... My heart is broken... I haven't eaten in days... I don't sleep well... I don't want to see anybody... I see everything and I think: nobody knows about this... and this is making me feel terrible... So believe me... I'm serious.
Oh and thank you... I know that nobody is going to believe me if I tell what happen but I have to say that... IT IS TRUE.
@Alex
Tell me everything that's happened. Ignore what anyone else says and listen to me now. Tell me everything. And if this is a joke I will hunt you down and skull---- you. What happened? Tell me everything and leave nothing out.
@All Those Who Think They're Vampires:
There's a blood drive at my school. Come get some!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?? FIRST YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.
If you want to know 'cause you want to kill them I won't tell you... because with them is him... so please... I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT???
if you want me to tell you it must be in another way but not like this...It is private and I don't want to leave in this page the things that have changed my life forever. Don't be cruel with me please. I'm just a poor girl.
you seem to have a problem alex . ARE U SURE that your not making this. i beleive u & all but thats a little extream to go through
I am saying the whole true
Why don't you believe me???? Why would I make this up?? I KNOW... this is hard to believe but it is true... and this is the principal reason because I'm terrible... nobody can help me because nobody beleves me... my family believes that I'm crazy but they don't know anything about this... and I NEED TO GET THIS OVER...
2 kill a vampire u have to take white oak ash and a silver dagar and drive it threw there heart
Sorry for my grammar mistakes, english is not my native languaje.
Well, I really need to share this because I would like to know your opinion and maybe you can give me a good advice to get this over... PLEASE BE SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I AM NOT KIDDING AND I HAVE TO SHARE THIS, EVERYBODY HAS TO KNOW IT. THIS IS MY MAIL albh.awml@gmail.com... IF YOU ARE A BELIEVER WRITE ME AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENED... AGAIN, I AM NOT JOKING!! AND BE SERIOUS.
IM a vampire but i don't kill human's just kill animals but i have come come across some human blood suckers want advice dont wear onions if you want to kill him/her then ripe them and burn the pieces or if you wont burn them then stab him/her with a stick
vampire22658@gmail.com show me that your a vamp then ill beleive u
Lutien-
if your realy a lycan, prove yourself thats something thats not your word on the hub pages . im not against you or anything i would like to kill every last one of those leeches that feed on our wildlife and our people , for all we on the hub know you may be a vampire thats acting as a lycan and be series 18 - 26 vampires a night and after reading and researchindg vampires and odd animal attatches you start to learn wats fake and wats not its just the fact off killing them is so outragouse it seems inpossible to do . and to know if there just like us or have powers that are super strong fast and great reflexes , it could be lke were a child against a very strong adult , we would almost have no chance against them unless infact we had powers that you claim to have. i would take that as a great gift and a honor which im sure you hold with being a lycan as you claim all im asking is that you show me proof contact me at easmith110029@yahoo.com if you will to actually prove to me that you are a real lycan and not a fake . i just want people to stop fucking lying and act like civilize people on this website all we need is the beleivers and the real thing on this .
The night has a million eyes , while the day only has one.
- emily
earlier comment from easmith110029@yahoo.com was a family member trying to screw you u
Alex, I wish I could contact you through e-mail, but I can't. Tell me any other way we could get in contact, and I will see if it's possible. The best way would be a meeting, face-to-face, but that's incredibly dangerous for both of us. Fuck, what would be the easiest way to contact you where you won't have to see my face or hear my voice? Please reply soon, and sorry about the wait. Something came up in Utah that need attending to.
Also, I think I know about 'Him'. (And so do the Templars! They have taken a, 'personal interest,' and you don't want that! Example: The Templars had a 'personal interest' in Jerusalem during the Holy Wars!)
@Emily Anne Smith
Lutien is not a Lycan, or at least not a true Lycan. I should know, I've done my research. I have been watching from the shadows for the past ten years, observing creatures of the night. In a real battle, a Lycan would easily overpower a vampire, but only one vs. one. Two vampires against a Lycan would be an interesting match, but any more than that and the Lycan would be overwhelmed. And your saying: "The night has a million eyes, while the day only has one," is not entirely true. There are many eyes at night, always spying, which makes the day seem friendlier, but there are just as many during the day as at night, and the ones during the day are the ones you must be careful of.
Alex, I wish I could contact you through e-mail, but I can't. Tell me any other way we could get in contact, and I will see if it's possible. The best way would be a meeting, face-to-face, but that's incredibly dangerous for both of us. Fuck, what would be the easiest way to contact you where you won't have to see my face or hear my voice? Please reply soon, and sorry about the wait. Something came up in Utah that need attending to.
Also, I think I know about 'Him'. (And so do the Templars! They have taken a, 'personal interest,' and you don't want that! Example: The Templars had a 'personal interest' in Jerusalem during the Holy Wars!)
@Emily Anne Smith
Lutien is not a Lycan, or at least not a true Lycan. I should know, I've done my research. I have been watching from the shadows for the past ten years, observing creatures of the night. In a real battle, a Lycan would easily overpower a vampire, but only one vs. one. Two vampires against a Lycan would be an interesting match, but any more than that and the Lycan would be overwhelmed. And your saying: "The night has a million eyes, while the day only has one," is not entirely true. There are many eyes at night, always spying, which makes the day seem friendlier, but there are just as many during the day as at night, and the ones during the day are the ones you must be careful of.
damn , didnt think of it that way but you kow what i mean its just a sayin any way fearthe reaper
What do you mean with that? I don't get it. I don't know how to tell you this... just ask me things...
im confused i thought only werewolves die with silver bullets.......and i think vampires are deso but werewolves are better to me......SORRY vampire lovers
hey if anyone remembers me my name is asmodeus i am one of the 7 princes of hell me and my brother belphegor or bael used to go on here all the time but we went on here less and less and what happened ehothewerepika u started comin back on here again and what happened to mr.spock and i thought count alucard died man nobodys on this but wannabes nowadays
hey @ehothewerepika man its me bael we havent talked in a while i miss u man @count alucard u craazy son of a bitch i miss u too man we used to talk like evry day and now a bunch of weirdos toke over
at last i can kill robert pattison
@Lust Maker OMG! Its me Count Alucard Hubpages deleted my account! -__- I miss you AND YEAH ALL THESE BASTARDS TOOK OVER....*COCKS RIFLE* Lets get our page back
@Lust Maker OMG! Its me Count Alucard Hubpages deleted my account! -__- I miss you AND YEAH ALL THESE BASTARDS TOOK OVER....*COCKS RIFLE* Lets get our page back
hey whats goin on @Dalek sec im diggin the new name change count alucard
and GODDAMMIT count your motherfuckin right this was our page if i could id do all their moms with out rubber!! THEN i wouldn't pay child support haha then id be all like welcome to hell and start beatin the crap outta them
Bael!!!!! I missed you!!!!!!! *hugs* Shut up I'm not gay but anyway.. How are you buddy?
great yeah that war with those ogres ended about a month ago they surrendered and ya know stuff... so hows it been with you @Dalek sec and i aint gay neither man
hey @bael and @dalec sec have you dudes noticed nobody ever really talks about the hub anymore
I know right Asmodeus! This place used to be soooo much better!!! I miss you guys!!
I know right Asmodeus! This place used to be soooo much better!!! I miss you guys!!
yeah i know rite dude
We need to get this page back in line we all have to start commenting daily and talking to each other man!
with whot a gun we can a vampire i won to now
YEAH me and bael DO MAN BUT,a lot of times i post comments but for some trucking reason they don't show
hey yeah so whats GOING ON MOTHERFUCKERS
hey yeah so whats GOING ON MOTHERFUCKERS
@FeartheReaper: Thanks! By the way, I'm sorry to say this, but I can't answer any of your questions :( The only real connection I have with vampires is that I write about them...sigh...sorry.
@Asmodeus: Hey man I'm using your name in that story I'm writing and it's going really well btw!
@Bael: Hey yeah I only come here when I'm bored out of my ass. Yeah...noone does talk about the hub anymore -_- all they do is pretend to be awesome and argue.
@Dalec Sec: Hey so how are you?
PS: I might not come here often, but I might check in...every...uh once in a while
@ehothewerepika I'm great.
Really we have to get this hub back in gear! For Star Trek, Doctor Who, Demons and proper Vampires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess whos back and alive and not bitten or dead lol
slayerrr u still with us? plz tell me ur ok , oh and iv been surviving in the woods for days now im finaly home, so wats up everyone
badspellersareback
and ironically I spelled my own name wrong. fml
Hey it's ehothewerepika here. I'm going to be going into the hub-writing business. Keep an eye out for my hubs on random things: surviving high school, what creates fear, game reviews, etc. Thanks guys
YAY! Know we can get this started!
Hey guys, it's me, ehothewerepika. I wrote a hub.
http://theplayerofgames.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Fi
"Like fighting vampires, you need the right weapons to do so. But unlike fighting vampires, you don't have to get your hand dirty...except for pen marks, I guess."
It might not help you powerful beings out there, but it would be nice if you could take a look!
Sigh never mind my post. Never mind my hub. I JUST BOYCOTTED HP BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SCAMMY. Maybe that's why Keny Luger left, to deactivate his account naturally? Well I guess I won't be here for long after all
Aww really okay :(
@ D BRING IT ON BITCH. NAME A DATE AND TIME AND I'LL BE THERE AS BEST AS I CAN. IF NOT COME AND FIND ME . I WILL ENJOY KILLING U 4 ALL UR KIND HAS DUN.
I have had a startling epiphany! Vampires and werewolves and zombies have become 100% lame thanks to Stephanie Meyer and Hollywood. What is cool however are more hidden things. Like demons, or jackrabbits, or Smurfs. (hahaha Smurf houses are shrooms!) But I have a suggestion for all of you. If you have no life and spend all day obsessing over vampires, you need a hobby. Like suicide. Or homicide. Or matricide, genocide, or my personal favorite, dieticide. (The killing of a god)Warning, if you are going to commit suicide, be sure to use a clean bullet, because a rusty bullet may give you tetnis, and the tetnis will make you die. Have a nice life being virgins for eternity!
@CountAlucard,ehothewerepika, Alex
Rock on buddy, rock on.
@Lucien
Go die in a hole you piece of shit chihuahua.
i loved this page
U guys really think a silver bullet will kill a vamp the methods of killing a vamp has change over the years
well im a vampire and i love it and its not bad i mean im a kind of vampire that doesnt drink blood and im normal its just i have everything like hurt by sun and holy water and silver bullets that effect me but I DO NOT DRINK BLOOD!!!!!!! ok read the BIG letters again
wow you know i feel like life suddenly woke me up out of bed at 3am on a monday night and rapped me then made fate come in and fuck up my life... whatever ya know oh an btw @ehothewerepika wow you came back for like a total of 5 days
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Bozyslawa 3 years ago
Dear Keny,
Thank you for your wonderful and thorough answer to my question, and I am really thrilled with your extensive knowledge and the films you have mentioned. I believe i have met a real-life vampire who is stalking me relentlessly, and i need all the help i can get. I will continue watching your page just in case you would add somehting to it in future. it is a matetr of survival for me, and i have to find out how to translate the figurative methods, the metaphors into real life situaitons. Thanks again, and please continue your research!